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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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dry sense of life?
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Sarcasm..

Brits know it is the lowest form of wit!
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M&P9 Pro Series rules the range......
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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aqua net & bic have spud gun for back-up
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LOL, it's only a crime if you deface it with the intent to commit fraud...I spent fifty cents a piece for squished pennies (51 cents) with cartoon characters on them at theme parks :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


those penny squashing machines are illegal!

if you saw one it was a bootleg, black market, illegal currency defacing machine

you should have reported it immediately

they are a threat to our Great Union
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[link to coins.thefuntimesguide.com]
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I'm still on a mission to eradicate these machines from this country..

The defacing of currency is a serious matter..

You cannot hide under the guise of an innocent coin mutilator..
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Yeah, I mean damn, what would Lincoln do? A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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I just figured you'd have had something with a little more balls and capacity.

(I know, I know.... shot placement, etc)
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I have other weapons, but not as light and compact as my titanium .38

My son wants me to carry my .357 magnum with the 9" barrel, but I don't like open carry nor the weight of it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Do they make a titanium 357 taurus?
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Mine is stainless, so I don't know...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yes, 7 rounds of pure hole blasting.
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Good Night! Having dinner with my neighbors! Pot Luck!
God Bless America!
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Ill tell ya what works for me. I married the meanest most
hatefull big fat ugly woman i could find.Last time a bad guy broke in and looked her in the eye he ran out the door ,fell down the steps and you could hear him squeeling and screaming three streets over.She works out great ,no permit,no registration.The only down side is feeding her.
god i hope the public doesnt drive up the food prices like they did the ammo.
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Scissors.
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I just yell out GLP and they know I am crazy and then they RUN!!!!!ahhh
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cruise
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I open carry this bad boy....sometimes, it's a nasty little critter.

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I wear dirty underwear. Keeps criminals out of my space but dogs seems to follow me wherever I go.
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


time to get out of Dodge
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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I open carry this bad boy....sometimes, it's a nasty little critter.

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chrony the 410. You won't be happy. Shotgun powder is slower than pistol
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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I think distance would be my weapon of choice.

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At home I just call 911 and I then tell the intruder i called 911 and they will be here in twenty minutes. It works great because the intruder immediately turns and runs away......
COUNTRY FIRST

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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I open carry this bad boy....sometimes, it's a nasty little critter.

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 Quoting: Will Munny


chrony the 410. You won't be happy. Shotgun powder is slower than pistol
 Quoting: Kirk





I would disagree, at short range with 000buck all bets are off.
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light, small, good stopping power and laser sighting.

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Ya. I have been thinking the same thing about my alarm system, how that would help, it is loud enough to wake the neighbors and I think they are all republicans so probably a gun is near.

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my wits. I hardly ever get beaten up.
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It also chambers .45 colt rockon
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I have a glock G19 as my sidearm, with Speer Gold Dot 124 gr +P. For my long gun its an AR loaded with M193 and M855 alternating.

Thats backed up by

3 Barrett M82A1 with AN/PVS-10 day night scope loaded with armor-piercing incendiary rounds. With that I can take out light armor and low flying aircraft and do long range sniping.

multiple FGM-148 Javelin shoulder fired missiles to deal with any heavy armor or fortified positions

multiple FIM-92 Stinger shoulder fired misiles to take down aircraft out to 2.5 miles

multiple IED's hidden all around the area, all tied to hidden control systems

Claymore mines

Davy Crockett tactical battlefield nukes when all else fails

thats most of it
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At home I just call 911 and I then tell the intruder i called 911 and they will be here in twenty minutes. It works great because the intruder immediately turns and runs away......
 Quoting: Bio-hazard


Within the year this will be how the intruders attack you. You'll pull out your gun and they'll threaten to call 911 and have you arrested.
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buy a gun retard, and get off GLP
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God the Father, God the Word (Son) and God the Holy Ghost. Hasn't failed me yet, even with Freemasons on my tail.

To add though, you all must be either crazy or highly confident of yourselves, to oust yourselves in the open net like this.

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And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
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Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

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8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

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Remington 870 12 Gauge
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^^^this^^^
everything in its right place
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Ya. I have been thinking the same thing about my alarm system, how that would help, it is loud enough to wake the neighbors and I think they are all republicans so probably a gun is near.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I also like to have a loud siren inside the house, the outside one alerts the neighbours, sure. But inside, is pretty f'in distracting for the intruder(s), thus giving yourself a serious advantage.
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Generally grabbing the person nearest me, throwing them out in front while I run like hell works well.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Generally grabbing the person nearest me, throwing them out in front while I run like hell works well.
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That sounds like a plan! Or a cat maybe?!? Fuckin thing's always in the way, tryin' to trip you down the stairs anyway...
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Biting Sarcasm...

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