Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,478 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,231,042
Pageviews Today: 1,876,881Threads Today: 586Posts Today: 12,121
03:56 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 21427364
United States
01/31/2013 04:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Mace is an option but the wind factor is a problem.

I like the wasp spray better.

Good Luck finding it after this thread!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33408616
United States
01/31/2013 04:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If you believe that the coming changes will create much havoc, then you are contributing to a mass-mind thought-form which is growing. That is not a criticism of you but merely a commentary of truth. It is possible that such events could occur. It is possible that they could threaten ... and it is possible that they will not.

If one focuses upon what is desired, what is chosen, does this not contribute to it as a potential result? Aren't the entities in the Earth children of God? If they are, then is there not that same power of God within them?

There will be sporadic and localized situations of intensity, perhaps in the next twenty years. (These are not imminent, as we perceive the Earth.) Thus, the purchase of a weapon seems irrelevant. In addition, the possession of one such is a thought-form unto itself. The temptation, should it arise, to use it is yet another thought-form. The results of using it against another is still another thought-form. Pause for a moment here and think about that. All of those thought-forms are potentials within you. They are potentials within every entity in the Earth. Should they be claimed or denied? Only you can answer this.

We can tell you this: If the worst events happen as you have described them, owning a gun will not prevent what you intended to prevent. Think about that, and hear the truth in it. It might forestall it. It might create a solution for one singular event or challenge here or there but in the sense of a longer term, it will not accomplish what so many believe it would.

Follow your heart. Open your heart. Listen ... hear.
ayr phorce yuan

User ID: 32797898
United Kingdom
01/31/2013 04:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 381742
United States
01/31/2013 04:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30092654
United States
01/31/2013 04:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Hey, don't blame me I didn't force ya to be Canadian :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You misspelled puntang.
 Quoting: BRIEF



LOL< no... I don't offer that up!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


I was going to say! If so I need to visit Canada and do some home invasions. They offer you puntang and beer if you do!!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 21427364
United States
01/31/2013 04:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Mace is an option but the wind factor is a problem.

I like the wasp spray better.

Good Luck finding it after this thread!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427364


That was me!

Sorry having computer connection problems!

Internet Explorer?
ayr phorce yuan

User ID: 32797898
United Kingdom
01/31/2013 04:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
CrazyMama73

User ID: 17999247
Canada
01/31/2013 04:11 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


I will do the traditional Canadian thing, invite them in, provide beer , poutine and beaver pelts..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You misspelled puntang.
 Quoting: BRIEF



LOL< no... I don't offer that up!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


I was going to say! If so I need to visit Canada and do some home invasions. They offer you puntang and beer if you do!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654



Beware Canadian women do not have the best bedside manners..
CrazyMama73
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 381742
United States
01/31/2013 04:12 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Then please don't teach him grammar...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30092654
United States
01/31/2013 04:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


You misspelled puntang.
 Quoting: BRIEF



LOL< no... I don't offer that up!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


I was going to say! If so I need to visit Canada and do some home invasions. They offer you puntang and beer if you do!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30092654



Beware Canadian women do not have the best bedside manners..
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


I guess not if they are always giving away free beer and puntang when people want to rob them....
WindyMind

User ID: 32815397
United States
01/31/2013 04:13 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


I thank you both, they were both the answers I was looking for. cheer
CrazyMama73

User ID: 17999247
Canada
01/31/2013 04:14 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


You both might as well be speaking Chinese to me.. I have no clue what you are talking about.. Car, Gun, Man Toy?
CrazyMama73
smegalith

User ID: 23891198
United States
01/31/2013 04:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I just ask Steven Seagal to drive his tank over anybody I feel is a threat. Especially if they have a puppy:

[link to www.forbes.com]
smegalith
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 381742
United States
01/31/2013 04:15 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


You both might as well be speaking Chinese to me.. I have no clue what you are talking about.. Car, Gun, Man Toy?
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Throw in the puntang and beer and you got a party!
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
CrazyMama73

User ID: 17999247
Canada
01/31/2013 04:16 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


You both might as well be speaking Chinese to me.. I have no clue what you are talking about.. Car, Gun, Man Toy?
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Throw in the puntang and beer and you got a party!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Beer and sausage fest.... not offering any Canadian Beaver here!
CrazyMama73
ayr phorce yuan

User ID: 32797898
United Kingdom
01/31/2013 04:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
If it jams does it just not work or does it explode?
 Quoting: WindyMind


Just jams the spent shell, but renders the weapon useless until cleared!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Well, a round intact can jam too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


Ouch, sorry.

