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My Wife Is Going Through The Change. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY!

 
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02/02/2013 02:12 PM
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My wife went through that ... seemed to start about week two of the marriage and never stopped.

Thank goodness she found another guy to make miserable and ran off.

She was HAWT looking and he though he had found a sexual dynamo gem ... but that lasted less than 6 months and then he was out the door, didn't have the patience I did.
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Welcome to my world OP.
It doesn't stop anytime soon either. All I hear is "I'm Hot" nonstop for almost 2 years now. Air conditioner going full tilt when it's perfectly fine out. It's best to just ignore her...maybe she'll go away. I spend alot of time in my shop, even if I have nothing to do. If she start growing a mustache or sideburns, I'm outa here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30079403


Move her to Africa. That's where I went through "the change." If I ever had a hot flash, I didn't notice.
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02/02/2013 02:46 PM
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My 52 year old wife is going through the change- she is nuts to live with! I've never seen her so batshit crazy. Any advice from the GLPers who've been through this?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32407784


That's what happens when you get married. and it gets even better, no sex! Don't even ask her for it! But yeah take her to find a natural hormone replacement therapy clinic in your area. OR ask the damn doctor. None of that horse estrogen shit, don't let her take that! Too fucking dangerous! Google natural alternatives to hormone replacement therapy.
 Quoting: hawk8414


What a crock. Lots of women like sex even more. The worst part is the sweats. I think there is some type of hormonal cream that she can rub onto her skin or a hormonal patch she can wear that helps ease the change for her. Again, this is a medical condition and a little help from a female doc can help.
 Quoting: Alexander


BS! I have married men telling me all the time,"My wife is interested in me anymore. She's going through the change. What about my needs?" I tell him to look up natural hormone replacement therapies. I'm telling you, that horse estrogen shit is dangerous!

This is the place everyone here recommends.

[link to www.mayoclinic.com]
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02/02/2013 02:51 PM
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Trade her in for two twenty-six-year-olds.
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02/02/2013 03:13 PM
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look up borax for balancing hormone levels

feverfew tea traditional herbal aid
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02/02/2013 03:14 PM
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just stick it in her butt proper 10x a day, no more crazy.
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02/02/2013 03:29 PM
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Time to dump the old bitch. It's only going to get worse.
 Quoting: Hells Truant


To hell with the "...for better or worse" vows?

Just wait until your mid-life crisis. Hopefully the wife will be smart and "dump the old bastard." What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/02/2013 10:18 PM
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Trade her in for two twenty-six-year-olds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32604708


My crazy grandfather used to threaten to do this to granny....good times...therapy........

peace
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02/02/2013 10:24 PM
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this goes for men too...

most men at the age of 30 to 35 they have low testosterone

you have stress at work

you will get fat
have sickness
not much into sex
cant last during sex..

and men have PMS as well

men go through a change too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18573293


Maybe the OP has low T and that deficiency is distorting his prospective of his wife.
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02/02/2013 10:28 PM
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02/02/2013 10:29 PM
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I'm 55 and haven't gone through anything different....why is that?....why do some supposedly go "Batshit" ?....and you men talking soo rudely about your precious wife's that stuck by your side all these years. I bet anything that it is YOU that caused your wife to go Crazy..... she finally realized she has had enough of your Crazy self
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02/02/2013 10:30 PM
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Without reading all the BS posts before mine, I just have to say shame on you for publicizing it and giving her no support at all.
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02/02/2013 10:32 PM
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I second that SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
ElusivePisces
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02/02/2013 10:33 PM
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Without reading all the BS posts before mine, I just have to say shame on you for publicizing it and giving her no support at all.
 Quoting: Red1 33549351


SHAME on you forever OP man!
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02/02/2013 11:05 PM
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Thank you OP for the thread, It helps to know others are going through the same things and takes some of the drama out of it. I am 52 and batshit crazy at times, it helps to laugh at ourselves. I do not think it was a disrespect to your wife or women, Thanks again. I kept giving it a bump.
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02/02/2013 11:08 PM
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google "progestrone cream" worked wonders on me
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02/02/2013 11:14 PM
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BLACK COHOSH. Look it up. It's a natural phytoestrogen and it cured my mood swings, drenching night sweats and migrains.
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02/03/2013 04:40 PM
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02/03/2013 05:54 PM
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google "progestrone cream" worked wonders on me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33285090


