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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child

 
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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

I'll go first

* If you collected the silver & gold wrappers from cigarette boxes, you could get a black baby (no offense intended. we just never seen black babies but we all had black dolls)
* If you smelt a dandelline, you would wet the bed
* If you blessed the chewing gum before you ate it, it was ok to scrape it off the ground


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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That other people always told the truth.

Obviously, I know now that the vast majority of other people lie like rugs, pretty much all the time.

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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
The man made god
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
If you worked hard then it would be rewarded
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Since pepper made food hot, salt would cool it down.. right?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Well lets just say i didn't go blindhf
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
that the president was a good guy
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Well lets just say i didn't go blindhf
 Quoting: CtYankee


However I do wear glasses now
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
If you pass a cemetery hold your breath until you see a white house if you dont you will die. I still find my self doing this today.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Opportunities abound and all you need is knowledge and skill to succeed.
Study, learn and you can be anything you want.
Always be nice and deal with people fairly and you will be recognized and prosperous.
Never fight unless you intend to kill which is wrong because if you never fight you can never succeed.
Always do the right thing and people will respect you.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I was a kid we went to a World's Fair, and a group from Mexico put on a pageant which included a simulated Aztec human sacrifice.

I thought it was real.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A COP......saddy gone the way of the dodo
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Since pepper made food hot, salt would cool it down.. right?
 Quoting: Billy_Sastard


absolutely

and toothpaste made your boobs grow!!
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That other people always told the truth.

Obviously, I know now that the vast majority of other people lie like rugs, pretty much all the time.

drevil
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oh yes

and you could tell if your tongue was black
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
The man made god
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really?

thats weird
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That people were essentially good.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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If you worked hard then it would be rewarded
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biggest lie of them all :-(
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That the world would have peace and nature would be restored..guess not :(
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That having an aspirin after eating cheese would kill you.
This, from an aunt I adored, so I believed it.
Turns out she was quite the boozer. Lol!!
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Well lets just say i didn't go blindhf
 Quoting: CtYankee


well did ya?

Secret to it is a sock & Hoover

doesnt affect the eyes then

or are you talking about sitting too close to the tv?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
that the president was a good guy
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ok

are you all better now?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
The many false delusional fables of man connected to and indoctrinatED through RE`LEGIONS...

The FOR SALE kind at any price if you know what I mean!!!

MJ

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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
If you pass a cemetery hold your breath until you see a white house if you dont you will die. I still find my self doing this today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4690647


Hahaha

genius!!!
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

I'll go first

* If you collected the silver & gold wrappers from cigarette boxes, you could get a black baby (no offense intended. we just never seen black babies but we all had black dolls)
* If you smelt a dandelline, you would wet the bed
* If you blessed the chewing gum before you ate it, it was ok to scrape it off the ground


beared_b
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That a personified god who looks like a human magically impregnated a 12 year old girl. She gave birth to this god man who performed miracles and then we crucified him because his dad, god, sent him to earth in order to be tortured and murdered so he could die for our sins.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Opportunities abound and all you need is knowledge and skill to succeed.
Study, learn and you can be anything you want.
Always be nice and deal with people fairly and you will be recognized and prosperous.
Never fight unless you intend to kill which is wrong because if you never fight you can never succeed.
Always do the right thing and people will respect you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


my da always told us, someone hurts you then its ok to pick up a brick
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I was a kid we went to a World's Fair, and a group from Mexico put on a pageant which included a simulated Aztec human sacrifice.

I thought it was real.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


that as a cool childhood


we would get a week out of a dead bee in a jar
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I thought super man was real.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A COP......saddy gone the way of the dodo
 Quoting: CtYankee


we were thought the opposote believe it or not

trust a normal Joe before a garda
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
This was during the time of Westerns dominating the TV and also Tarzan movies. I thought that the animals, horses, jungle animals, on the TV shows could see me sitting on the sofa watching the program. I was scared to move.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That the world would have peace and nature would be restored..guess not :(
 Quoting: KipKat


have faith my friend

time is plentiful & nature wonderful

there is still hope for that one
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That police officers were good, intelligent and highly trained civil service workers who always caught the bad guy.
If you break a law you will be caught.





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