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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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I protect myself with a phone by dialing 911
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I have had my home broken into and had to call 911 on occasion. I am living in an area where my police are still looking after the public. I have nothing bad to say about their response and my being protected at a time of need.
I just hope that doesn't change!
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Dog turd on a stick.
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my body...


I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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I protect myself with a phone by dialing 911
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I have had my home broken into and had to call 911 on occasion. I am living in an area where my police are still looking after the public. I have nothing bad to say about their response and my being protected at a time of need.
I just hope that doesn't change!
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I've held people at gunpoint and called 911...you should see the response time when you tell them that ;)
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Lawnmower blade.

Cheap, Quiet & Efficient.

Leaves quite the mess that deters other pudding heads from fucking with you.
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make that... mind and body!


I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
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I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654


Hey, Im just an Englishman so what do I know, but my rifle is bolt, why? They don't jam, just sayin, when sadly taking a few bunnies down, I don't want to have to deal with a jam while watching all the rest run off!!
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Frozen biscuit dough in a slingshot! FTW! It's stings and can leave a nasty welt...
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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1rof1


I have a sniper pellet rifle for that grinning
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Eh, errrr, I think I have missed something here, we are not talking about shooting dogs right, please tell me that ffs.
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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WTF is nair?
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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654



Hey, Im just an Englishman so what do I know, but my rifle is bolt, why? They don't jam, just sayin, when sadly taking a few bunnies down, I don't want to have to deal with a jam while watching all the rest run off!!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


The bunnies aren't 6'4 240 lbs and armed coming up your stairs to inflict bodily harm either. Lol They could be evil cats with AK's though I guess....

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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654


Hey, Im just an Englishman so what do I know, but my rifle is bolt, why? They don't jam, just sayin, when sadly taking a few bunnies down, I don't want to have to deal with a jam while watching all the rest run off!!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan




goaway Bunny Killer
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Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31381689


There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Yeah because catching a thief with a bear trap and then nailing him to the wall sounds awesome!
 Quoting: BRIEF


In all seriousness though what the hell could I do lol? I mean really....
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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1rof1


I have a sniper pellet rifle for that grinning
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Eh, errrr, I think I have missed something here, we are not talking about shooting dogs right, please tell me that ffs.
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


ohyeah
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water gun with Nair....works on the neighborhood dogs at least!
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WTF is nair?
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It is a chemical hair remover...
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Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31381689


There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Yeah because catching a thief with a bear trap and then nailing him to the wall sounds awesome!
 Quoting: BRIEF


In all seriousness though what the hell could I do lol? I mean really....
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Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
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There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Yeah because catching a thief with a bear trap and then nailing him to the wall sounds awesome!
 Quoting: BRIEF


In all seriousness though what the hell could I do lol? I mean really....
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
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I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654



Hey, Im just an Englishman so what do I know, but my rifle is bolt, why? They don't jam, just sayin, when sadly taking a few bunnies down, I don't want to have to deal with a jam while watching all the rest run off!!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


The bunnies aren't 6'4 240 lbs and armed coming up your stairs to inflict bodily harm either. Lol They could be evil cats with AK's though I guess....

angry
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Lol, you missed the point.
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Yeah because catching a thief with a bear trap and then nailing him to the wall sounds awesome!
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In all seriousness though what the hell could I do lol? I mean really....
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
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I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You misspelled puntang.
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The Armor of God

10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.

18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.

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In all seriousness though what the hell could I do lol? I mean really....
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
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I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You misspelled puntang.
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LOL< no... I don't offer that up!
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I know your point was they don't jam. Just takes more wits to use a bolt action, in close quarters, under stress. cool2
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If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?

Last Edited by WindyMind on 01/31/2013 04:06 PM
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YB,

If your serious about protection, there is only one device made for true personal protection. That is a concealable pistol of no less than .38 caliber/9MM.

Decide if you will be the type of person who will become very proficient and will diligently practice, or become the kind of person who wants a minimal level of instruction then will not ever again touch your gun unless you need it.

Semi-Auto pistols require a lot of practice and a deep understanding of how it operates. You need this knowledge to learn how to re-load, maintain and clear jams etc.

If you are the type to only touch it when you need it, I recommend a smaller 5 shot .38 Special revolver. Something like the Smith and Wesson Model 640 in Stainless Steel.

Keep it close. Practice until you can consistently hit a grapefruit sized target after running 100Yards.
 Quoting: Uninterested3rdParty


I would not trust my life with a 5 shot .38 revolver in a home defense situation sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654


Hey, Im just an Englishman so what do I know, but my rifle is bolt, why? They don't jam, just sayin, when sadly taking a few bunnies down, I don't want to have to deal with a jam while watching all the rest run off!!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan




goaway Bunny Killer
 Quoting: WindyMind


I KNOW!!!! Don't, nobody feels worse than me about it!! I'm a veggie ffs, but I have horses, I am cool with the bunnies burrowing in the edges of the pasture, but when numbers get out of control they start to burrow in the fields, then I have the risk of harm to the horses, trust me, it's a tough call for me! But thank you for being a good decent person.
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Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
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I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You misspelled puntang.
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LOL< no... I don't offer that up!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


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I know your point was they don't jam. Just takes more wits to use a bolt action, in close quarters, under stress. cool2
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I know, was just stirring lol ;)
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