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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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Mine is the patriot act best weapon ever holds 330,000,000 million people hostage all at once. Love it like a smart bomb. LOL. They won't know what hit them...
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I use a stick...if it breaks I have a rock
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You people are the most fucking idiotic retards on the internet.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
For me it depends on the area and the situation.

Inside my home - pistol, or 12 gauge
Attackers outside - AK47 or mosin nagant for long range
Less than fatal attack unarmed assailant - Cold Steel Koga
last ditch - Kabar TDI knife

It really depends on the situation. The trick is to rise above the force you encounter. The wasp spray really isnt a bad idea. It's good that you have something.

Also might try mixing 5 OZ of Alcohol with Cayenne pepper in an old saline bottle. that will blind anyone. Your first choice should always be to run or get away. if you arent comfortable with firearms dont bother. You can get used to them, but you need to be comfortable with the level of protection you choose.
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Yeah right.

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I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
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Ruger LC9 when CC. Rossi 972 when OC. Mossberg slugster for castle defense.
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1911 45ACP
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Problem with wasp spray or bear spray is in the event you need to use it and the wind is blowing in your direction you are not helping yourself at all..

I like the idea someone said about a pencil, however I wouldn't want a close encounter if I could avoid it.

I wouldn't mind learning how to use a sling accurately or a recurve bow. I can't carry a gun here.. I am pretty good at throwing some knives, but not at a very far distance..accurate though..
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
For me it depends on the area and the situation.

Inside my home - pistol, or 12 gauge
Attackers outside - AK47 or mosin nagant for long range
Less than fatal attack unarmed assailant - Cold Steel Koga
last ditch - Kabar TDI knife

It really depends on the situation. The trick is to rise above the force you encounter. The wasp spray really isnt a bad idea. It's good that you have something.

Also might try mixing 5 OZ of Alcohol with Cayenne pepper in an old saline bottle. that will blind anyone. Your first choice should always be to run or get away. if you arent comfortable with firearms dont bother. You can get used to them, but you need to be comfortable with the level of protection you choose.
 Quoting: <<FOCUS>> 33194738


If you do go with a pistol, try the Ruger LCR (Lightweight compact revolver,) loaded with .38. mine is 357. Just point and shoot. No slides, no magazines, no hammer.
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A .38 is good because you can shoot someone and hit them 5/6 times and they will still be able to flee. That way they can survive and come visit you again after they get out of the hospital to apologize to you.
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A weed whacker because I've been hit by objects the line has hit so I can only imagine how bad the actual line must feel.
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That would be bad ass, just carry a big bag of gravel in the trunk....dump it on the ground in front of a hostile target....grab your weedeater....fire it up...and scream "Your Ass Is GRASS!!"

Then he gets welts from the flying debris. You get a few too but it's worth being so bad ass.

A true Yard Ninja.
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i just shit my pants and play dead. works for a possum
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nice data mining thread
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No! It is not data mining!

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A weed whacker because I've been hit by objects the line has hit so I can only imagine how bad the actual line must feel.
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That would be bad ass, just carry a big bag of gravel in the trunk....dump it on the ground in front of a hostile target....grab your weedeater....fire it up...and scream "Your Ass Is GRASS!!"

Then he gets welts from the flying debris. You get a few too but it's worth being so bad ass.

A true Yard Ninja.
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: chuckle:
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what? you can't own a knife in new york? total bullshit...
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



seriously though

for a guy like you OP

I'd recommend a taser C-2

[link to www.taser.com]

it's small (fits in your pocket) and in most states you can conceal carry it without a permit (check your state law)

A man who is upgrading from 'wasp spray' shouldn't go straight into a handgun..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



I'm thinking this is a female posting.

I've thought about the wasp spray myself speedbanan
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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LOL, this...or buy a nice japanese sword (seen in the movies), it's so darn stylish, you just look good with it. For longer range, a bow. All these are legal even here in Sweden, so I bought a practical katana for posing and for rainy days, hehe.
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A few days ago I watched the excellent movie of "Book of Eli". (check on YT, BoE fight)

In that apocalyptic world he uses a short, broad blade machete which he can draw fast so besides a katana one shoud have a shorter blade weapon (wakizashi) for close combat. Exercize some katas or movements.

The problem with guns is the ammo in the long run.
A bow/crossbow is practical on its own, it's silent and you can always manufacture ammo.

For fun you could buy some kind of a knuckle iron for close combat and then test it.

Or google "ninja weapons", they had a nice arsenal.

The gun choice is too obvious so I left it for the GLP-experts, lol.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
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This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






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Scissors... homeland security approved.
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I will challenge them to a game of riddles.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
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This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






quarter3030
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Do I see the word Tards in the background there Brief?? Were you on this site when taking that picture??
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Remington 870 12 Gauge
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Well, I'd use OFF and remove any standing water.

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bows/knives


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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
i just shit my pants and play dead. works for a possum
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yea

pissing yourself at the same time is also effective

most things / people will not fuck with something pissing and shitting all over the place

even psycho's have a gross out meter

and that pings it

:)

if you really want to get hard core start eating your own shit

that will get you a trip to the mental ward and a nice thorazine drip :)
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LMAO!
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
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This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






:quarter3030:
 Quoting: BRIEF

defacing money is a federal crime

that was a perfectly good quarter!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


It's ok our money isn't worth anything anymore.
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You people are the most fucking idiotic retards on the internet.
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS INFORMATION GATHERING THREAD!!!!!!

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Dude....all they gotta do is go to a gun store and get lists of who bought what.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30135542


This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






quarter3030
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defacing money is a federal crime

that was a perfectly good quarter!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


LOL, it's only a crime if you deface it with the intent to commit fraud...I spent fifty cents a piece for squished pennies (51 cents) with cartoon characters on them at theme parks :)
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Adds a new meaning to getting "free shit" cruise
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30135542


This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






quarter3030
 Quoting: BRIEF



Do I see the word Tards in the background there Brief?? Were you on this site when taking that picture??
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Yup, sitting right here at my desk :)
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nice data mining thread
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No! It is not data mining!

To be honest I am not afraid of you anymore! Thanks to forums like this I have learned so much about speaking out to what I believe in. It started (forums) as entertainment until I woke up and found this is not entertainment it is real!
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who is this "you" you are not afraid of?

If you've been reading on here, you'll see tons of threads about people railing about the government making a registry of who has what firearms.
So you go and make a thread wanting people to list what their weapons of self defense are. And dumbfucks actually answer you.

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