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Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings

 
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Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Two men were arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings.

No, that’s not a typo—sixty five thousand dollars in wings.

Given that wings routinely go for 50 cents a pop at happy hour, this is a lot of wings.

Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports the theft was an inside job by Dewayne Patterson, 35, and Renaldo Jackson, 26, who both worked at Nordic Cold Storage in Doraville, GA. The two rented a truck from Enterprise, showed up at their place of work off hours, and stole 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings.

“Managers at the business told police that Jackson used a forklift to load the wings while Patterson served as lookout,” reports AJC.

Police have arrested Patterson and Jackson for felony theft, but there’s no word on the whereabouts of the wings.

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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
I believe these emoticons sum it up

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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Being this popped in atlanta, yes those emoticons sum it up quite well.
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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Regardless of it being racist, you have to admit that 65k worth of chicken wings is a SHITLOAD OF CHICKEN WINGS!!!

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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Where in hell were they planning on selling these things?
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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Where in hell were they planning on selling these things?
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Not really sure, but the article said they did not find the stolen wings. So, perhaps they had one hell of a barb-b-que before they were arrested?

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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Where in hell were they planning on selling these things?
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Large black market in poor inner cities communities.
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Thanks. Never got one of those before.

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Where in hell were they planning on selling these things?
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Large black market in poor inner cities communities.
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Thanks. Never got one of those before.

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Read this the other day and laughed my ass off. Knew it had to be a couple Americans.
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It IS Super Bowl Time, right?

The brotha's gots ta hav dem wangs!
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It IS Super Bowl Time, right?

The brotha's gots ta hav dem wangs!
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Let’s see what the National chicken counsel says....yes there is really an National chicken counsel.


Snip; Chicken companies produced about one percent fewer birds last year, due in large part to record high corn and feed prices,” Roenigk said. “Corn makes up more than two-thirds of chicken feed and corn prices hit an all-time high in 2012, due to two reasons: last summer’s drought and pressure from a federal government requirement that mandates 40 percent of our corn crop be turned into fuel in the form of ethanol. Simply put, less corn equals higher feed costs, which means fewer birds produced.”

Snip2;The wholesale price of wings will be the most expensive ever during Super Bowl XLVII as demand rises and the supply has shrunk. Wings are also currently the highest priced part of the chicken.

Wholesale wings are currently at about $2.11 a pound (Northeast), the highest on record at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, up 26 cents or 14 percent from a year earlier.


[link to www.nationalchickencouncil.org]

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Let’s see what the American chicken counsel says....yes there is really an American chicken counsel.


Wholesale wings are currently at about $2.11 a pound (Northeast), the highest on record at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, up 26 cents or 14 percent from a year earlier.


[link to www.nationalchickencouncil.org]
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I think they are the highest in the Northeast for a reason. There's someone that lives up that way but forgot who.



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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Let’s see what the American chicken counsel says....yes there is really an American chicken counsel.


Wholesale wings are currently at about $2.11 a pound (Northeast), the highest on record at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, up 26 cents or 14 percent from a year earlier.


[link to www.nationalchickencouncil.org]
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I think they are the highest in the Northeast for a reason. There's someone that lives up that way but forgot who.



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There is gold gravy in them wings.


BTW I was laughing to much it is "national chicken counsel" what was I thinking.
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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Let’s see what the American chicken counsel says....yes there is really an American chicken counsel.


Wholesale wings are currently at about $2.11 a pound (Northeast), the highest on record at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, up 26 cents or 14 percent from a year earlier.


[link to www.nationalchickencouncil.org]
 Quoting: Chrit



I think they are the highest in the Northeast for a reason. There's someone that lives up that way but forgot who.



:nainai:
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There is gold gravy in them wings.


BTW I was laughing to much it is "national chicken counsel" what was I thinking.
 Quoting: Chrit


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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Were these guys planning the biggest Super Bowl party in history
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Re: Two men arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings
Were these guys planning the biggest Super Bowl party in history
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Not sure but sounds like they were hosting alot of people.
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I'll take 100 bucks of wings off your hands brother

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:hboo: MOAR WINGS!
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Were these guys planning the biggest Super Bowl party in history
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I hope they find those wings. All we need now is the Great 2013 Chicken Wing Shortage to go along with all other doom. :(
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LOL!!!!
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Quick!

Someone call an Eskimo!! There's a land whale on the loose!!

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