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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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01/31/2013 07:45 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I'm switching to scissors. The government says they work just fine, even against a mass shooter.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Generally grabbing the person nearest me, throwing them out in front while I run like hell works well.
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Excellent music and food........The cursed love good food.

Last Edited by Pyractomena borealis on 01/31/2013 07:51 PM
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01/31/2013 07:54 PM
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My forehead, i have a very powerful forehead
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Just remember the 20 foot rule. But you have to be very proficient if there are multiple attackers.
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01/31/2013 08:04 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Thank You for all your input!

I have learned nothing from all you!

I think if I am to protect myself it will be by having a person or persons who can protect me!
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01/31/2013 08:06 PM
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I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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Thank You for all your input!

I have learned nothing from all you!

I think if I am to protect myself it will be by having a person or persons who can protect me!
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



You could rent out a room to a gunslinger.

Last Edited by WindyMind on 01/31/2013 08:09 PM

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01/31/2013 08:27 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Cast iron frying pan!
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Kahr CW45, light, fairly compact with a full size grip. Under their 10 round limit.
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01/31/2013 08:55 PM
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Phase Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I prefer exchanging haymakers. people that worry about learning to fight are momma fags.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
12ga pretty simple.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
The point is the poster of this thread didn't learn anything.

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Pointy stick with back up semi-automatic assault sling shot.
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01/31/2013 09:17 PM

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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Thank You for all your input!

I have learned nothing from all you!

I think if I am to protect myself it will be by having a person or persons who can protect me!
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


carry a cop then libtard who are under no obligation to protect you or render first aid
A pissed off American veteran!
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01/31/2013 09:46 PM

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Cast iron frying pan!
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Thats going to leave a mark!!
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01/31/2013 09:50 PM
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You people are the most fucking idiotic retards on the internet.
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS INFORMATION GATHERING THREAD!!!!!!

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01/31/2013 10:07 PM

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STFU I am gathering information!

Like the OP said I haven't learned anything.

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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Get a revolver, it's easy to use.

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