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God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"

 
Dr. Greenthumb
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God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
You are now aware that the most significant thing the human race has done has been to strip life from places it was once found, and that's not even a good thing.
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
Also, take in my sig. The human body is a beautiful thing, why be so ashamed of what god's given you?
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
Also, take in my sig. The human body is a beautiful thing, why be so ashamed of what god's given you?
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I concur.
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
That's right, it' because you were lied to. Just like the serpent lied to Eve in that cute little allegory.
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
That's right, it' because you were lied to. Just like the serpent lied to Eve in that cute little allegory.
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Take the first telling of Genesis.

Tear it from the book at the end.

Throw the book away.

And walk in the Garden sinless.
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
Get back to your roots you mongrel mutts.

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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
God: Eve, why did you eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?

Eve: Lord, I was deceived by the talking Serpent YOU put in the Garden.

God: Eve, I will not condemn you this time. But tell me my sweet child, Who am I?

Eve: You are my Father, My creator, the Almighty who created all things.

God: That's right Eve. Do you believe this with all your heart?

Eve: Yes my Lord.

God: Then don't you think I would know if I created a talking snake?


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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
Also, take in my sig. The human body is a beautiful thing, why be so ashamed of what god's given you?
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Can you imagine all those fat people walking around naked? scream
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
If you look at the fall of man from an evolutionary stand-point it's an essential step in the evolution of our minds. If men are truly destined to become gods then surely they must learn evil (known thine enemy) . I like to think of it this way: Man has always dreamed of flying, hence winged angels/cherubs, but let's fact it, we'll never have wings. We do however have something much better, our brain power, something that can take us anywhere. Life to me is a lot like a chapter in a never-ending story. Look at the big picture, we've ONLY got another 7 billion years left on Earth or so. Trying to colonize another planet would also be futile in the long run, not to mention pointless, as we all have to die someday. Seems like what earth really is an extremely advanced spaceship pleasure cruise, but certainly not in a hurry to get to the edge of infinity (where ever that is) .
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Re: God: "Hey you curious monkeys, stop tearing up my lawn!"
Also, take in my sig. The human body is a beautiful thing, why be so ashamed of what god's given you?
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Can you imagine all those fat people walking around naked? scream
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It would be good motivation for them to get into shape.

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