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After IRS Makes Income Tax Deposits, BOFA Goes Down

 
PhennommennonnModerator (OP)
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link or source on this.

you seem to be lying or something.
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eat a dick chucklefuck.

the systems down - for online east -, been down for over 6 hours to include mobile banking.
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02/01/2013 is Bank of America Online Banking Down? I can't log into my account?
It's Friday 02/01/2013 and I'm not able to log into my online banking with Bank of America. Every-time I try to log in - it just keep going back to enter my user-name. I want to know if anyone is having the same trouble? My cell phone so I can't call and can't get to Bank fo America online chat for support.

Lots of comments but this one is very interesting:
Yes I just checked and some branches are locked closed, and the one that was open said their computers are down nationwide and they are trying to fix such, without a time frame of when it would be back up. They insisted the ATMs were still working
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Bank of America, manager Royal Oak branch at 13 mile road in Royal Oak

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 Quoting: CowgirlK


my guy at BOA said people are fucking pissed. they got refunds today and cant access their accts.
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02/01/2013 04:19 PM

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nationwide outage my ass.

this is no coinky dink.
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02/01/2013 04:35 PM
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02/01/2013 04:36 PM

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Washington Post, "technical issues" - ETA forgot to log on before posting link.


"Bank has not commented on the extent of the outage or what triggered it"

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02/01/2013 04:44 PM

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B of A gettin' that float on all of those tax deposits. Fucking crooks!
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02/01/2013 04:47 PM
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I guess the good thing is that because the average American is so broke most of us don't have any money in the bank, LOL
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02/01/2013 04:53 PM
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nationwide outage my ass.

this is no coinky dink.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Fear not.
Regardless what happens to us peasants, the President has plenty of phat cash, and all of his friends will be just fine too.

:obamacash:
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Make it rain!

But seriously somebody is going to get fired over this. It will either be the person supposed to be watching Jon Corzine -OR- the person responsible for making sure Jack Lew does not get the *REAL* IRS football. same protocols as we had for timmah. Atleast Timmah could sign his own name.
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Quick status check:

Chase is up.
Capital One is up.
Citi is up.
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For now -- LOL -- but who knows what the future will bring...
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02/01/2013 04:55 PM

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They bought out the much smaller bank that we've been doing business with for many years. And it would be a pain in the neck to get my pay shifted from BofA to another.

When I retire (some day, some where, some when)we'll go with another local bank. Until then...bump
 Quoting: LindaE


what a poor excuse. amazing how people keep putting others in charge of their lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33322586


yeah, I agree. I know it would be a pain in the ass to change. But that is the rub isn't it. The bank is counting on everyone having the same do nothing attitude and so nothing will come of it. IF everyone who banks with BoA ho supports the second amendment pulled their accounts, IT WOULD MATTER
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02/01/2013 04:56 PM

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Totally relying on computers will be the down fall on America. Wait for it.
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02/01/2013 04:58 PM
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Uh oh spaghetti-o's.....


BofA Sell-Signal Triggered 2/1/2013
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Shut Americas computers down= shut America down.
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Shut Americas computers down= shut America down.
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It will happen.
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02/01/2013 05:23 PM
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They bought out the much smaller bank that we've been doing business with for many years. And it would be a pain in the neck to get my pay shifted from BofA to another.

When I retire (some day, some where, some when)we'll go with another local bank. Until then...bump
 Quoting: LindaE


what a poor excuse. amazing how people keep putting others in charge of their lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33322586


The banks here in New Zealand (most free country in the world!) have a service where they will transfer your account over to a new bank, all AP's, bill payee's etc done. Easy.
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02/01/2013 05:26 PM
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They bought out the much smaller bank that we've been doing business with for many years. And it would be a pain in the neck to get my pay shifted from BofA to another.

When I retire (some day, some where, some when)we'll go with another local bank. Until then...bump
 Quoting: LindaE


what a poor excuse. amazing how people keep putting others in charge of their lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33322586


The banks here in New Zealand (most free country in the world!) have a service where they will transfer your account over to a new bank, all AP's, bill payee's etc done. Easy.
 Quoting: exportgoldman


Yeah, because they are all state-controlled socialist banks.
It doesn't matter who has your money, kiwi. It's all the Queens.
You think your EFTPOS cards are gonna work during a crisis?
Ask people that lived through the CHCH quake.

NZ's banking system sucks.
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02/01/2013 05:31 PM
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They bought out the much smaller bank that we've been doing business with for many years. And it would be a pain in the neck to get my pay shifted from BofA to another.

When I retire (some day, some where, some when)we'll go with another local bank. Until then...bump
 Quoting: LindaE


HAHAHA What an excuse. Just admit you like others having control over you. Be a good little sheep. BAAAH BAAAAH.

Wake up folks.
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I was told
You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do?
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02/01/2013 05:33 PM
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Tax refunds? Less than 48hrs after the IRS started accepting returns?
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02/01/2013 05:35 PM

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link or source on this.

you seem to be lying or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29495491


eat a dick chucklefuck.

the systems down - for online east -, been down for over 6 hours to include mobile banking.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Chucklefuck!!!

Thanks Phenom!!! You made my day!!!
It is still a great day!
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They bought out the much smaller bank that we've been doing business with for many years. And it would be a pain in the neck to get my pay shifted from BofA to another.

When I retire (some day, some where, some when)we'll go with another local bank. Until then...bump
 Quoting: LindaE


what a poor poor poor poor excuse. amazing how people keep putting others in charge of their lives.
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Tax refunds? Less than 48hrs after the IRS started accepting returns?
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Yes. I filed early, return was accepted early, and my refund date is Monday.
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02/01/2013 05:44 PM
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nationwide outage my ass.

this is no coinky dink.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


GOOD, Serves you right.
What the hell are you doing banking with those
bastards for anyway?
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Tax refunds? Less than 48hrs after the IRS started accepting returns?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33417714


Yeah....I was thinking the same thing. I suppose some people can pay a huge fee and get a rapid return.

I pay my local tax accountant $150.00, she files my taxes and if I get a return then if is usually in about 30 days.

I might get some change this years. A jingle in my pocket!
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bump
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Shut Americas computers down= shut America down.
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It will happen.
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That was my first thought. BofA goes down nationwide. They say it was hacked/cyber attack..some excuse for DHS to take over the internet to prevent further banking doom.

Soon we will all be standing in line at a newly created DHS-DOI (Department of Internet) office to get our government issued internet ID.
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Tax refunds? Less than 48hrs after the IRS started accepting returns?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33417714


my accountant said they had a dissenination that the irs wasnt going to refund til on/about feb 15 regardless - and irs wouldnt accept early filers. jan 30th is earliest to file/accept.

but today ppl we're getting refunds. they got txt alerts on their phone (i didnt)

i was in the middle of a large transction the merchant couldnt process my card - but then it went thru. i went to login via mobile banking and it was down. tried to login via my ipad - nope. kept going back to main screen. if i did get in - it would only show a balance. nothing else. been like this all day.

i drove to my boa location and thats when i was told all of their systems were down. even at the tellers.
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nationwide outage my ass.

this is no coinky dink.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


GOOD, Serves you right.
What the hell are you doing banking with those
bastards for anyway?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33446095


yeah enjoy the schaedenfreude jethro. betcha you come from a family where gravys considered a beverage. ugh...i can just hear you getting fatter.
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The universe responds NOT to what you want.....it responds to what you are being.......are you being what you want?
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the karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve
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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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I don't have online banking.
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