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I'm bored, Lets make a story

 
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I'm bored, Lets make a story
Once apon a time...
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02/01/2013 10:39 AM
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Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ...
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02/01/2013 10:40 AM

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Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ...
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his wife being raped by a negro...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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02/01/2013 10:41 AM
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Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ...
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his wife being raped by a negro...
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with AIDS on his dick
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Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ...
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his wife being raped by a negro...
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with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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02/01/2013 10:44 AM
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Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ...
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his wife being raped by a negro...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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his wife being raped by a negro...
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with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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Nah, he busted into the bedroom with his shotgun...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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his wife being raped by a negro...
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with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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He was all out of kool aid and this angered the man. So he decided to...
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02/01/2013 10:47 AM

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with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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He was all out of kool aid and this angered the man. So he decided to...
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Watch a documentary on bees.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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with AIDS on his dick
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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He was all out of kool aid and this angered the man. So he decided to...
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Bust into the room with his shotgun and ...
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02/01/2013 10:49 AM
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... everyone died. The end.
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The man then decided to ...
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Check the fridge fo kool aid.
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He was all out of kool aid and this angered the man. So he decided to...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997


Bust into the room with his shotgun and ...
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02/01/2013 10:50 AM
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... everyone died. The end.
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I like that one it got out of hand from the start
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02/01/2013 10:52 AM
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A week later at the funeral, the man's brother and his wife were chatting while witnessing the burial ceremony
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02/01/2013 10:59 AM
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A week later at the funeral, the man's brother and his wife were chatting while witnessing the burial ceremony
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Just then a swarm of bees attacked the funeral goers.
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02/01/2013 10:59 AM
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... everyone died. The end.
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When...
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02/01/2013 11:02 AM
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A week later at the funeral, the man's brother and his wife were chatting while witnessing the burial ceremony
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Just then a swarm of bees attacked the funeral goers.
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Stinging one man on his bell end through his thin underpantless trousers.
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02/01/2013 11:08 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
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02/01/2013 11:11 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
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A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
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02/01/2013 11:14 AM

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Obama peed his pants...
"When government fears the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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...before whipping out his skeet gun...
"When government fears the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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02/01/2013 11:15 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
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A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
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..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
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02/01/2013 11:17 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
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A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997


..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
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Satan said "fuck that" and ...
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02/01/2013 11:18 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997


..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
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02/01/2013 11:21 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997


..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
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Who is Lump?
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02/01/2013 11:22 AM
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suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes;
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997


..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


Satan said "fuck that" and ...
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... said "free beer for everybody-lets party like its the end of the world"
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02/01/2013 11:24 AM
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A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
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..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
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Who is Lump?
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Anonymous Coward
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02/01/2013 11:25 AM
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A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ...
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..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586


Satan said "fuck that" and ...
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... said "free beer for everybody-lets party like its the end of the world"
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But it was light beer. So everyone booed Satan and installed a B actor as overlord.
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02/01/2013 11:25 AM
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But God had turned the beer to wine so the hillbilly's rebelled and yelled...
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02/01/2013 11:34 AM
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Funny how soon god, satan, rascisme, aliens, aids, obama and alcohol entered this (neverending?) story...tounge
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But God had turned the beer to wine so the hillbilly's rebelled and yelled...
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So without booze or wine the hillbillys were left too wonder the wastes for 40 days and 40 nights.