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TSA Agents Told to Save Themselves in Case Of Mass Shooting

 
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In a painfully ironic turn of events, the Transportation Security Administration, whose job it is to keep us safe at the airport, is apparently receiving training in how to save themselves in instances of security checkpoint mass shootings.

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So whatever you do if some psycho opens up in an airport laying down fire don't go to the TSA for help, chances are they'll be using you as a meatshield.
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Sheesh ....

Almost daily it becomes even more painfully obvious that the point of TSA is for Government Control of the Sheeple, NOT for protection of the public.

sheep < us .... them > obigbro & dick
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Would you expect any less from that gang?
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That one isn't ironic at all. They're there to search bags and look as your shampoo, not die.

They get something like twelve bucks an hour and no combat training or real weapons.

Run, TSA Agents, Run!

Not that it would really help the poor people trapped in the check-in line. The ones hiding in the back might live though.

*Not that we have mass shootings at airports. Has anyone ever noticed that? Even though the lines all bottle neck at busy times now? No bombs before the gate, no massive attacks at all.

No, people try to take planes... with fewer individuals and the government having an easier time shooting them down.
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Sheesh ....

Almost daily it becomes even more painfully obvious that the point of TSA is for Government Control of the Sheeple, NOT for protection of the public.

sheep < us .... them > obigbro & dick
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That one isn't ironic at all. They're there to search bags and look as your shampoo, not die.

They get something like twelve bucks an hour and no combat training or real weapons.

Run, TSA Agents, Run!

Not that it would really help the poor people trapped in the check-in line. The ones hiding in the back might live though.

*Not that we have mass shootings at airports. Has anyone ever noticed that? Even though the lines all bottle neck at busy times now? No bombs before the gate, no massive attacks at all.

No, people try to take planes... with fewer individuals and the government having an easier time shooting them down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536600


Good point. No mass shootings in airports. You want to guess why? Airports are truly random crowds. No way to know you aren't killing a loved one of a colleague or someone on your "team". One thing these mass shootings have in common is that the victims aren't truly random. You wouldn't find a senators daughter or a terrorists nephew in that Aurora theater or a small CT town. But you never know whose at the airport.

Another indication these are false flag terror attacks.
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Airports are loaded with video surveillance. One of the safest places you can be. As far as the tsa agents go, they are no different than any other power hungry, low paid employee. I feel bad for people who have to take those types of jobs, prolly as bad as being a low paid state or town worker who wears a uniform.
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Think about it. If something bad happened at the airport, the sheeps would automatically look to the authorities in uniform. These are folks who seem to me to be close to retarded. You can't train them in any kind of emergency procedure so you train them to get out of the way. Shit goes down they will take the tornado drill position against the walls like we learned in school or something.
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In a painfully ironic turn of events, the Transportation Security Administration, whose job it is to keep us safe at the airport, is apparently receiving training in how to save themselves in instances of security checkpoint mass shootings.

[link to www.policymic.com]
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Yeah, really.
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Then whats the point of fucking having them then!!

So they search someone, see he is a terrorist and run away?! WTF IS THE POINT THEN!!!!!!
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You heard it here first folks,if a shooting occurs near your friendly neighborhood TSA agent grab said agent and throw them into the line of fire.
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Then whats the point of fucking having them then!!

So they search someone, see he is a terrorist and run away?! WTF IS THE POINT THEN!!!!!!
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no real weapons.
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Cos they're all in Mexico?
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you are forgetting that the TSA are those folks who mcdonald's refused to hire.
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This story pisses me the hell off. Mostly because we kept getting it fed to us that these people were here for our protection, now we're being told "nope... you're on your own if a terrorist goes apeshit". So even if you chose to get irradiated or groped it wasn't even for the caveat of protection in case of a terrorist behind you in the queue.
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Re: TSA Agents Told to Save Themselves in Case Of Mass Shooting
In a painfully ironic turn of events, the Transportation Security Administration, whose job it is to keep us safe at the airport, is apparently receiving training in how to save themselves in instances of security checkpoint mass shootings.

[link to www.policymic.com]
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:indeed: Slaves to false gods.
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This 1000%! At least Enki spared humanity ... even if all he really wanted was to bang our women.
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Airports are loaded with video surveillance. One of the safest places you can be. As far as the tsa agents go, they are no different than any other power hungry, low paid employee. I feel bad for people who have to take those types of jobs, prolly as bad as being a low paid state or town worker who wears a uniform.
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That's a laugh.
It's a 'gun free' zone, where else would a psycho go for a maximum head count?
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Airports are loaded with video surveillance. One of the safest places you can be. As far as the tsa agents go, they are no different than any other power hungry, low paid employee. I feel bad for people who have to take those types of jobs, prolly as bad as being a low paid state or town worker who wears a uniform.
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That's a laugh.
It's a 'gun free' zone, where else would a psycho go for a maximum head count?
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It may be a gun free zone but the response would be immediate. Unlike say ... a school.
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it has been reported that the TSA is showing up at various railroad stations. what the hell are they there for? most people thought the TSA was there for our protection.

we are silly, the TSA was formed to add new voters to the dems and new union members for the unions all on the tax-payer's dime.

:wahwah: how gullible are we?
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Did it also tell them to grab a pair of scissors ?
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it has been reported that the TSA is showing up at various railroad stations. what the hell are they there for? most people thought the TSA was there for our protection.

we are silly, the TSA was formed to add new voters to the dems and new union members for the unions all on the tax-payer's dime.

how gullible are we?
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fuckina
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two chicks at the same time, man.
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I take it they're speaking about mass shootings at checkpoints on roads, right? I hear they're in TX already setting up road blocks and stopping drivers and searching their cars.
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I take it they're speaking about mass shootings at checkpoints on roads, right? I hear they're in TX already setting up road blocks and stopping drivers and searching their cars.
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I believe this would be exactly what they're referencing.

As the VIPR Teams begin to spread out and become more active, "they" know there will be at least some hot spots of opposition - at lest initially.

"They" are hardly even veiling their intentions at this point.
Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
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No problem. If a mass shooting starts hide behind the nearest TSA agent. That way you will know you will get out if it alive.
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you are forgetting that the TSA are those folks who mcdonald's refused to hire.
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lol
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Now WHY would TSA employees feel threatened?
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That makes me feel better. I wouldn't want those worthless fuckers defending me. I think they have a team in the special olympics.
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That makes me feel better. I wouldn't want those worthless fuckers defending me. I think they have a team in the special olympics.
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