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You want an answer to a question? I will give you a one card oracle answer.

 
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This will sound terrible, but here goes...

Will I ever be able to get out of my marriage?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006869


This card that I drew for you is Yellow Information, Learning card.
It is the signal to try a new approach. You will need to get to the heart of the matter, embrace what you don't know as a starting point for growth.
You may not know enough right now to make a valid decision.

I don't think this will be enough. I will draw another card for you.

Well Interestingly enough this card is almost a repeat. It is the Green Learning or Preparation card.
You must say "What if?" "Explore your alternatives, and envision a worst case scenario."

One more to see if there is anything else, I feel moved to draw another card.

This one is telling me something here. After you have done alot of "what ifs" and envisioning the possibilities of the situation. I drew the 4 Teamwork Red card. This card shows labors of love, do what needs to be done, work as a team.

Perhaps this isn't the time that you will be getting out of your marriage, but what you do or how you respond to the situation may make all the difference in how your partner responds to you and may make an intolerable marriage more tolerable.
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Sorry I didn't see those I overlooked. I will go back up and get the ones I missed.
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Will my penis still function properly when I am 80 years old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27476612


This card was interesting
You drew the Balance Purple trump card.

This one shows you should not be making assumptions. Maybe you should not assume that you will be living at 80 years old. But further as far as life goes, you need to be making a balance in your life, whether it is health, money, or whatever it is. Balance is key for you.
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Is there someone better out there for me? Thank you in advance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5240732


Very good, You got the Blue 2 Union card

This shows a man and woman embracing. Perhaps you will need to put yourself more available at parties or get togethers, or allow a friend to play matchmaker. You will need to find one with common ground, who shares common experiences, and be affectionate.
Caution against failing to explore how others feel, or selfishness. Do not say one thing while feeling something else.
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01/31/2013 12:14 AM
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After my surgery (hernia), will I stay in my hometown or move to the larger city I am thinking of?
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cool thank you :-)
is my brother still driving a vehicle as though he has a valid drivers license?
thanks again
peace
 Quoting: imaseamonkey


I get the Yellow three Variance Card on this one. This one is a cautionary tale with your brother. Be understanding with him, especially when his efforts fall short of your expectations. Except that somethings for him, ever turn out exactly as planned. The picture shows a woman staring at a picture of a cake in a recipe book but the one she bakes has fallen flat in the middle. Maybe you expect too much from him? Try being tolerant, and allow him to make his own mistakes. He will eventually learn how to make things turn out right, given time and patience.
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01/31/2013 12:19 AM
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This will sound terrible, but here goes...

Will I ever be able to get out of my marriage?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006869


This card that I drew for you is Yellow Information, Learning card.
It is the signal to try a new approach. You will need to get to the heart of the matter, embrace what you don't know as a starting point for growth.
You may not know enough right now to make a valid decision.

I don't think this will be enough. I will draw another card for you.

Well Interestingly enough this card is almost a repeat. It is the Green Learning or Preparation card.
You must say "What if?" "Explore your alternatives, and envision a worst case scenario."

One more to see if there is anything else, I feel moved to draw another card.

This one is telling me something here. After you have done alot of "what ifs" and envisioning the possibilities of the situation. I drew the 4 Teamwork Red card. This card shows labors of love, do what needs to be done, work as a team.

Perhaps this isn't the time that you will be getting out of your marriage, but what you do or how you respond to the situation may make all the difference in how your partner responds to you and may make an intolerable marriage more tolerable.
 Quoting: skyblau


"What if?" "Explore your alternatives, and envision a worst case scenario."

worst case scenario is what has held me back from
telling him that I want a divorce.

Thank you.
hf
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WILL I BE THE PERSON TO UNIFY THE WORLD?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31930922


This card is the Yellow 4 comtemplation card. It shows a man meditating on a mountaintop. Perhaps it would do some good for the entire world if you were to literally go up to a mountaintop and meditate on positive energies for Unification and good will. This would certainly not hurt in trying.

When it comes to life however, you should concider options in your life, before rendering a decision. Take a break before making a final decision.

