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You want an answer to a question? I will give you a one card oracle answer.

 
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You want an answer to a question? I will give you a one card oracle answer.
Hi, I am working with a new deck and want to break it in with my fellow GlP friends.

Ask me anything, let the oracle do the answering for you.

Keep the question simple, and it must not be to the harm of anyone.
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Will I get any of the contract jobs I am hoping to get w/i the next 6 months? Thank you!!!
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Whats in my immediate future?
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Will my penis still function properly when I am 80 years old.
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Is there someone better out there for me? Thank you in advance.
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cool thank you :-)
is my brother still driving a vehicle as though he has a valid drivers license?
thanks again
peace
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WILL I BE THE PERSON TO UNIFY THE WORLD?
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will everything go well for me at the lodge?
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Was the drawing on Tuesday accurate?
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Will I get any of the contract jobs I am hoping to get w/i the next 6 months? Thank you!!!
 Quoting: Etta


The first card I drew is

The purple trump card Authority-this will show that you will be assuming authority in productive ways. I take this to mean you will become a leader or manager of sorts, or you will be over others.

Let me draw another card to clarify the situation.

This is the Blue Learning, or Impression card- This will be important because you will be needing to make a good first impression in order to get what you desire. Balance enthusiasm, with knowledge and experience.

Does this answer your question?
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Will I have a vacation this summer without any major difficulties?
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Does she want to have sex with me?
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Will I get any of the contract jobs I am hoping to get w/i the next 6 months? Thank you!!!
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The first card I drew is

The purple trump card Authority-this will show that you will be assuming authority in productive ways. I take this to mean you will become a leader or manager of sorts, or you will be over others.

Let me draw another card to clarify the situation.

This is the Blue Learning, or Impression card- This will be important because you will be needing to make a good first impression in order to get what you desire. Balance enthusiasm, with knowledge and experience.

Does this answer your question?
 Quoting: skyblau


Well enough I guess. What I gather from that is that I will be in a different place than I am now. I have been trying to get on a contract in the Middle East or now, I have been looking into being a clerk on an Oil rig, both pay very well and are a change of pace. I recently got a job that is the lowest paying I have ever had, but it's a job. I just don't want to give up on the other two things yet.
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Will I get any of the contract jobs I am hoping to get w/i the next 6 months? Thank you!!!
 Quoting: Etta


The first card I drew is

The purple trump card Authority-this will show that you will be assuming authority in productive ways. I take this to mean you will become a leader or manager of sorts, or you will be over others.

Let me draw another card to clarify the situation.

This is the Blue Learning, or Impression card- This will be important because you will be needing to make a good first impression in order to get what you desire. Balance enthusiasm, with knowledge and experience.

Does this answer your question?
 Quoting: skyblau


Well enough I guess. What I gather from that is that I will be in a different place than I am now. I have been trying to get on a contract in the Middle East or now, I have been looking into being a clerk on an Oil rig, both pay very well and are a change of pace. I recently got a job that is the lowest paying I have ever had, but it's a job. I just don't want to give up on the other two things yet.
 Quoting: Etta


Thanks again
Etta
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Whats in my immediate future?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33362437


Ok anonymous, Let's see what it says...

You drew the Red Resolve card:

This sees a temporary setback to your situation, however, you must set priorities, and press on despite the odds. If it comes to the need of admitting a wrong, you will need to. You will need to get around and break through this obstacle.
You should be on guard at this time, to not allow emotions to distort your sense of right and wrong.
When tried by duress, your actions will reveal what you truly value. Could an unbiased observer guess what your priorities are simply by watching your performance in a trial situation?
Just keep these things in mind...
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Will I recieve several offers from reputable book publishers.
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Whats in my immediate future?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33362437


Ok anonymous, Let's see what it says...

You drew the Red Resolve card:

This sees a temporary setback to your situation, however, you must set priorities, and press on despite the odds. If it comes to the need of admitting a wrong, you will need to. You will need to get around and break through this obstacle.
You should be on guard at this time, to not allow emotions to distort your sense of right and wrong.
When tried by duress, your actions will reveal what you truly value. Could an unbiased observer guess what your priorities are simply by watching your performance in a trial situation?
Just keep these things in mind...
 Quoting: skyblau


Darn, I had setbacks from birth, and no other experience, ever. All experiences from birth were bad, none good.
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Am I doing the right thing for my family?
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Will I have a vacation this summer without any major difficulties?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33352440


The card Anonymous that I drew for you is Comfort, green

It encourages you to stick to familiar surroundings, paying attention to what it will take for you to feel comfortable for you and your family and making others around you feel at ease despite the situation.
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Does she want to have sex with me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10097155


Ok here goes...

I drew the Green EFFORT card.

This tells me that you should be paying attention to the details, fulfill your promises to her, If you say your going to do something with her, do it. If you make a date, Keep it.

In other words, if you want to Get some, Its going to take Effort on your part.
Cautions against getting obsessed with your goal of scoring one with your lady friend.
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What does the next two years hold for our new business venture?
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Does she want to have sex with me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10097155


Ok here goes...

I drew the Green EFFORT card.

This tells me that you should be paying attention to the details, fulfill your promises to her, If you say your going to do something with her, do it. If you make a date, Keep it.

In other words, if you want to Get some, Its going to take Effort on your part.
Cautions against getting obsessed with your goal of scoring one with your lady friend.
 Quoting: skyblau


Well that kinda sux I suppose. As I do not want to have sex with her especially so because she is the wife of my brother.
But the signals she keeps giving tell me she wants my naughty bits.
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This will sound terrible, but here goes...

