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My Wife Is Going Through The Change. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY!

 
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At 51 I think I have just finished menopause...I dont think I was batshit crazy but i did get very upset with my friends and moved way out to the bush to be by myself...ok I was batshit crazy....this too will pass OP
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time to put her down.
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At 51 I think I have just finished menopause...I dont think I was batshit crazy but i did get very upset with my friends and moved way out to the bush to be by myself...ok I was batshit crazy....this too will pass OP
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LOL hugs. I like the one the kid posted about his mom only leaving her room at night with no one around to stock up on more food. I do that and I live alone LOL. If I had teen agers still at home I would not come out to pee either LOL. I do not answer the phone or door anymore. Now they walk around the back yard and pound on my bedroom window. What part of I want to be alone is so hard for others to understand.
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Welcome to my world OP.
It doesn't stop anytime soon either. All I hear is "I'm Hot" nonstop for almost 2 years now. Air conditioner going full tilt when it's perfectly fine out. It's best to just ignore her...maybe she'll go away. I spend alot of time in my shop, even if I have nothing to do. If she start growing a mustache or sideburns, I'm outa here.
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Fuck that and fuck marriage, thanks for proving us young folk correct
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
band
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That's what happens when you get married. and it gets even better, no sex! Don't even ask her for it! But yeah take her to find a natural hormone replacement therapy clinic in your area. OR ask the damn doctor. None of that horse estrogen shit, don't let her take that! Too fucking dangerous! Google natural alternatives to hormone replacement therapy.
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What a crock. Lots of women like sex even more. The worst part is the sweats. I think there is some type of hormonal cream that she can rub onto her skin or a hormonal patch she can wear that helps ease the change for her. Again, this is a medical condition and a little help from a female doc can help.
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Both of my ex-wives are on bio-identical hormones. One of them goes to CA and uses the same doc that Suzanne Sommers uses and who co-authored her book on the subject.

It works. Becoming a sexless old hag is optional today. Menopause and the horrors that it inflicts on the woman, her family and her husband can be stopped cold in it's tracks, today. Get your wife to an expert in using these bio-identical hormones. The results are truly amazing!
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I'm going through the changes but I'm not bat shit crazy.
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Same here...52...NO hot flashes...NO weight gain...NO mood swings...I think UNHEALTHY, overweight, Rx medicated women suffer ALOT more! Two years into it...I'M FINE!
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Sadly the person going through it doesnt always realize what an ass they are being.Its like dope heads think they are acting normal.They arent to non dope heads but its normal for them.Same with the change.
You better think again of thats what you really think
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
band
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Never get married.

Oh, wait ...

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Good luck my friend. Mine divorced me because I left a dish in the sink all day. One dish.. she blew her top and threw me out and went to a lawyer the next day.
She was totally insane.. neighbors tell me she is still nuts.
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Thanks for all of the responses. It's been quite interesting and educational.
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
band
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Good luck my friend. Mine divorced me because I left a dish in the sink all day. One dish.. she blew her top and threw me out and went to a lawyer the next day.
She was totally insane.. neighbors tell me she is still nuts.
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Maybe if it was a bowl, you still would have had a chance.
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Time to dump the old bitch. It's only going to get worse.
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At 51 I think I have just finished menopause...I dont think I was batshit crazy but i did get very upset with my friends and moved way out to the bush to be by myself...ok I was batshit crazy....this too will pass OP
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LOL hugs. I like the one the kid posted about his mom only leaving her room at night with no one around to stock up on more food. I do that and I live alone LOL. If I had teen agers still at home I would not come out to pee either LOL. I do not answer the phone or door anymore. Now they walk around the back yard and pound on my bedroom window. What part of I want to be alone is so hard for others to understand.
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Could be the point, people can be pricks, have to deal with one that I'm living with.
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Welcome to my world OP.
It doesn't stop anytime soon either. All I hear is "I'm Hot" nonstop for almost 2 years now. Air conditioner going full tilt when it's perfectly fine out. It's best to just ignore her...maybe she'll go away. I spend alot of time in my shop, even if I have nothing to do. If she start growing a mustache or sideburns, I'm outa here.
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Time to dump the old bitch. It's only going to get worse.
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Leaving her is not going to happen.
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Whatever you do, don`t mention any doom related news. Seems to drive my wife out of her mind... and it`s all my fault. tomato
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Men could never handle Menopause, the can't handle having a head cold.

Menopause is the worst.

It is like your inside thermostat turns itself up to a 125 degrees, and you cannot cool down even with the air conditioner turned down to zero.

You try and sleep, and your head is spinning and you feel like your on speed, it is HORMONES GONE WILD.

I suffered horribly, but it is gone now, had to get through it with help of probiotics and healthy lifestyle choices.

My husband froze to death for awhile, but he no longer has to wear his parka to bed.
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There are questions to answer here before advice can be given.

What do you mean by "Batshit Crazy"?

If she's being abusive, then you need to leave. That included emotional and physical abuse.

If it's just the occasional tantrum, some hot flashes and what have you, try to be understanding.

Remember, she, for the first time in her life, is experiencing a tiny fraction of what you've lived with for years. It's a bit like dealing with a teenage boy after a fashion.

She's going to be full of new emotions that are far more powerful than she's used to dealing with and it does take time to learn real self-control.

It took you years, if you recall?

Luckily what she's going through is a watered down version of that.Otherwise she'd be beating people down after work and plotting your death, no doubt.

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Men could never handle Menopause, the can't handle having a head cold.

Menopause is the worst.

It is like your inside thermostat turns itself up to a 125 degrees, and you cannot cool down even with the air conditioner turned down to zero.

You try and sleep, and your head is spinning and you feel like your on speed, it is HORMONES GONE WILD.

I suffered horribly, but it is gone now, had to get through it with help of probiotics and healthy lifestyle choices.

My husband froze to death for awhile, but he no longer has to wear his parka to bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


I have to say, flat out: wrong. Men have all handled that kind of thing. In fact, it's how most men feel all the time.

Menopause is a time of dampening female hormone expression. Women start to experience unchecked male hormones for the first time in their lives and this is the reaction.

Yeah, that sudden anger you feel, imagine it being ten times stronger and around most of the time.

Now, if you want to claim that men couldn't handle childbirth... I'm with you.

:)
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Great thread!

Practical advice and funny comments!

Thanks for the laughs.. lmao
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Chi-F

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52 is not old. In fact, I know a number of women this age who are very attractive.

Batshit crazy no doubt stems from hormone swings.

Make her orgasm to release the craziness, in all seriousness, this should calm her down.
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Yes. Get her really drunk and have a younger horny guy fuck her all night long.
It is called Dicking a broad down, it calms them down and completes them. They have an empty hole inside them called a vageen, the penis fills this vageen.
Also anal sex.
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Men go through Andropause. Testosterone decreases and they lose their edge also. After forty its downhill for the guys.
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marry in your age group ( around 5 years up or down) you both go through it together then. Old age is fun eh? lol
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Go to any drug store, and they will have the herb, black cohosh. U can get it in pill form or in capsule form. U can also get it at places like Wal-Mart.

Follow the directions on the bottle and give it about two weeks to work. It will stop all hot flashes and take care of hormone imbalances.

The synthetic estrogen called premarin is simply not good for women to be taking. There is a danger of blood clots.

Hope she becomes stablized soon.:lkj:
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
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