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I am david's cat, ask me a question

 
david's cat
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I am david's cat, ask me a question
as i am a cat, i have superior intellect, and finely honed hunting skills,

try not to make jokes or use sarcasm- we cats are not known for our sense of humor

so don't lets waste time, ask away
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

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02/01/2013 12:49 PM

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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
meow meow meow meow meow?
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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02/01/2013 12:50 PM

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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
tummy rubs or chin scratches?
** To boldly go **
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02/01/2013 12:51 PM
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davi's cat (OP)
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02/01/2013 12:54 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
meow meow meow meow meow?
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


try staring at them harder, they'll give you more treats to get you to stop.
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02/01/2013 12:56 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
tummy rubs or chin scratches?
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chin scratches of course, tummy rubs are for the burgeouszy
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
do you lick your own balls?
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02/01/2013 01:00 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
To meow or not to meow? .... THAT is the question....
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
do you lick your own balls?
 Quoting: Sunyata


any chance i get.
can you?
Sunyata

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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
do you lick your own balls?
 Quoting: Sunyata


any chance i get.
can you?
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Not as gifted.
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02/01/2013 01:03 PM
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To meow or not to meow? .... THAT is the question....
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the quality of meowcy is not strained
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

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02/01/2013 01:09 PM

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:contm:
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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02/01/2013 01:10 PM

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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
Do you suffer any regrets after a wild night overindulging on catnip, or are you evolved enough to forgo external substances to reach bliss (will tuna and mice suffice?).
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02/01/2013 01:10 PM

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Do you have toxoplasmosis? If so what is your favourite method of dispersal.
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
do you lick your own balls?
 Quoting: Sunyata


any chance i get.
can you?
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Not as gifted.
 Quoting: Sunyata



chuckle


David's cat, don't you have a name of your own? Didn't David give you some clever kitty name like Tabitha?

What is your name? Do you like it? If not, what name would you choose for yourself?
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:contm:
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny



looks like my sister, is that you Dolly?
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Do you suffer any regrets after a wild night overindulging on catnip, or are you evolved enough to forgo external substances to reach bliss (will tuna and mice suffice?).
 Quoting: BxMac



i strive to strike a balance between the ethereal and the so called"creature" comforts.

thank you for your question.
CeeLite

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02/01/2013 01:23 PM

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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
What is your favorite food that David feeds you?
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
Do you have toxoplasmosis? If so what is your favourite method of dispersal.
 Quoting: Requiem



i spend hours every day working on the zen art of cuteness

no human is immune to my charisma
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02/01/2013 01:32 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
do you lick your own balls?
 Quoting: Sunyata


any chance i get.
can you?
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407


Not as gifted.
 Quoting: Sunyata



chuckle


David's cat, don't you have a name of your own? Didn't David give you some clever kitty name like Tabitha?

What is your name? Do you like it? If not, what name would you choose for yourself?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy



since it's you,
iwill divulge my full name.

i am called Abu Jiji the great, sultan and undisputed potentate of the khanate of Fatacatastan
Sunyata

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Do you suffer any regrets after a wild night overindulging on catnip, or are you evolved enough to forgo external substances to reach bliss (will tuna and mice suffice?).
 Quoting: BxMac



i strive to strike a balance between the ethereal and the so called"creature" comforts.

thank you for your question.
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407


wise cat
denzel

do you like boxes?
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02/01/2013 01:36 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
why do you have the sudden compulsion to ink your claws into davids bollox with no prior motive?
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02/01/2013 01:41 PM
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What is your favorite food that David feeds you?
 Quoting: CeeLite


let's just put it this way,

david and his wife know better than to return from the supermarket without a parcel of fresh chipped, smoked, deli, turkey breast.the 6.99 @ lb. quality, not the cheap prepackaged stuff.

woe betide the, if i hear them coming home, trying to skulk by, as i do the turkey trot by my dish
Zombietard

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02/01/2013 01:50 PM
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
Hi kitten!! hf
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
Do you suffer any regrets after a wild night overindulging on catnip, or are you evolved enough to forgo external substances to reach bliss (will tuna and mice suffice?).
 Quoting: BxMac



i strive to strike a balance between the ethereal and the so called"creature" comforts.

thank you for your question.
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407


wise cat
:denzel:

do you like boxes?
 Quoting: Sunyata


why yes, there are a number of empty boxes strewn about the house for my pleasure. the shoe boxes have become an issue however. david says i'm too large for them as my sides bulge over the gunwales. still, one must try to be optimistic
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Hi kitten!! hf
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purr prrrrrr prrrrr
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any chance i get.
can you?
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407


Not as gifted.
 Quoting: Sunyata



chuckle


David's cat, don't you have a name of your own? Didn't David give you some clever kitty name like Tabitha?

What is your name? Do you like it? If not, what name would you choose for yourself?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy



since it's you,
iwill divulge my full name.

i am called Abu Jiji the great, sultan and undisputed potentate of the khanate of Fatacatastan
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407



WOW! That's quite the name and title, Abu Jiji!

Lol, and I thought naming one of my kitties Patrick Damien O'Brian the Third was pushing the kitty naming envelope.


And, really, Abu Jiji, thanks for putting a smile on my face today. It was sorely needed.


hf
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02/01/2013 01:59 PM

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Can you tell my cats to stop barfing on the floor?
"When government fears the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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Not as gifted.
 Quoting: Sunyata



chuckle


David's cat, don't you have a name of your own? Didn't David give you some clever kitty name like Tabitha?

What is your name? Do you like it? If not, what name would you choose for yourself?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy



since it's you,
iwill divulge my full name.

i am called Abu Jiji the great, sultan and undisputed potentate of the khanate of Fatacatastan
 Quoting: david's cat 16910407



WOW! That's quite the name and title, Abu Jiji!

Lol, and I thought naming one of my kitties Patrick Damien O'Brian the Third was pushing the kitty naming envelope.


And, really, Abu Jiji, thanks for putting a smile on my face today. It was sorely needed.


hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


lol, my brother named his cat
Lawrence of Arabia the 3rd
so cute :)

Last Edited by Ellusion on 02/01/2013 02:08 PM
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are you siamese?
:)
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Re: I am david's cat, ask me a question
my apologies humans, i found the need to make one of those fast get aways that seem to disturb david's wife.

then there were fresh treats in my bowl, topped off with a nice cat nap.

i'm back now ready to field your questions.

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