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Fum Unda Cheese
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01/30/2013 04:25 PM
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This is from an eMail.

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WHY  I'M   DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)  Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, 
this is the Promised Land."


Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, 
raised the price of Camels and 
Mortgaged the Promised Land !


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...
I called a Suicide Hotline, I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...




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01/30/2013 04:33 PM
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Re: DEPRESSED
rofl
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01/30/2013 04:38 PM
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Re: DEPRESSED
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01/30/2013 09:39 PM
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For the humor in the truth


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01/30/2013 11:47 PM
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The Promised Land

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