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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 01/31/2013 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF Beavers are often more trouble than they are worth...they stop up the overflow pipes of my pond all the time... Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers... They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry... You just haven't found decent beaver yet. Not all of them are high maintenance! The really hot ones are... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
my name is 905 User ID: 33269218 South Africa 01/31/2013 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore? Quoting: Yellow Bird the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself seriously just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can no one will fuck with you believe me I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food Whoa now! I thought this was such a good idea that I went into a McD's to try it. Without blinking, the guy asked me if it was supersized and did I want fries with that. |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 01/31/2013 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780 You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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CrazyMama73 User ID: 17999247 Canada 01/31/2013 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CrazyMama73 Beavers are trouble, I agree. Nothing like having to climb over a beaver damn to get around a partially frozen lake.. only to fall through the beaver damn mid leg and have to still walk 3 KM in freezing conditions. Fun memories about those pesky beavers... They are expensive too...clothes, shoes, jewelry... You just haven't found decent beaver yet. Not all of them are high maintenance! The really hot ones are... Lol, I suppose so. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 21427364 United States 01/31/2013 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780 You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? Dogs are a distraction not protection! All they have to do is shoot your dogs! Then what do you do? |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 01/31/2013 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780 You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? No, I sold the rifle because I needed the money, the dogs came along a lot later in my life. I'd buy back the rifle before spending it on dogs... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
ayr phorce yuan User ID: 32797898 United Kingdom 01/31/2013 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am confused a bit by some replies. We are a diverse group of individuals! That is the best part! You never know what to expect! Prepare for the worst and hope for the best! Quoting: Yellow Bird Ha, life is indeed funny! I want to read through the bit's of the thread that I have missed, but it's 21:30 here in the UK and I have work to tend to, calls to make, and need to shower and shave ready for tomorrow, bloody crazy huh, crazy that I dedicated 30 mins or so to GLP when so bloody busy, but you know......... Thats the thing, anonymity, escapism and the unusual fact of conversing with critical thinkers, I am surrounded by barristers, solicitors and some brilliant minds every bloody day, but these people are all so conditioned, don't get me wrong, I know them well and love them to bits, but although educated and articulate, conformity has rendered them stupid. That is the single reason why I visit glp every now and again, to be grounded. I have been here a long time and there is a reason for that, there are many shits here, but some great minds and kind people also, and hey, in great glp fashion........ Do you know why the French have glass bottomed boats? So they can see their Air Force! I need to work, have a good one. Stu. GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 01/31/2013 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780 You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? Dogs are a distraction not protection! All they have to do is shoot your dogs! Then what do you do? Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on the keyboard... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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CrazyMama73 User ID: 17999247 Canada 01/31/2013 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Used to have a Winchester 30-30, but now I only have two German Shepherds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1564780 You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? Dogs are a distraction not protection! All they have to do is shoot your dogs! Then what do you do? Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on the keyboard... Boo |
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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 01/31/2013 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs? Dogs are a distraction not protection! All they have to do is shoot your dogs! Then what do you do? Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on their keyboard... Boo You know it's true. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Vast Deferens User ID: 17509594 United States 01/31/2013 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A dagger-wielding monkey tied to a bungee cord. He can cut bullets in half mid-flight and ricochet them back at my attackers. Hosea 2:2 Plead with your mother, plead: for she is not my wife, neither am I her husband: let her therefore put away her whoredoms out of her sight, and her adulteries from between her breasts; 2:3 Lest I strip her naked, and set her as in the day that she was born, and make her as a wilderness, and set her like a dry land, and slay her with thirst. |
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Epic Beard Guy User ID: 24840423 United States 01/31/2013 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
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