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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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crossbow on steriods !
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You carry nothing, youre a fuckin bot.
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This is a 30 caliber hole I shot with my 30-30...






quarter3030
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Do I see the word Tards in the background there Brief?? Were you on this site when taking that picture??
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Yup, sitting right here at my desk :)
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:)
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defacing money is a federal crime

that was a perfectly good quarter!
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LOL, it's only a crime if you deface it with the intent to commit fraud...I spent fifty cents a piece for squished pennies (51 cents) with cartoon characters on them at theme parks :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


those penny squashing machines are illegal!

if you saw one it was a bootleg, black market, illegal currency defacing machine

you should have reported it immediately

they are a threat to our Great Union
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[link to coins.thefuntimesguide.com]
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crossbow on steriods !
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I have the 225 lB Excalibur Equinox crossbow...

[link to www.cabelas.com]


It went through my heavy foam archery target and metal garage door with just a field tip on it...it's a mean son-of-a-bitch!

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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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Folks, this kind of post is likely data mining. Be careful when answering these kinds of things. Real preppers don't discuss their weapons in a public forum.
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


!gninim ataD
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Folks, this kind of post is likely data mining. Be careful when answering these kinds of things. Real preppers don't discuss their weapons in a public forum.
 Quoting: Don'tBeAfraid


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Good question OP, if you have nothing to protect yourself with do you even think you need protection? When the bad thing comes you way you should think this "my protection is harmlessness" really loud. If the bad guy is telepathic there you go...done.

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Folks, this kind of post is likely data mining. Be careful when answering these kinds of things. Real preppers don't discuss their weapons in a public forum.
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OH NOES they are going to come and take my weed whacker,however will I eradicate my weeds.
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I protect myself with a phone by dialing 911
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Example of stealth weapon:
Cordless power drill. Hammer mode. Large, extra sharp brad point bit.
Groin, Collarbone, Neck, Armpit, Roof of mouth... aim for soft targets.

Stealth weaponry was how the asian peasants fought back. The trick is to saturate your environment with them. Plus they're multi-taskers. Creativity works!
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chemical weapons
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Folks, this kind of post is likely data mining. Be careful when answering these kinds of things. Real preppers don't discuss their weapons in a public forum.
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The scary thing is because even people on a conspiracy sites can't see these things for what they really are.


aka.....were fuked
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my mind
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i have riged plastic explosives to all of the doors in my house
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Fart.
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I protect myself with a phone by dialing 911
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Do the people about to shoot you just have a seat on the couch and wait for the cops to show up...do you make them coffee and chat?
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If someone wishes to discover the best weapons based upon skill level, range, penetration, rate of fire, ease of use, etc, there are tons of websites which discuss those things.

Don't be a tool. Don't answer personal information. Be discreet.
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LOL, it's only a crime if you deface it with the intent to commit fraud...I spent fifty cents a piece for squished pennies (51 cents) with cartoon characters on them at theme parks :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


those penny squashing machines are illegal!

if you saw one it was a bootleg, black market, illegal currency defacing machine

you should have reported it immediately

they are a threat to our Great Union
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


[link to coins.thefuntimesguide.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29014015


I'm still on a mission to eradicate these machines from this country..

The defacing of currency is a serious matter..

You cannot hide under the guise of an innocent coin mutilator..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I just saw on Google. When we were kids we had freight rail behind our house and we put a lot of pennies on the tracks!
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I have a Barret .50 Cal M82 that I Conceal Carry...
I use DU JHP rounds...

My man purse unfortunately looks exactly like a HUGE rifle case.

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Example of stealth weapon:
Cordless power drill. Hammer mode. Large, extra sharp brad point bit.
Groin, Collarbone, Neck, Armpit, Roof of mouth... aim for soft targets.

Stealth weaponry was how the asian peasants fought back. The trick is to saturate your environment with them. Plus they're multi-taskers. Creativity works!
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Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
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those penny squashing machines are illegal!

if you saw one it was a bootleg, black market, illegal currency defacing machine

you should have reported it immediately

they are a threat to our Great Union
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


[link to coins.thefuntimesguide.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29014015


I'm still on a mission to eradicate these machines from this country..

The defacing of currency is a serious matter..

You cannot hide under the guise of an innocent coin mutilator..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I just saw on Google. When we were kids we had freight rail behind our house and we put a lot of pennies on the tracks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29014015


Yup, got those too! Squished one of each coin :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



seriously though

for a guy like you OP

I'd recommend a taser C-2

[link to www.taser.com]

it's small (fits in your pocket) and in most states you can conceal carry it without a permit (check your state law)

A man who is upgrading from 'wasp spray' shouldn't go straight into a handgun..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



Lighter for the wasp spray.....just sayin

Last Edited by Panhead on 01/31/2013 03:42 PM
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Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
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There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
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I'm still on a mission to eradicate these machines from this country..

The defacing of currency is a serious matter..

You cannot hide under the guise of an innocent coin mutilator..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I just saw on Google. When we were kids we had freight rail behind our house and we put a lot of pennies on the tracks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29014015


Yup, got those too! Squished one of each coin :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


currency thugs
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


It's trickier than you might think, because sometimes the vibration of the train makes the coin fall off, so then we had to wait until the next day after school to catch the next train...
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Well I am in the South East of England UK.

When out and about I am always with one or more of my splendous colleagues whom have always wondered why I dress down so much......I have never been targeted.

At home I have my trusted Browning, AYA and rifle, all for vermin control of course.

I trust you are well, have a nice evening!

This fabulous thread will amass a wealth of experience and ideas involving and invoking many violent responses to various situations, but remember one thing..................

Common sense is your friend, disproportionality is your downfall, and your enemy......... Well it seems he's lurking around the paranoia corner.

Chill out a little bit my friend and look for the good on this great planet, there is plenty to be found.

Remember this, fear is the second most powerful thing, that's why it is so widely used, if you are in fear then you will either conform of react unlawfully, a simple win win to the enemy, hope on the other hand raises the dynamic, hope is the most powerful thing on this planet.

With hope you can do anything, even change the balance of control ;)

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Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31381689


There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Yeah because catching a thief with a bear trap and then nailing him to the wall sounds awesome!
With freedom comes responsibility.

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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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