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Chelsea Handler tells Piers Morgan he has "molester eyes", then tells him to "suck her ass" during interview.

 
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Suck it, Queers Whoregan!

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I speak for all real Americans when I say:
We couldn't care less what the rest of the world thinks.

Only our Communists and gays give a fuck what Europe or South America thinks about us.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Hell no, you TOTALLY CARE about what the world thinks about you, otherwise you wouldn't fabricate American stereotypes and sell them to the world through TV and cinema.

And for all I know you Americans should shut the fuck up take foreign criticism like men not like spoiled kids, unless you stop invading and bombing the shit out of OTHERS nations.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So are you saying that you believe that "us Americans" have any control over what is broadcast through TV and cinema to the rest of the world? We don't even have control over what's broadcast here, much less the rest of the world. Oh, and a good portion of the people here want our troops home. For their sake, and because they are taxing the common people to death to pay for this war.

You come here and see the truth before passing judgment on us from what your TV broadcasts and movie theaters tell you to think about us.
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WTF are you talking about?? What your TV and cinema broadcasts to the rest of the world is EXACTLY the same thing they broadcast to you. The point is that you see it as a mirror reflecting your domestic stereotypes.

And about "controlling" what they broadcast, your faithful daily audience is the thermometer who tells them you're comfortable with what they give you.

You say a good part of Americans want their troops home, but not because you feel uneasy with your nation promoting bloodbath, genocide and depopulation overseas, but because "you want your soldiers safe" and because "you're paying too much taxes to fund their wars".

You just said it.

Conclusion, Americans don't give a fuck about the damage they cause to OTHERS nations, and neither take criticism for it.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


You can say they broadcast the same thing in Brazil as they do here but I'm sure that a different spin on it according to what they want that group of people to believe. They do that with the different groups of people in america so they must do it that way where you are.
Just because I didn't give my opinion of the war don't assume to put words in my mouth.

Right after 9/11 I was like the rest of the sheep wanting the US to go to war. So yeah, I was conditioned to believe that we were just in our war.
Now, and for a long time I have believed the war was causing the death of innocent people and I do not support that. I believe we should defend our own land and help innocent people when invited to do so.
You would know that by my actions if you stopped your judgment of me and got to know me as a person.
Still here you are with your preconceived notions brought on by the bs you watch passing judgment on what you think you know about me.
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teeeheehehe that looked authentic1
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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If you're referring exclusively to Brazil, I can think of at least 3 presidents killed by CIA black ops down here, not to mention the military coup d'etat of '64, plotted by Lyndon Johnson and Robert McNamara, to take down the then nationalist government of Brazil, and put a military junta in sync with the US agenda..

You did the same in Argentina and half South America in the 70s.

Before you jump to blame strictly your government, I ask, isn't the government chosen by the people, supposedly to protect their interests???

In other worlds, "if legit governments had to fall, countries have to be bombed and people have to die so that Americans can have iPads, plasma TVs and 2 SUVs in the garage, so be it", I'm wrong???
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So I personally did all that?

I was born in 1985...

I havent done shit to you or your nation... or any nation...

I cant afford insurance on my piece of shit car... i dont have the latest and greatest...
I barely scrap enough change to pay my bills..
my votes didnt mean shit... everyone i voted for lost...

i have personally never done anything to any nation...

yet you blame ME... fuck you... you are very wrong
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Dude, were you born in 1985 or 2005??? You sound like you're 8.

Who the fuck is blaming EXCLUSIVELY YOU for anything??? ******YOU****** Americans, who elect your representatives, your governs, who support your troops, who don't wanna know what they do overseas, who live in la-la-la-land and just don't care, like the United States was above the Earth.

That's the problem with imperialist nations. The people don't like being criticized and related to what their elected ones do to the rest of the world.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I am American... and you are blaming Americans for destroying the world...

