I am david's cat, ask me a question

meow meow meow meow meow?

tummy rubs or chin scratches?

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try staring at them harder, they'll give you more treats to get you to stop.

chin scratches of course, tummy rubs are for the burgeouszy

do you lick your own balls?

To meow or not to meow? .... THAT is the question....

any chance i get.
can you?

Not as gifted.

the quality of meowcy is not strained

:contm:

Do you suffer any regrets after a wild night overindulging on catnip, or are you evolved enough to forgo external substances to reach bliss (will tuna and mice suffice?).

Do you have toxoplasmosis? If so what is your favourite method of dispersal.

David's cat, don't you have a name of your own? Didn't David give you some clever kitty name like Tabitha?

What is your name? Do you like it? If not, what name would you choose for yourself?

looks like my sister, is that you Dolly?

i strive to strike a balance between the ethereal and the so called"creature" comforts.

thank you for your question.

What is your favorite food that David feeds you?

i spend hours every day working on the zen art of cuteness

no human is immune to my charisma

since it's you,
iwill divulge my full name.

i am called Abu Jiji the great, sultan and undisputed potentate of the khanate of Fatacatastan

wise cat


do you like boxes?

why do you have the sudden compulsion to ink your claws into davids bollox with no prior motive?

let's just put it this way,

david and his wife know better than to return from the supermarket without a parcel of fresh chipped, smoked, deli, turkey breast.the 6.99 @ lb. quality, not the cheap prepackaged stuff.

woe betide the, if i hear them coming home, trying to skulk by, as i do the turkey trot by my dish

Hi kitten!!

why yes, there are a number of empty boxes strewn about the house for my pleasure. the shoe boxes have become an issue however. david says i'm too large for them as my sides bulge over the gunwales. still, one must try to be optimistic

purr prrrrrr prrrrr

WOW! That's quite the name and title, Abu Jiji!

Lol, and I thought naming one of my kitties Patrick Damien O'Brian the Third was pushing the kitty naming envelope.


And, really, Abu Jiji, thanks for putting a smile on my face today. It was sorely needed.

Can you tell my cats to stop barfing on the floor?

lol, my brother named his cat
Lawrence of Arabia the 3rd
so cute :)

Last Edited by Ellusion on 02/01/2013 02:08 PM

are you siamese?
:)

my apologies humans, i found the need to make one of those fast get aways that seem to disturb david's wife.

then there were fresh treats in my bowl, topped off with a nice cat nap.

i'm back now ready to field your questions.