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If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?

 
ChvyV8Bldr
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01/31/2013 04:42 PM

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If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
Just a fun thought of finding 7 Million dollars, and not turning it in. A small business would be an obvious choice. You couldn't tell your family, cuz you KNOW the'd all be nokkin...
Will we even know we were alive when we're dead?
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2013 04:48 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
well. 7 million? i'd stash that somewhere, for seven years, while slowly starting a business.
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01/31/2013 04:52 PM
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So your flying from Michigan to Florida, with your 45 acp, because you found 7 million dollars and now your going to go get it.

Check!
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
How do you 'find' 7mln?? (and, how does one lose 7mln?)
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01/31/2013 04:57 PM
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Send one million to Razorbackkid for safe keeping is what I would do!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01/31/2013 04:59 PM

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So your flying from Michigan to Florida, with your 45 acp, because you found 7 million dollars and now your going to go get it.

Check!
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Nah, I'd drive to Florida.
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01/31/2013 05:01 PM

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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I would launder the bills through casinos in case of them being marked and just spread the money through out various lock boxes and stash spots. I would make small deposits over time in numerous bank accounts in order not to throw up any red flags. As long as you didn't go ape shit spending and buying as soon as you found it and were smart over time no one would be the wiser.
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01/31/2013 05:02 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
BUY A Nice BUS,
drive around the country for the rest of your life takin it easy.
Nobody will keep track
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01/31/2013 05:04 PM
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I would launder the bills through casinos in case of them being marked and just spread the money through out various lock boxes and stash spots. I would make small deposits over time in numerous bank accounts in order not to throw up any red flags. As long as you didn't go ape shit spending and buying as soon as you found it and were smart over time no one would be the wiser.
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Idiot.
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01/31/2013 05:13 PM
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Put it in my matress!5a
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01/31/2013 05:14 PM
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buy a 7 million dollar fuggin mega yacht!
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01/31/2013 05:14 PM
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That's the problem, everyone who has never had any money would go apeshit and start buying a lot of stuff and somebody would get suspicious, so yeah you would have to do it slowly, over a matter of time or you could bury it in a location only you would know and NEVER tell a soul, not even your family! Family are the worst beggars when it comes to money. then there are those fukin' friends that you don't know, so it's best to always keep your frigging mouth shut!
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01/31/2013 05:16 PM

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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
You do nothing for years

Patience
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01/31/2013 05:23 PM
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I've always thought it'd be fun to just do anonymous stuff like pay off a persons bills, or if you know someone who has a busted ass car just have a new one delivered to their house...
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01/31/2013 05:24 PM
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Absolutely, I would just continue more less e exactly how I am mostly. Maybe a few new flanels and a Subaru rebuild kit or two, but yeah. I'd still just be a hillbilly.
My small business of choice would still be horses and organic gardening.
I don't change much and I like old beat up stuff.
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01/31/2013 05:27 PM
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I've always thought it'd be fun to just do anonymous stuff like pay off a persons bills, or if you know someone who has a busted ass car just have a new one delivered to their house...
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You're a sweet person hf
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01/31/2013 05:32 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I'd buy 7 million lottery tickets, then when I won, I wouldn't have to hide it.
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01/31/2013 05:35 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
That's a lot of cash to hide.

There's two problems, hiding the physical cash and then having the opportunity to enjoy it.

For hiding, I can't imagine the fear I'd have if I stuck it in the ground or in a hole in the wall, that would drive me nuts.

Do you get monthly or yearly bills for safety deposit boxes? Can you just pay a 1 time 50 year fee?

I think you can spend quite a bit on "normal" vacations where you are in a regular hotel but you can spend a lot of cash on the fun stuff.

Anonymous donations would be very nice. Be the mystery dude who drops $10,000 in the Salvation Army kettles.

How to be rich without being rich?
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01/31/2013 05:36 PM
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Hooray! I've found seven million dollars and all I can do is bury it in my yard and forget about it!