I asked you did I personally do any harm to your nation... and you blamed me for some shit in the 60's and 70's


You need to stop blaming Americans for destroying other nations... your Rhetoric makes you sound like an idiot...

Cos i sure as fuck didnt do a damned thing to another country...

I already told you this is not the government I elected...

Criticize my government all you want... i dont give a fuck... and i will probably join you...

But when you blame Americans... and place all 350 million of us in the same blame boat... you sound like the 8 year old...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Exactly, well said!
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laugh , she's pretty too
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Americans don't realize the psyop behind Morgan. The more they set him to interview or be interviewed by people like the loud guy and Chelsea Handler, the more they make Americans look uncivilized and wild. At least in the eyes of the rest of the planet.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I speak for all real Americans when I say:
We couldn't care less what the rest of the world thinks.

Only our Communists and gays give a fuck what Europe or South America thinks about us.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Hell no, you TOTALLY CARE about what the world thinks about you, otherwise you wouldn't fabricate American stereotypes and sell them to the world through TV and cinema.

And for all I know you Americans should shut the fuck up take foreign criticism like men not like spoiled kids, unless you stop invading and bombing the shit out of OTHERS nations.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Our jailers are the same as your jailers. Stop being divisive against the common people and see that we are all in the same sinking boat.
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Conclusion, Americans don't give a fuck about the damage they cause to OTHERS nations, and neither take criticism for it.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


hmm

How have I damaged you? hmmmmmmm?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


If you're referring exclusively to Brazil, I can think of at least 3 presidents killed by CIA black ops down here, not to mention the military coup d'etat of '64, plotted by Lyndon Johnson and Robert McNamara, to take down the then nationalist government of Brazil, and put a military junta in sync with the US agenda..

You did the same in Argentina and half South America in the 70s.

Before you jump to blame strictly your government, I ask, isn't the government chosen by the people, supposedly to protect their interests???

In other worlds, "if legit governments had to fall, countries have to be bombed and people have to die so that Americans can have iPads, plasma TVs and 2 SUVs in the garage, so be it", I'm wrong???
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


The government chosen by the people? See you believe the media way to much. The people I promote and vote for would run the government much differently.
You see, the people here get to vote for the people throwing out the most money. Most money equals most TV time equals most votes.
I thought you said they put the same play the same information there as they do here, you should know its not an honest system.
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If she told me to suck her ass i would say "present it"
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If she told me to suck her ass i would say "present it"
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If she told me to suck her ass i would say "present it"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31185464


In Brazil, if a woman tells you to "suck her ass" or "kiss her ass", this is an invitation not an insult.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


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laugh , she's pretty too
 Quoting: JUST HERE


Americans don't realize the psyop behind Morgan. The more they set him to interview or be interviewed by people like the loud guy and Chelsea Handler, the more they make Americans look uncivilized and wild. At least in the eyes of the rest of the planet.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I speak for all real Americans when I say:
We couldn't care less what the rest of the world thinks.

Only our Communists and gays give a fuck what Europe or South America thinks about us.
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Until your World Trade Centre blows up and then you're all wah! Wah! they hate us for our free dumbs.
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i havent done anything to any nation...

I have never decided on who gets invaded...

if i chose what country to invade...

I'd nuke the fuck outta Brazil right now... but those choices arent made by me... no one runs it by me...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I know you would nuke an entire nation and kill millions, because ONE is just making a valid criticism.

Next time they should send you to interview Piers Morgan to highlight everything he stands for.

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I learned that from you...

Because a few americans ... there's what 300 give or take... main members of my government?

because 300 have shitty foreign policies... you blame us all for the problems of the world...

just taking a page form your book thumbs


btw change your Rhetoric from "Americans" to "The American Government" and it might be Valid...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Who pays taxes to the American Government and legitmizes it with her vote?

Your mom!
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If you're referring exclusively to Brazil, I can think of at least 3 presidents killed by CIA black ops down here, not to mention the military coup d'etat of '64, plotted by Lyndon Johnson and Robert McNamara, to take down the then nationalist government of Brazil, and put a military junta in sync with the US agenda..

