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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 01/31/2013 07:32 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Generally grabbing the person nearest me, throwing them out in front while I run like hell works well. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
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| Saddletramp User ID: 740208 01/31/2013 07:39 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Biting Sarcasm... Last Edited by Saddletramp on 01/31/2013 07:41 PM Just because you're paranoid don't mean they ain't out to get ya! Paranoid?!?!? I wish! Shit son, we're hell and gone from paranoid... We don't rent pigs... Come and take it! |
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| Pyractomena borealis User ID: 20793638 01/31/2013 07:50 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Excellent music and food........The cursed love good food. Last Edited by Pyractomena borealis on 01/31/2013 07:51 PM Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton Intellectual vanity, complicating simple issues and simplifying complicated ones ~ James Taranto If two make peace with each other in a single house, they will say to the mountain, 'move from here' and it will move - Gospel of Thomas |
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| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 01/31/2013 08:06 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore? Quoting: Yellow Bird the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself seriously just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can no one will fuck with you believe me I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food ![]() Video or it didn't happen. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| WindyMind User ID: 26518293 01/31/2013 08:08 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank You for all your input! Quoting: Yellow Bird I have learned nothing from all you! I think if I am to protect myself it will be by having a person or persons who can protect me! You could rent out a room to a gunslinger. Last Edited by WindyMind on 01/31/2013 08:09 PM |
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| ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 01/31/2013 09:17 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank You for all your input! Quoting: Yellow Bird I have learned nothing from all you! I think if I am to protect myself it will be by having a person or persons who can protect me! carry a cop then libtard who are under no obligation to protect you or render first aid free men do not ask permission to bear arms |
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| Hells Truant User ID: 10505808 01/31/2013 09:50 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You people are the most fucking idiotic retards on the internet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30135542 DO NOT REPLY TO THIS INFORMATION GATHERING THREAD!!!!!! ![]() ![]() Hells Truant...a Being whose been through Hell and is temporarily being civil. "Touch my ol'lady i'll hurt you. Touch my Harley i'll fuckin' kill ya!" |
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