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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
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Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time...
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Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers...
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They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry...



beaver
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You just haven't found decent beaver yet. Not all of them are high maintenance!
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The really hot ones are...
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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Whoa now! I thought this was such a good idea that I went into a McD's to try it. Without blinking, the guy asked me if it was supersized and did I want fries with that.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
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You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
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01/31/2013 04:38 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I'm a bit short on weapons. If the SHTF I figure I'll just run to Brief's house for cover.
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Prayer.
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I'm a bit short on weapons. If the SHTF I figure I'll just run to Brief's house for cover.
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There is nothing to protect and nothing to defend.
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My hands, elbows, knees, and feet!
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Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers...
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry...



beaver
 Quoting: BRIEF



You just haven't found decent beaver yet. Not all of them are high maintenance!
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The really hot ones are...
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Lol, I suppose so.
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I am slipping into the realm of psychic attack, where the best thing to do is get empty.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780


You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, I sold the rifle because I needed the money, the dogs came along a lot later in my life.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780


You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780


You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, I sold the rifle because I needed the money, the dogs came along a lot later in my life.
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I'd buy back the rifle before spending it on dogs...
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Heterosexual pride!

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I am confused a bit by some replies. We are a diverse group of individuals! That is the best part! You never know what to expect! Prepare for the worst and hope for the best!
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Ha, life is indeed funny! I want to read through the bit's of the thread that I have missed, but it's 21:30 here in the UK and I have work to tend to, calls to make, and need to shower and shave ready for tomorrow, bloody crazy huh, crazy that I dedicated 30 mins or so to GLP when so bloody busy, but you know.........

Thats the thing, anonymity, escapism and the unusual fact of conversing with critical thinkers, I am surrounded by barristers, solicitors and some brilliant minds every bloody day, but these people are all so conditioned, don't get me wrong, I know them well and love them to bits, but although educated and articulate, conformity has rendered them stupid.

That is the single reason why I visit glp every now and again, to be grounded.

I have been here a long time and there is a reason for that, there are many shits here, but some great minds and kind people also, and hey, in great glp fashion........

Do you know why the French have glass bottomed boats?


So they can see their Air Force!

I need to work, have a good one.

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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780


You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on the keyboard...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Nerd!
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Heterosexual pride!

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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780


You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on the keyboard...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Boo
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Thick metal ballpoint pen
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You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on their keyboard...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Boo
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You know it's true.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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A dagger-wielding monkey tied to a bungee cord. He can cut bullets in half mid-flight and ricochet them back at my attackers.
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01/31/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I carry a Taurus .38



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Lol
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I protect myself with a phone by dialing 911
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What about the next 20 to 30 minutes while you wait for the cops to come harass and jail you?
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Glock 29SF
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SLINGSHOT!!

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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Put a Ruger LCP in your pocket or purse. When you are in a high stress situation, just keep your hand on it. If it's in a purse, you don't even have to pull it out. Just shoot through the bag. If it's in your pocket, put it in a shoot through holster to hide the profile under your cloths. The .380 round is not the most powerful, but you wont be far enough away for that to matter. A good hollow point .380 will stop a robber or rapist.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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I carry a fuck you data miner
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I carry a Taurus .38



[link to www.google.com]
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Lol
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Why is it funny?
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01/31/2013 05:01 PM

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Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on their keyboard...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Boo
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


You know it's true.
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I am one of those saps!
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