'Simpler' wow, sorry all.

My explanation was more simplistic and did not cause any reason for further investigation, thus not complicating a matter of conversation that did not benefit the conclusion of the subject matter.

I can't fucking believe I wrote 'my way was more simpler' shocking, sorry!
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31781644
United States
01/31/2013 04:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
canniness and ferocity.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1867898
United States
01/31/2013 04:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
H.A.R.R.P.
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 381742
United States
01/31/2013 04:17 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Oh ffs Briefie, I know, but am explaining to a non shooter, my way was more simpler!
 Quoting: ayr phorce yuan


You both might as well be speaking Chinese to me.. I have no clue what you are talking about.. Car, Gun, Man Toy?
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Throw in the puntang and beer and you got a party!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Beer and sausage fest.... not offering any Canadian Beaver here!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
WindyMind

User ID: 32815397
United States
01/31/2013 04:18 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have controlled your mind and made you write simpler, and this is how I protect myself, basic mind control.
KimmieAnnaJones

User ID: 30862383
United States
01/31/2013 04:20 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


cruise
"Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come." - I AM
ayr phorce yuan

User ID: 32797898
United Kingdom
01/31/2013 04:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Lol, In the short time time I had to correct my outrageous error I have just noted 3 lashings, lol, hey, I take them, it was appalling, but you chap's, jeeze lol. Can we forget it and move on??? I beg.......
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 21427364
United States
01/31/2013 04:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I am confused a bit by some replies. We are a diverse group of individuals! That is the best part! You never know what to expect! Prepare for the worst and hope for the best!
CrazyMama73

User ID: 17999247
Canada
01/31/2013 04:23 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


You both might as well be speaking Chinese to me.. I have no clue what you are talking about.. Car, Gun, Man Toy?
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Throw in the puntang and beer and you got a party!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Beer and sausage fest.... not offering any Canadian Beaver here!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time...
 Quoting: BRIEF



Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers...
CrazyMama73
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 381742
United States
01/31/2013 04:27 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Throw in the puntang and beer and you got a party!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Beer and sausage fest.... not offering any Canadian Beaver here!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time...
 Quoting: BRIEF



Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers...
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry...



beaver
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
ruser

User ID: 2275761
United States
01/31/2013 04:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
My feet. I stay out of trouble and hit the ground running.
ruser
upyoursnwo
User ID: 31907650
United States
01/31/2013 04:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Since we not got any weapons unless operation "stay behind" still has them. I'm just remaining unarmed and use my brain. That is until the lithium is added to the water supply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31381689


There are lots of things for countries like ours that are not allowed to have guns..

Electric nail gun... bear traps.. good old fashion axe.. shears.. get creative, it could be fun!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


So true! I'm chuckling when I think about these armed-to-the-teeth jackboots busting through a front door and a big old bear trap permanently crippling them. You are very correct, there is more than one way to skin this rabbit. They will expect gunfire. There are a lot of things they wouldn't expect. People need to put their thinking caps on. I understand the need for guns, but the element of surprise in dealing with alternatives is advantage to Team Patriot!
CrazyMama73

User ID: 17999247
Canada
01/31/2013 04:31 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
...


Beer and sausage fest.... not offering any Canadian Beaver here!
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time...
 Quoting: BRIEF



Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers...
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry...



beaver
 Quoting: BRIEF



You just haven't found decent beaver yet. Not all of them are high maintenance!
CrazyMama73
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27801402
United States
01/31/2013 04:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Trojan ribbed.
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 4211721
United States
01/31/2013 04:34 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have controlled your mind and made you write simpler, and this is how I protect myself, basic mind control.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Lol, wut?
wut

Hurrrrrrrrr
hurr

Uh-oh...
uhoh
astrobanner2