You don't need a prescription for this hormone cream and it keeps a post menopausal women's vagina walls from thinning.
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02/07/2013 04:40 AM
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02/13/2013 12:52 AM
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Benzos. Make her ask her doc for them. Make sure she takes them. Seriously.
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Ask your doctor about the Depakote sprinkles.
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02/16/2013 11:57 PM
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Ask your doctor about the Depakote sprinkles.
 Quoting: krosty


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02/17/2013 12:38 AM
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Men could never handle Menopause, the can't handle having a head cold.

Menopause is the worst.

It is like your inside thermostat turns itself up to a 125 degrees, and you cannot cool down even with the air conditioner turned down to zero.

You try and sleep, and your head is spinning and you feel like your on speed, it is HORMONES GONE WILD.

I suffered horribly, but it is gone now, had to get through it with help of probiotics and healthy lifestyle choices.

My husband froze to death for awhile, but he no longer has to wear his parka to bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


Men go through a type of menopause, too.
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02/18/2013 06:55 PM
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Men could never handle Menopause, the can't handle having a head cold.

Menopause is the worst.

It is like your inside thermostat turns itself up to a 125 degrees, and you cannot cool down even with the air conditioner turned down to zero.

You try and sleep, and your head is spinning and you feel like your on speed, it is HORMONES GONE WILD.

I suffered horribly, but it is gone now, had to get through it with help of probiotics and healthy lifestyle choices.

My husband froze to death for awhile, but he no longer has to wear his parka to bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6038128


Men go through a type of menopause, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32407784


The only change I have noticed about older men is that it takes them longer to get up and across the room to try and hump you when you bend over to pick up something off the floor and it takes us twice as long to stand back up.
They do also tend to get in fewer fist fights.
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02/18/2013 07:04 PM
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this goes for men too...

most men at the age of 30 to 35 they have low testosterone

you have stress at work

you will get fat
have sickness
not much into sex
cant last during sex..

and men have PMS as well

men go through a change too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18573293


clappa

No men wanna talk about this shit though. Too much wrapped up in their little fragile egos. What the fuck do they think testosterone is? Fuck, it's A HORMONE, MEN. A hormone, and flux of any hormone can happen to a MALE or a FEMALE. And men have prolactin, LH hormone, estrogen and progesterone in a special balance too, like women, just like women have testosterone in a special balance. It's not just a women's only club for "changes" due to hormones. I'm glad Low T (wow, they're even scared to say the word TESTOSTERONE!! LOL "let's call it low T") is being recognized as the issue it is with men, FINALLY. All my man does is sleep, SLEEP, sleep. Where is my sex? You get fed this party line that "All men think about is sex" and then you as a female get to feeling inadequate. I am in shape, sexy FIT and thin and in my early 30's. But my man would rather see the blankets than have sex. A man in said predicament would be applauded for seeking some strange, but if a woman like me goes for it, we're whores. Go fucking figure.
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02/18/2013 07:18 PM
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I'm going through the changes but I'm not bat shit crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20001734


Same here...52...NO hot flashes...NO weight gain...NO mood swings...I think UNHEALTHY, overweight, Rx medicated women suffer ALOT more! Two years into it...I'M FINE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33305121


And here. I'm 51 and it's all over. Took a couple of years. One hot flash is all I remember as far as symptoms.
Even if I had had a worse time of it, I wouldn't have taken anything.
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02/18/2013 07:49 PM
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Lock her out immediately and get a girlfriend half her age. At this point, your wife is a worn out bag of shit. Get someone new.
Visit me on Twitter. I am "David Fap"
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02/18/2013 08:00 PM
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Last GF went through it. Dry as a desert. Hated sex. Buh-bye. End of story.
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Men go through a type of menopause, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32407784


Guys get a little squirely in middle age too.

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