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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 02/01/2013 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll start it off Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997 Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ... his wife being raped by a negro... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25173224 Canada 02/01/2013 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll start it off Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997 Once apon a time there was a man whom awoke to a most terrifying sound. It was the sound of ... his wife being raped by a negro... with AIDS on his dick The man then decided to ... Check the fridge fo kool aid. |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 02/01/2013 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check the fridge fo kool aid. Nah, he busted into the bedroom with his shotgun... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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AgnosticDeity User ID: 24683394 United States 02/01/2013 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He was all out of kool aid and this angered the man. So he decided to... Watch a documentary on bees. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16766028 United Kingdom 02/01/2013 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stinging one man on his bell end through his thin underpantless trousers. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33442586 Germany 02/01/2013 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes; Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33347997 United States 02/01/2013 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes; Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Satan said "fuck that" and ... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25173224 Canada 02/01/2013 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes; Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33442586 Germany 02/01/2013 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes; Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Who is Lump? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33442586 Germany 02/01/2013 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suddenly just this moment the reds were attacking, the sky darkened because of the thousands of north korean and cuban airplanes; Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33442586 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Satan said "fuck that" and ... ... said "free beer for everybody-lets party like its the end of the world" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25173224 Canada 02/01/2013 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Who is Lump? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25173224 Canada 02/01/2013 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33347997 A thunderous clap came from the sky the aliens are coming the aliens are coming yelled obama. Just then ... ..the heavens parted and God looked down upon the crowd an thus spake God: "Ye, my children, it is time. I shall send my son among thee, to rule over thee for ever and ever. And so it begins" Satan said "fuck that" and ... ... said "free beer for everybody-lets party like its the end of the world" But it was light beer. So everyone booed Satan and installed a B actor as overlord. |
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