Will I ever be able to get out of my marriage?
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Will I recieve several offers from reputable book publishers.
 Quoting: SCULLY 23255362


I drew the Purple Trump 8 card, This is called Passage.

This is a signal for recognizing that things do come to an end, conclusions, endings, moving on, deadlines.

I might need a little more clarity, so I am going to draw another card.

Ok this is another trump card Purple Shadow 15. This encourages asking "What am I afraid to see?" Look for blind spots". Explore unpopular ideas. This card shows a man sitting on a rock picking up different masks to try on. He is looking in a mirror of contemplation trying to figure out which is the best face to put on.
Perhaps you will have to choose which is the best offer, there seems to be alot of meditation involved here.
I feel that one more card is in order, to clarify the situation.

This is the Yellow Restriction Card number 2, This one encourages setting limits, defining options, doing what others have termed impossible. This shows a man trying to navigate a maze he is blindfolded. Perhaps there will be alot of obstacles here. Maybe some unreasonable demands from a publisher? You must be able to foresee these obstacles and climb over them, only you can make that choice whether to follow blindly those who are putting on restrictions on us. Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game.
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Whats in my immediate future?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33362437


Ok anonymous, Let's see what it says...

You drew the Red Resolve card:

This sees a temporary setback to your situation, however, you must set priorities, and press on despite the odds. If it comes to the need of admitting a wrong, you will need to. You will need to get around and break through this obstacle.
You should be on guard at this time, to not allow emotions to distort your sense of right and wrong.
When tried by duress, your actions will reveal what you truly value. Could an unbiased observer guess what your priorities are simply by watching your performance in a trial situation?
Just keep these things in mind...
 Quoting: skyblau


Darn, I had setbacks from birth, and no other experience, ever. All experiences from birth were bad, none good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33362437


Oftentimes, setbacks are caused from not listening to ones higher self. You must pray or meditate for intuitiveness to foresee things, outcomes before they happen, and choose an opposite course. You can bend the card of destiny by turning it upside down.
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What does the next two years hold for our new business venture?
 Quoting: tandym


I drew the Yellow Science 6 card, This will be a call for experimentation. You will have to abandon some approaches that have been proven outdated or problematic. You will need to consult others on this, getting input even approval from others on this.
You are cautioned against mistaking all you can see for all that there is, or depending too much on figures or measurements, and not enough on instincts. Don't adopt a fixed mindset.
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What is my destiny.
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Am I doing the right thing for my family?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18677079


I drew the Blue 10 OVERWHELMED card-This card is about admitting when your snowed under, recognizing when you are too close to a situation to see it objectively, you may need counseling, or therapy. Share the load, and know when to say, "Enough is Enough".
Your caution is: being too easily overwhelmed, refusing to see when a situation is unhealthy or unproductive, or taking on more you can handle.
To open more doors, find the motion in Emotion. Keep this in mind, when the waters start to rise, and you found yourself drowning in it, you might learn motivation and salvation go hand in hand.
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Am I doing the right thing for my family?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18677079


I drew the Blue 10 OVERWHELMED card-This card is about admitting when your snowed under, recognizing when you are too close to a situation to see it objectively, you may need counseling, or therapy. Share the load, and know when to say, "Enough is Enough".
Your caution is: being too easily overwhelmed, refusing to see when a situation is unhealthy or unproductive, or taking on more you can handle.
To open more doors, find the motion in Emotion. Keep this in mind, when the waters start to rise, and you found yourself drowning in it, you might learn motivation and salvation go hand in hand.
 Quoting: skyblau


This was dead on. Thanks.
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Does she want to have sex with me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10097155


Ok here goes...

I drew the Green EFFORT card.

This tells me that you should be paying attention to the details, fulfill your promises to her, If you say your going to do something with her, do it. If you make a date, Keep it.

In other words, if you want to Get some, Its going to take Effort on your part.
Cautions against getting obsessed with your goal of scoring one with your lady friend.
 Quoting: skyblau


Well that kinda sux I suppose. As I do not want to have sex with her especially so because she is the wife of my brother.
But the signals she keeps giving tell me she wants my naughty bits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10097155


Effort could could also be the signal here for you, that if you want to resist her charm, then it will take more on your part to throw her off. Try making yourself less resistable to her, if this is the case.
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Will I recieve several offers from reputable book publishers.
 Quoting: SCULLY 23255362


I drew the Purple Trump 8 card, This is called Passage.

This is a signal for recognizing that things do come to an end, conclusions, endings, moving on, deadlines.

I might need a little more clarity, so I am going to draw another card.

Ok this is another trump card Purple Shadow 15. This encourages asking "What am I afraid to see?" Look for blind spots". Explore unpopular ideas. This card shows a man sitting on a rock picking up different masks to try on. He is looking in a mirror of contemplation trying to figure out which is the best face to put on.
Perhaps you will have to choose which is the best offer, there seems to be alot of meditation involved here.
I feel that one more card is in order, to clarify the situation.

This is the Yellow Restriction Card number 2, This one encourages setting limits, defining options, doing what others have termed impossible. This shows a man trying to navigate a maze he is blindfolded. Perhaps there will be alot of obstacles here. Maybe some unreasonable demands from a publisher? You must be able to foresee these obstacles and climb over them, only you can make that choice whether to follow blindly those who are putting on restrictions on us. Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game.
 Quoting: skyblau


Thank You, OP.

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