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You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET

 
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You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
My friend made me watch this bible thumping show with a guy named Jack Van Impe, actually kind of interesting, he probally comes on here most likely.

But anyways, I could not get over the lady sitting next to him, apparently his wife, named Rexella.

She is crazy looking, i've seen alot of celebs, but these 2 look, IMO, humble and intentionally real and untouched.

Can I really say that about Rexella, I figure I can, I feel I can safely say she is virgin, to the extent she has never had any work done on her.

To me, Rexella, looks ET. I mean, my gut reaction is that these 2 are something special, thier TV show is apparently upto date, making shows as we speak, but it has a retro style to it, unlike anything else.

You know these two have money, for sure. But they remain to portray this style.

But seriously, Rexella, something about her. I actually find the hag attractive in a way, not even sexually, well a little, but more intrigingly attractive, I just want to know who she is, not her Earthly attributes and professions, her real attributes and professions, from where ever the fuck she is from!

I KNOW IN MY HEART she is ET, I've never felt this way about anyone before. I've seen alot of celebs like I said earlier with major plastic surgery who look all crazy like Rexella, but to me, Rexella is truely original, untouched, ET.

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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
yeah sorry to break your bubble, but they both have
had work done.
I haven't watched lately, but jack lost a lot of weight, had his hair weaved.
rexella has had her eyes done, plus botox shots etc.....

I use to watch all the time so I have seen the difference.
they don't waste money that's for sure.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
I grew up with this show... Yes, what a waste of money that could have been used to feed a poor family somewhere..

But it's all in the name of God so it must be ok....right?

I will have to admit that I still check his website to see what his latest predictions are just out of curiosity and sometimes the ever present rapture angst that was programmed into me from birth.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Alien?? She looks much more like fucked up white trailer trash to me!
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Well, that got disapointing very quickly..

Darn.

yeah sorry to break your bubble, but they both have
had work done.
I haven't watched lately, but jack lost a lot of weight, had his hair weaved.
rexella has had her eyes done, plus botox shots etc.....

I use to watch all the time so I have seen the difference.
they don't waste money that's for sure.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Rexella Van Impe was born on November 29, 1932. That would make her 78 years old.

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It's called plastic surgery besides they couldn't let all those donations go to waste.
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She looks much more normal with regular pictures as opposed to those that were stretched.

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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Rexella Van Impe was born on November 29, 1932. That would make her 78 years old.

blwkss
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I heard it was more like November 29, 1832. That would make her 178 years old.
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Rexella Van Impe was born on November 29, 1932. That would make her 78 years old.

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78 ?

80 years old !!!!

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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Honestly, just a lot of celeb posters here. Got any pictures. How is your spiritual life? Do you know what "The Warning" is? If you survive it, you will know after it.

No linky, figure it out yourself.
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They've been around since the 1950s.

They're in their 80s now, they are doing good for their age. I like to watch the show because it's entertaining.
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Alien?? She looks much more like fucked up white trailer trash to me!
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That's mean.
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Something isn't right. I am scared anyway.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
My friend made me watch this bible thumping show with a guy named Jack Van Impe, actually kind of interesting, he probally comes on here most likely.

But anyways, I could not get over the lady sitting next to him, apparently his wife, named Rexella.

She is crazy looking, i've seen alot of celebs, but these 2 look, IMO, humble and intentionally real and untouched.

Can I really say that about Rexella, I figure I can, I feel I can safely say she is virgin, to the extent she has never had any work done on her.

To me, Rexella, looks ET. I mean, my gut reaction is that these 2 are something special, thier TV show is apparently upto date, making shows as we speak, but it has a retro style to it, unlike anything else.

You know these two have money, for sure. But they remain to portray this style.

But seriously, Rexella, something about her. I actually find the hag attractive in a way, not even sexually, well a little, but more intrigingly attractive, I just want to know who she is, not her Earthly attributes and professions, her real attributes and professions, from where ever the fuck she is from!

