What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

The really hot ones are...

Whoa now! I thought this was such a good idea that I went into a McD's to try it. Without blinking, the guy asked me if it was supersized and did I want fries with that.

You traded your rifle, which can't die and doesn't shit in the yard, for two dogs?

I'm a bit short on weapons. If the SHTF I figure I'll just run to Brief's house for cover.

Prayer.

There is nothing to protect and nothing to defend.

My hands, elbows, knees, and feet!

Lol, I suppose so.

I am slipping into the realm of psychic attack, where the best thing to do is get empty.

No, I sold the rifle because I needed the money, the dogs came along a lot later in my life.

Dogs are a distraction not protection!

All they have to do is shoot your dogs!

Then what do you do?

I'd buy back the rifle before spending it on dogs...

Ha, life is indeed funny! I want to read through the bit's of the thread that I have missed, but it's 21:30 here in the UK and I have work to tend to, calls to make, and need to shower and shave ready for tomorrow, bloody crazy huh, crazy that I dedicated 30 mins or so to GLP when so bloody busy, but you know.........

Thats the thing, anonymity, escapism and the unusual fact of conversing with critical thinkers, I am surrounded by barristers, solicitors and some brilliant minds every bloody day, but these people are all so conditioned, don't get me wrong, I know them well and love them to bits, but although educated and articulate, conformity has rendered them stupid.

That is the single reason why I visit glp every now and again, to be grounded.

I have been here a long time and there is a reason for that, there are many shits here, but some great minds and kind people also, and hey, in great glp fashion........

Do you know why the French have glass bottomed boats?


So they can see their Air Force!

I need to work, have a good one.

Stu.

Make a thread about it for everybody to cry on the keyboard...

Phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Nerd!

Boo

Thick metal ballpoint pen

You know it's true.

A dagger-wielding monkey tied to a bungee cord. He can cut bullets in half mid-flight and ricochet them back at my attackers.

Lol

What about the next 20 to 30 minutes while you wait for the cops to come harass and jail you?

Glock 29SF

SLINGSHOT!!

Worked for David

Put a Ruger LCP in your pocket or purse. When you are in a high stress situation, just keep your hand on it. If it's in a purse, you don't even have to pull it out. Just shoot through the bag. If it's in your pocket, put it in a shoot through holster to hide the profile under your cloths. The .380 round is not the most powerful, but you wont be far enough away for that to matter. A good hollow point .380 will stop a robber or rapist.

I carry a fuck you data miner

Why is it funny?

I am one of those saps!

I just figured you'd have had something with a little more balls and capacity.

(I know, I know.... shot placement, etc)