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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child

 
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"what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child"





That women were kind and magical creatures.
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When I was around 5 I believed all ladies with big boobies were very motherly and would love me.
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When I was around 5 I believed all ladies with big boobies were very motherly and would love me.
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:munkee : now there is something to believe in. :sneeze:

Bless you!
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I thought cats and dogs were the same species; cats being the females and dogs being the males.
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Someone may have already wrote this but I remember the one, if you eat Pop Rocks and drink CocaCola, you would die.
When I was really young, I believed, God made dirt and dirt won't hurt saying, pretty gross that when I dropped food I would still eat it based on this.
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"fat will stick to your ribs"

I literally believed this. That inside the chest were the ribs, just a wide open space with boney ribs jutting out and from these ribs, random strips of fat (from pork chops fx) would dangle forever..
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Ohh and I also thought that if you needed money, you just went to the bank and got more. I didn't know you had to put your own money in.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That adults always told the truth, had this mysterious attribute called "common sense" (which my parents assured me I lacked) and didn't suffer from jealousy, hypocrisy, irrational beliefs or greed.

I really believed that when you grew up all these things you felt and did as child (like that desperate need to peek at Christmas presents) would go away.

Turns out they just did a good job of hiding it from kids.
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-the government cares about you
- god is real
- crime does not pay
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One was that if you sneezed with your eyes open your eyeballs would blow right out of your head ...
another was making a wish when you drove by a hay truck and holding your breath when passing a hearse those are the ones I remember off the top of my head anyway!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5609223


I still believe that!Hahahaha, it's not true?

I believed as a child(7 years old) that if you died, you would still be locked up inside your head with no way of communicating or moving, that thought scared the crap outta me..

message: don't take kids to funerals!
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Christianity
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
when you get fired from a job they kill you
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I believed in true love. That I would find a man that saw things the same way I did and we would live happily ever after. Lol. Its my parents' fault really, they were married for 42 years; till death did they part. That is rare these days.
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are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

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I believed in true love. That I would find a man that saw things the same way I did and we would live happily ever after. Lol. Its my parents' fault really, they were married for 42 years; till death did they part. That is rare these days.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


yep, that too hehe, although I would find a wife(I did but she turned out to be Girlzilla, recently deivorced after 12 years)

very rare these days indeed.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I thought they must have some real badass gorillas down there in central America, kept hearin' about them on the radio..
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Yes in the 70s I couldn't understand why people had given all these gorillas in Africa guns.

I used to question it every day when the news came on Radio 4 during breakfast.
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"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

That people take oaths and pledges seriously.

Clearly TPTB haven't. Trust is a given when you're a child, you make people earn it when you grow up.
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"what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child"





That women were kind and magical creatures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409068



I believed that, too. Live and learn.
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when i was a kid i believed everything i saw on TV and thought if i exercise enough i can be superman.
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Old enough to have lived through the end of the world that was to happen in 1972 or so. Remember going to bed pretty sh*t scared and then wakin up goin WTF.......BFL

Enjoyed watchin all the children clammer about this recent end of the world non event.
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Went on a Snipe hunt,convinced my team would win a big prize for capturing the beast! Spent a long time in a very dark cornfield!
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I thought they must have some real badass gorillas down there in central America, kept hearin' about them on the radio..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26744885


Yes in the 70s I couldn't understand why people had given all these gorillas in Africa guns.

I used to question it every day when the news came on Radio 4 during breakfast.
 Quoting: lightchild_uk


Oh yeah, that whole gorilla fighting thing. I was vividly
imagining big, wild jungle gorillas with guns fighting each other, and never understood what the war was about. I always seemed to know that it was happening far away, but worried that they would come closer and closer as time went by, and there was no stopping them.
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Easter bunny and Santa Claus (literally, not just talking about the yada yada holiday spirit).
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That other people always told the truth.

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Or that other people were good.
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Since pepper made food hot, salt would cool it down.. right?
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lol
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That all people, black and white were the same and that there was no underlying reasons for racism, just stupid people who were short sighted.Then at the age of 11 we moved to the inner city and from then on because i was white i had a big bulls-eye on my back.I was constantly put down, threatened and assaulted because i was white.Any time i ran into a group of blacks-almost any group of blacks, they descended on me with disdain in there eyes. I learned to fight just in order to survive and after awhile word got around that i wasn`t a easy target and things cooled down a little. But the experience left a bitter taste in my mouth and i realized that the picture painted on TV showing blacks as innocent victims of white racism was nothing but social manipulation and in fact racism by blacks against whites was far more prevalent in society. I keep thinking maybe that`s why the rich white liberals that control the media ignore the problem and give excuses and scapegoats for all the rampant violence by minorities, they`ve never had to deal with it because they`re locked away in there gated communities.
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The man made god
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:eyeroll:
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god is real
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I thought that our electric bill (for our flat in San Francisco - which was probably like $25 then in the 70's or less) was literally like $1500/month - the way my mom would go nuts over how high it was every month - I was like, wow, what a drama queen (to myself) when I finally got older and saw what electric bills were really like.

Used to also think about how boring adults were with their news and talk of the weather and stuff, and now I am one and it's me that's the boring one - too funny.
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That a personified god who looks like a human magically impregnated a 12 year old girl. She gave birth to this god man who performed miracles and then we crucified him because his dad, god, sent him to earth in order to be tortured and murdered so he could die for our sins.

This, and the god-man had blonde hair, blue eyes and spoke English.
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I thought that drug stores were where they sold illegal drugs, and thought that cops were stupid for not arresting the pharmacists.

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