You should be on guard against making snap judgements, getting too caught up in lifes rat race, or arguements that will delay your progress.
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01/31/2013 12:23 AM
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Will I have more then one child ? Thanks:)
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will everything go well for me at the lodge?
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I drew the Purple trump 1 Capability card.
I think this shows indeed things will be in your favor.
This is a card of empowerment, and creativity, healhty aggressiveness, and selling yourself well to others.
The man in the card is juggling the world, time, and all material affairs. He is in a lofty place as well. I see a clock, the world, and a cup of tea. Miraculously the man is juggling everything in a lofty place with grace and almost the skill of a magician. I see that you will handle yourself well, not only here in the lodge but in many places in your life due to your confidence and skill.
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After my surgery (hernia), will I stay in my hometown or move to the larger city I am thinking of?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16858103


I drew the Green 6 Cooperation card. This card encourages sharing the wealth and responsibility with others. You will need to build a consensus in your decision, when making this decision. I see a group working together building a sandcastle in the card. I think this is telling me that you must consult others in this decision, instead of relying on your own feelings completely. There are three persons doing the building in the card. I do not know if that means something to you or not.
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01/31/2013 12:35 AM
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OP what have you got for my future, will my destiny be worth the life I live?
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After my surgery (hernia), will I stay in my hometown or move to the larger city I am thinking of?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16858103


I drew the Green 6 Cooperation card. This card encourages sharing the wealth and responsibility with others. You will need to build a consensus in your decision, when making this decision. I see a group working together building a sandcastle in the card. I think this is telling me that you must consult others in this decision, instead of relying on your own feelings completely. There are three persons doing the building in the card. I do not know if that means something to you or not.
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I am the oldest of 3 adult children.
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I have a question that I would like to ask, if I may...Is my destiny what I think it will be???
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will I find success in music/writing?
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Thank you very much OP...Very nice reading
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Will I have more then one child ? Thanks:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18467043


I drew the Purple trump Passion Card for this. It shows me that the decision to have another child will not rest with you alone. The picture in the card shows a man knealing with a rose in his hand. There is a woman on the left, and a woman on the right, he is offering a rose. He has forgotten the woman on the left and is giving the rose to the one on the right. It shows he is making a choice here in the card to be with the one on the right, as he only has one rose to offer. I see deeper meaning here than just a conscious decision to bring another child into the world, It is about solidifying ones commitment to each other, and allowing the passion to flow between your partner for good.
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After my surgery (hernia), will I stay in my hometown or move to the larger city I am thinking of?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16858103


I drew the Green 6 Cooperation card. This card encourages sharing the wealth and responsibility with others. You will need to build a consensus in your decision, when making this decision. I see a group working together building a sandcastle in the card. I think this is telling me that you must consult others in this decision, instead of relying on your own feelings completely. There are three persons doing the building in the card. I do not know if that means something to you or not.
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I am the oldest of 3 adult children.
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That is even more interesting.
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The location that I have chose for my new bussiness to open next week....is this a good location for bussiness and to make any money here......small community ,,, pet industry for 45 years?
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what does my future love life have in store?
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does Gohar love me?
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OP what have you got for my future, will my destiny be worth the life I live?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22208039


I drew the Yellow Science 6 card SCIENCE- This card encourages you to be objective. Are you struggling so much with finding results that you are not relying on instincts? This is key here for you in your life. Another thing is that there is a measure of faith that your destiny will be worth the life you live.
I will draw another card. This card will represent the future outcome and what it looks like overall. This card is telling about a personal crisis, the Green Crisis Five card. It shows two persons sitting trapped in a situtation trying to get out of it. But one person is objective, he is seeing the way out.
As things come against you, remember this, there is a way out, and optimism and objectivity will be your way out. Imagine that you or someone who is close to you is pointing the way out. If it is your partner, or friend, or spouse, remember to listen. And if it is you that sees the way out of a situation, remember thoughtful action is required, being flexible, see challenges as opportunities. setting a goal, and looking beyond the current situation to move forward.
The two persons that are trapped together, they have a flashlight laying at their feet, to escape the darkness. Will you pick up the torch and illuminate the darkness? Will you see what is around you and move past your own obstacles?
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cool thank you :-)
is my brother still driving a vehicle as though he has a valid drivers license?
thanks again
peace
 Quoting: imaseamonkey


I get the Yellow three Variance Card on this one. This one is a cautionary tale with your brother. Be understanding with him, especially when his efforts fall short of your expectations. Except that somethings for him, ever turn out exactly as planned. The picture shows a woman staring at a picture of a cake in a recipe book but the one she bakes has fallen flat in the middle. Maybe you expect too much from him? Try being tolerant, and allow him to make his own mistakes. He will eventually learn how to make things turn out right, given time and patience.
 Quoting: skyblau


thank you for your reading. the card you drew couldn't be more accurate and the words you wrote to describe it "this one is a cautionary tale with your brother". how many times I've been told, actually warned about him in many various/types of readings... its a recurring theme whenever he pops up in a read w/out me even bringing him up, especially afterlife readings.