You did the same in Argentina and half South America in the 70s.

Before you jump to blame strictly your government, I ask, isn't the government chosen by the people, supposedly to protect their interests???

In other worlds, "if legit governments had to fall, countries have to be bombed and people have to die so that Americans can have iPads, plasma TVs and 2 SUVs in the garage, so be it", I'm wrong???
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So I personally did all that?

I was born in 1985...

I havent done shit to you or your nation... or any nation...

I cant afford insurance on my piece of shit car... i dont have the latest and greatest...
I barely scrap enough change to pay my bills..
my votes didnt mean shit... everyone i voted for lost...

i have personally never done anything to any nation...

yet you blame ME... fuck you... you are very wrong
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Dude, were you born in 1985 or 2005??? You sound like you're 8.

Who the fuck is blaming EXCLUSIVELY YOU for anything??? ******YOU****** Americans, who elect your representatives, your governs, who support your troops, who don't wanna know what they do overseas, who live in la-la-la-land and just don't care, like the United States was above the Earth.

That's the problem with imperialist nations. The people don't like being criticized and related to what their elected ones do to the rest of the world.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I am American... and you are blaming Americans for destroying the world...

I asked you did I personally do any harm to your nation... and you blamed me for some shit in the 60's and 70's


You need to stop blaming Americans for destroying other nations... your Rhetoric makes you sound like an idiot...

Cos i sure as fuck didnt do a damned thing to another country...

I already told you this is not the government I elected...

Criticize my government all you want... i dont give a fuck... and i will probably join you...

But when you blame Americans... and place all 350 million of us in the same blame boat... you sound like the 8 year old...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Certainly there are NO TWO "United States", one for the government, the military and the CIA and another for the people. If you don't know what the word "society" means, get a dictionary.

You act as if it was possible to remove the responsibility off the people, because of the deeds of their representatives. Well guess what sport, if there's only one cancer spot in a person and it's not removed, sooner or later the entire body will pay the price.

If you're unable to understand it, don't call people "idiot" because you sound like a moron and hypocrite.

350 million of you, do NOT care about your leaders do overseas. If part this number care once, they don't care anymore and you silence you're conniving of one way or another. Period.

There's one boat dumbass, it's called planet Earth and surely the US is putting a lot of holes on it.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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i havent done anything to any nation...

I have never decided on who gets invaded...

if i chose what country to invade...

I'd nuke the fuck outta Brazil right now... but those choices arent made by me... no one runs it by me...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I know you would nuke an entire nation and kill millions, because ONE is just making a valid criticism.

Next time they should send you to interview Piers Morgan to highlight everything he stands for.

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I learned that from you...

Because a few americans ... there's what 300 give or take... main members of my government?

because 300 have shitty foreign policies... you blame us all for the problems of the world...

just taking a page form your book thumbs


btw change your Rhetoric from "Americans" to "The American Government" and it might be Valid...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Who pays taxes to the American Government and legitmizes it with her vote?

Your mom!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21903530


ha ha

don't be talking about... kim jong <---- my mama!
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i havent done anything to any nation...

I have never decided on who gets invaded...

if i chose what country to invade...

I'd nuke the fuck outta Brazil right now... but those choices arent made by me... no one runs it by me...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I know you would nuke an entire nation and kill millions, because ONE is just making a valid criticism.

Next time they should send you to interview Piers Morgan to highlight everything he stands for.

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I learned that from you...

Because a few americans ... there's what 300 give or take... main members of my government?

because 300 have shitty foreign policies... you blame us all for the problems of the world...

just taking a page form your book thumbs


btw change your Rhetoric from "Americans" to "The American Government" and it might be Valid...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Who pays taxes to the American Government and legitmizes it with her vote?