I KNOW IN MY HEART she is ET, I've never felt this way about anyone before. I've seen alot of celebs like I said earlier with major plastic surgery who look all crazy like Rexella, but to me, Rexella is truely original, untouched, ET.

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She always reminded me of some worn out Pornstar.
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the more people I come in contact with, the more I love and trusty dog. to speak of good people trying to help people like the van impes in the manner you did is too sad. I would ask for forgiveness and seek help if you can't hold your tongue. be ashamed.
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Old triangle head......I remember her
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the more people I come in contact with, the more I love and trusty dog. to speak of good people trying to help people like the van impes in the manner you did is too sad. I would ask for forgiveness and seek help if you can't hold your tongue. be ashamed.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
I grew up with this show... Yes, what a waste of money that could have been used to feed a poor family somewhere..

But it's all in the name of God so it must be ok....right?

I will have to admit that I still check his website to see what his latest predictions are just out of curiosity and sometimes the ever present rapture angst that was programmed into me from birth.
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Shit, it is okay to have your face done. It's their money and they give plenty already to charity. Like Jesus said, the poor you will always have.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
the more people I come in contact with, the more I love and trusty dog. to speak of good people trying to help people like the van impes in the manner you did is too sad. I would ask for forgiveness and seek help if you can't hold your tongue. be ashamed.
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cruise
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Here's some good news for you opposers, GOD says in the Bible that HE alone will judge everyone of us and if the Van Impe's are not sincerely doing GOD'S work, they will be judged for eternity and more harshly because the Bible says "to much has been given much is expected". GOD says HE will not be mocked. So face lift or no face lift, Botox or Revlon's most expensive face treatment, the point is are lives being charged, are people dead in their sins being made alive by JESUS CHRIST because of the Van Impe's ministry.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Lol

If you think she looks bad now, she looked 100 times worse before.
Last I saw the show she looked like a beauty queen compared to the Rexella of yesteryear.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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They promote fear. they're both assh*les
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
Only one I ever seen with a M between his eyes, and them reptile eyes on her.

just wow, amazing what folks will go for.
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12/29/2013 11:21 AM
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used to watch all the time in the 90's

he's just about promoting his latest doom DVD or book.

has a pretty amazing memory and command of the bible though. he has the entire thing memorized.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
They're good people, unlike the slime and vermin
that infest GLP, though I'm sure the Van Impes would
pray for each and every one of you worthless dirtbags.
(you know who you are)

I don't agree with everything they say, but they are sincere
devout Christians. Jack had cancer, that is why he was
looking so haggard.
Rexella hasn't changed much at all since I started
watching them in the early seventies.

They don't beg for money, they sell tapes to pay for
their ministry.

You don't like them? Don't watch them.
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Both of them are like 100 years old. Of course they had some cosmetic surgery.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
The skin on Rexella's face has been pulled as tight as a snare drum.

Not discounting Good, Godly, clean living but she has obviously had work done.
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Re: You guys ever heard of Jack Van Impe? Well, have you ever seen his wife Rexella? Serious ET
I am a server in and around Troy and Bloomfield Hills in Michigan and have served them both on more than a few occasions.

They are the nicest people on the planet. JVI himself is the real deal and Rexella shows genuine warmth and concern for everyone she comes in contact with.

She looks even better in person, and I'm sure she's had work done but it's some of the best I've seen.

There are people out there like myself that are drawn in to religion based on the indwelling conviction that these are the end times. I suspect JVI is this type of person as well, and thus the thrust of his ministry. Is that "Bad?" I don't think so.
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Lol

If you think she looks bad now, she looked 100 times worse before.
Last I saw the show she looked like a beauty queen compared to the Rexella of yesteryear.
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And if she opens her mouth, I get a headache. Time to retire for Rexella and Jack.
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ENOUGH WITH THE DOOMTHREADS ALREADY NOW!!

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