I'd buy 7 million lottery tickets, then when I won, I wouldn't have to hide it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18063300


Haven't you ever heard of the kinds of people who sell everything they own, buy a shitload of lottery tickets and lose? You'd probably have a lot of scrap paper laying around after you lost all your money on the lottery.
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01/31/2013 05:40 PM
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Hooray! I've found seven million dollars and all I can do is bury it in my yard and forget about it!

I'd buy 7 million lottery tickets, then when I won, I wouldn't have to hide it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18063300


Haven't you ever heard of the kinds of people who sell everything they own, buy a shitload of lottery tickets and lose? You'd probably have a lot of scrap paper laying around after you lost all your money on the lottery.
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Oh well, it was free
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01/31/2013 05:41 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
Hooray! I've found seven million dollars and all I can do is bury it in my yard and forget about it!

I'd buy 7 million lottery tickets, then when I won, I wouldn't have to hide it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18063300


Haven't you ever heard of the kinds of people who sell everything they own, buy a shitload of lottery tickets and lose? You'd probably have a lot of scrap paper laying around after you lost all your money on the lottery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Oh well, it was free
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I suppose it would be more entertaining than burying it in your yard and forgetting about it...lolsign
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01/31/2013 05:43 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I've always thought it'd be fun to just do anonymous stuff like pay off a persons bills, or if you know someone who has a busted ass car just have a new one delivered to their house...
 Quoting: AnuraLuLu


You're a sweet person hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


Not really...because to be totally honest I'd also do stuff like put up a billboard next to our local gas station that says "NO GAS" just because of the grumpy cashier who no matter how many times I tell him "no gas, just this" when I'm buying my whatever, he mumbles "ya got any gas out there?"...
Mister_Worlwide

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01/31/2013 05:50 PM
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I'd contact Olaf for financial advice. hmm
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01/31/2013 05:55 PM
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You do nothing for years

Patience
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this or run off to south america
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01/31/2013 06:04 PM
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I'd contact Olaf for financial advice. hmm
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01/31/2013 06:12 PM
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somebody would be looking for it...and a "finder" would kill you for the finders fee and making the guy who lost it have to go thru this to get it back....
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01/31/2013 06:15 PM

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"When government fears the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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01/31/2013 06:15 PM

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I would eml some guy from nigeria to hold it for me.
A pissed off American veteran!
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01/31/2013 06:20 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I would send a few Letters with a few abucks
around the Globe
and use "Poste Restante"!

I would do the same with Traveller Cheques
and Debit Cards, this would cover maybe 1,5 Mio.
when u use the 500 Euro Bill!

Very difficult to hide this Money!!!
TexasDeck

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01/31/2013 09:52 PM

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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I would launder the bills through casinos in case of them being marked and just spread the money through out various lock boxes and stash spots. I would make small deposits over time in numerous bank accounts in order not to throw up any red flags. As long as you didn't go ape shit spending and buying as soon as you found it and were smart over time no one would be the wiser.
 Quoting: TexasDeck


Cameras in Vegas, unheard of.
Idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25456892


Hey dipshit it's done everyday in casinos people walk up to the table buy some chips or stick large bills into slot machine and cash out the chips or credits. I've read hundreds of books on gambling, bookies, the mob & Vegas it's a fascination I have and love to read on the subject. The casinos keep large amounts of cash in there vaults for months upon years due to gaming laws. As much cash they handle and circulate makes it impossible to pin point when it was put in play like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Hell it showed bank robbers doing the same thing in that horrible Ben Afflact movie. Plus they only mark a few bills anyway if the Feds do take down the serial numbers so quit talking out your ass Skippy.
Leena
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02/17/2013 09:25 PM
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Re: If you found 7 Million Dollars, how would YOU contain yourself without getting caught?
I would fly to Cayman Islands with as much money I am allowed to carry with me..Deposit in bank account. Come back and do it every 3 months or so.LOL

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