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BREAKING NEWS: Horse DNA Found in Burger King Whoppers

 
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Horse DNA Found in Burger King Whoppers
 Quoting: futuretoday


Burger King unveils that horse DNA was just the start of a New, FULL BLOWN PR STUNT for the latest entry in the American Plains Series of "designer" burgers, The Bareback Burger, that features a blend of the burger you know and love with choice sections of ALL-AMERICAN Wild Stallion, topped off in our new baked bean sauce and American Cheese.

Not to be one to be accused of putting the cart before the horse, McDs is featuring a new sandwich they say their customers have been nagging for, the MrMcEd sandwich, and a new tag line "Horse? Why of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32446513


LOL, the BareBack Burger, Ron Jeremy approved, cumming to a burger near you.
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Won't be long until the human DNA is discovered too....
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Won't be long until the human DNA is discovered too....
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Won't be long until the human DNA is discovered too....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21704313


Lol thats what i was thinking, some of yall here that complain that you wanted mayo instead of mustard or my burger is cold to one of those punk kid bk worker, probably got some human dna in yalls burger too
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your point...? Horse meat,Cow meat,Human meat,its all the same
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How the fuck did they know the dna was of a hooker?

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i suddenly crave a whopper scratching
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So does SJP!

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COOL! It should help me run faster.............LOL
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That's not all that's in there from a horse!
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Should be entertaining to watch B.K. try and respond & spin this story.

How long before the other a fast-food chains start advertising 'horse-free meat'?

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Horses are typically fed the best hay. first cutting. They are exercised and groomed. This makes them expensive luxuries. I don't care where you live in the USA, people are giving horses away for free provided you can provide for them, as with hard times many people can't anymore.

The Beef herd is at the lowest level in 61 years. and this drought is just getting started. Expect the USA to legalize it, instead of giving it to the euroes.

Drought Drives Down Cattle Count

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I guess I don't see anything wrong with this, but it would be nice if they would actually tell you it was horse.

What's the difference? Cows look ugly, too, but they taste good. I doubt any of you would know what horse tastes like to be able to say it is gross.

This is what happens when people can't afford to feed their animals, they go to slaughter. Then, somebody has to eat them, otherwise it is a waste of that life. Would you rather have the horse slowly starve to death and then rot?
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if you had a choice what would you do eat a horse ,or get eat by a coyote and shit off a bluff,,i know what i would do WILLLLBURRRR!!!!!!!
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Horse DNA Found in Burger King Whoppers
 Quoting: futuretoday


Hey...why not? How many other animals do we consume? I don't mean in the US or Western Europe...I mean GLOBALLY.
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf


Because its practically cannibalism. Humanity evolved alongside dogs and horses. We would not be what we are without them. We've grown up together. People who know dogs and horses know they are people too. Not human people, but people. We don't eat people.
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i suddenly crave a whopper scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32823217


Then after you eat the whopper you'll be craving oats and grains . And craving the scent of a horses ass. kissup
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WE DONT EAT PEOPLE ??? U MEAN YOU DONT EAT PUSSY
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i only eat the abderdeen angus burgers from burger king but have these been tampered with,because id go nuts to think the £8.50 i pay for a meal turned out too be cheap shit.

i think id have too take a trip too see mr burger king and give him a swift kick to the balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33472975


What kind of an effing retard pays $10+ for a BK Burger?

ANSWER: A British one!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13166822


Sheeet, its expensive as hell here too, i just had a Wendys single patty baconator meal small sized and with tax it came to $8.68 ! gaah
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I was about to say no wonder Burger King is getting rid of their whoppers buy one get one free. But this is in the UK. They're screwing you guys, $10 for a burger made of horse.
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You guys realize a horse is just another animal, right. One I would prefer not to eat, but its not going to hurt you or anything. Eating fast food will though, no matter what kinda meats in it
 Quoting: BossBitch


That's really not the point.
You're right, if someone desired horse meat, they should be allowed to eat horse meat!
The problem is people were paying money, and expecting beef in return. BK didn't actually admit they were using horse until they were forced to.
It's a bigger deal than your dietary choice.
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So what? Horse meat isn't poisonous. It's the chemicals in pork that'll kill you
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horse dna = horse semen

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When I was a kid my cousin Trevor told me they use horse.. I didn't believe him.
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So if I eat a Whomper, will I be hung like a horse?
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So if I eat a Whomper, will I be hung like a horse?
 Quoting: Hardwired


Gives a whole new meaning to the word horsemeat!

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