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Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter

 
Dr. Greenthumb
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Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
Since I hardly bathe or change clothes lately I found a nice little chunk. I thought about taking it out, but then I was like "nah, this stuff could come in handy one day", so now I'm saving it up. You know, just in case.
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Re: Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
If I get enough maybe one day I'll have enough for yarn so I can knit a beanie.
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Re: Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
If you run out of room in your bellybutton you can always store some high up in your asscrack, in your ear crevice (not the hole), or between your toes.
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01/31/2013 07:11 PM
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Re: Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
TSA has lint scanner too...lookout if you travel!
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01/31/2013 08:34 PM
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Re: Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
Right on! And if you mix it with earwax it burns like hell!
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01/31/2013 08:41 PM

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Re: Keep your bellybutton lint right where it is, in case of emergency it can be used as firestarter
Right on! And if you mix it with earwax it burns like hell!
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