Your mom!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21903530


It's a waste of energy arguing with this guy, he just doesn't get it!

wakeup
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She's a vulgar suacy girl but I approve of her comments to Morgan. Good going Miss Handler!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32599202


Everything staged. Every single mutual insult scripted to make him look civilized and Americans uncivilized, therefore undermine the American 2nd amend, just like the loud guy interview.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


well you see... i dont give a fuck if another nation thinks we're uncivilized... My neighbors think i am half fucking crazy... they dont fuck with me...

for the record... i dont give half a fuck as to what the world thinks about my 2nd amendment rights...

its none of their business...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


WRONG again! If you didn't care about what the world think about your 2nd amendment rights, you wouldn't so desperate to kick Piers Morgan out of American TV and certainly out of your country.

Welcome to the 21 century, of globalization, internet and shared information.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


what about all the damage brazil has cuased the world like harboring nazis and transexual prostitutes
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So I personally did all that?

I was born in 1985...

I havent done shit to you or your nation... or any nation...

I cant afford insurance on my piece of shit car... i dont have the latest and greatest...
I barely scrap enough change to pay my bills..
my votes didnt mean shit... everyone i voted for lost...

i have personally never done anything to any nation...

yet you blame ME... fuck you... you are very wrong
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Dude, were you born in 1985 or 2005??? You sound like you're 8.

Who the fuck is blaming EXCLUSIVELY YOU for anything??? ******YOU****** Americans, who elect your representatives, your governs, who support your troops, who don't wanna know what they do overseas, who live in la-la-la-land and just don't care, like the United States was above the Earth.

That's the problem with imperialist nations. The people don't like being criticized and related to what their elected ones do to the rest of the world.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


I am American... and you are blaming Americans for destroying the world...

I asked you did I personally do any harm to your nation... and you blamed me for some shit in the 60's and 70's


You need to stop blaming Americans for destroying other nations... your Rhetoric makes you sound like an idiot...

Cos i sure as fuck didnt do a damned thing to another country...

I already told you this is not the government I elected...

Criticize my government all you want... i dont give a fuck... and i will probably join you...

But when you blame Americans... and place all 350 million of us in the same blame boat... you sound like the 8 year old...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Certainly there are NO TWO "United States", one for the government, the military and the CIA and another for the people. If you don't know what the word "society" means, get a dictionary.

You act as if it was possible to remove the responsibility off the people, because of the deeds of their representatives. Well guess what sport, if there's only one cancer spot in a person and it's not removed, sooner or later the entire body will pay the price.

If you're unable to understand it, don't call people "idiot" because you sound like a moron and hypocrite.

350 million of you, do NOT care about your leaders do overseas. If part this number care once, they don't care anymore and you silence you're conniving of one way or another. Period.

There's one boat dumbass, it's called planet Earth and surely the US is putting a lot of holes on it.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien




You are too fucking ignorant to talk to... Go ahead hate Americans... we'll be your boogie man ;)



you bigoted fucker
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Everything staged. Every single mutual insult scripted to make him look civilized and Americans uncivilized, therefore undermine the American 2nd amend, just like the loud guy interview.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


well you see... i dont give a fuck if another nation thinks we're uncivilized... My neighbors think i am half fucking crazy... they dont fuck with me...

for the record... i dont give half a fuck as to what the world thinks about my 2nd amendment rights...

its none of their business...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


WRONG again! If you didn't care about what the world think about your 2nd amendment rights, you wouldn't so desperate to kick Piers Morgan out of American TV and certainly out of your country.

Welcome to the 21 century, of globalization, internet and shared information.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


what about all the damage brazil has cuased the world like harboring nazis and transexual prostitutes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1630282


Don't know about the transsexuals, but harboring the Nazis was a crime against humanity and if the poster (undercoverAlien) want's to hold me (an American) responsible for my governments crimes (harboring Nazis' also -paperclip-) then he be tarred with the same brush COLLABORATOR!

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