I do not talk to my brother, I really have no expectations of him other than him causing grief to myself, others and mostly my mom whom he has manipulated since my dads passing in 08 into a person I hardly know anymore.

tolerence is or never has been an option with him stemming from me anyway. he hasn't had a valid dr license for over a decade and last march he got his 6th DUI because unfortunately he is an alcoholic and a sociopath, with the added bonus of a narcissist.

I do appreciate the kind advice you gave and wished that I could make a difference by changing something, I'd do it in a hesrtbeat.

anyone reading this, especially those who lives in GA, be careful of the people who share the same roads.
I'm so dope, I should smoke myself.
azseamonkey
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I have a question that I would like to ask, if I may...Is my destiny what I think it will be???
 Quoting: FiRe_DrAgOn


I draw the Yellow Obsession ten card. This encourages paying attention to detail, and recognizing when its time to move on or cool off, or find fresh ideas to transcend the way you normally approach a situation. I see a man staring in the mirror with a magnifying glass. He is looking deep into his own eyes. The items around him are scientific for measuring and weighing and studying things carefully. This card tells me that you probably have the answer, and you are staring at it directly in the face! This card intrigues me because it is much deeper than just the surface like gazing in the mirror at a reflection. There is a key lying on the table among the other items, and the key hole is on the other side of him just below the magnifying glass. If you want to open yourself to these possibilities, they are not out of your reach, but look deeply at the situation. Do not obsess here. This is the key. Other things that are of caution for you: don't be given to endless analysis, second guessing, or abandoning logic and reason. especially don't give too much unhealthy attentiveness to the matter.
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What a fun and beautifully awesome game to play.
I am in a budding relationship.
What would help the relationship be fulfilling for both of us?

Much Love Sister!
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will I find success in music/writing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17857483


I drew the Purple Trump 7 Advancement Card for you.
Yes, you will. This is the card that shows you will move forward quickly in advancement of your goal. You will celebrate triumphs, and take advantage of good opportunities.
Your cautions: don't climb over others on the way up to the top, dont' plow ahead without regard for consequence.

This shows a man plowing up full speed ahead on a one person vehicle, clearing away a fence and other obstacles, in his path. There is a crab on the ground in front of the fence. (strange but interesting, look up meaning for the crab later on) As you approach the top, don't let the need for speed overwhelm your common sense, or instead of taking the prize, you may only take a tumble.
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The location that I have chose for my new bussiness to open next week....is this a good location for bussiness and to make any money here......small community ,,, pet industry for 45 years?
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The card that I drew was the Red four Teamwork card. This is probably the key here. The success of your business will not be from on the outside, it will be from within. You must work as a team to make this successful. I see four persons in the card One is busy working hard making the pizza, one is putting it in the oven, one is taking orders, but one is in the background staring off into space. Will there be someone that you employ that will be unproductive? Teamwork will be key here.You must stress to your employees to do what needs to be done, without your being there to tell them to do it. That each has an important role to play in making the success of the business. Caution against too many harsh rules, being unfair or too many employee meetings.
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Whats in my near future and am i on the right path?
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Should I go to Alaska for a 3 month job? I will have to leave my doggie with my mom. In th3 last 6 years the longest my dog has been away from me has been one night.
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what does my future love life have in store?
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I drew the Blue Learning Impression card. It shows a woman trying to do many things, she is balancing items, and trying to stay on top of a little rock. There are two persons scrutinizing her and judging her. They are two males. One is saying yes, the other is saying no. The important thing here is Impression, creating a good one, balancing your enthusiasm, don't be afraid to show true self either. Like the woman on the stage, she is showing a bit of herself, and what she can do, she is not letting fear of being hurt or rejected prevent her from trying to win over her audience. Like the two men in the card, you may actually get rejected from one of them, but be accepted by another. Just give it your best, and you will find the one you seek.

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