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'Pork found' in Halal prison food

 
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

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Halal or not halal my ass, give them the leftovers of Tesco. They are in jail.
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>>> Thread: Companies in China are simply mislabeling food as 'halal' so that Muslims eat it

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boo hoo... so what, will the prisoners who eat the food with pork in it turn into pumpkins or something?
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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canadian pork...hmmmmm
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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Exactly.

On a different note: Why do they get meat at all? There was a study indicating that prisoners became more peaceful with a vegetarian diet.
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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Human and boar dna mixed. The gods used to eat humans and had to find a replacement because humans protested this tradition. :)
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


Exactly.

On a different note: Why do they get meat at all? There was a study indicating that prisoners became more peaceful with a vegetarian diet.
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really?? Im sure 6 foot 4 Tyrone in cell block D would love to read over that study
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

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Pork is pretty disgusting. Nobody should be eating it. Unless you want parasites...
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Pork is pretty disgusting. Nobody should be eating it. Unless you want parasites...
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Pork is pretty disgusting. Nobody should be eating it. Unless you want parasites...
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Haters gonna hate.

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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
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life is not worth living without bacon.

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Fuck, they get pork, and we get horsemeat???

wtf
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Allah Akbar!
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If touching pork gets you an eternity in hell then we're all going. Westerners wash their hands before dinner not after. If I had pork chops for dinner then pork is on every doorhandle I touch. It's on the money I paid the bill with. It's on every hand I shake for the rst of the evening.

There is no muslim in any Western country that isn't already going directly to hell. They might as well just fry up a big mess of bacon and enjoy it.
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Allah Akbar!
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i wonder if there "love-goats" will be upset? scratching
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce


I think it was more like some one guessed right while high or dudes from space said eat all you want from Allah's snack bar but leave piggy wiggy alone
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I would like to see a bacon bit warhead of massive proportions exploded over the Middle East, filling the atmosphere with porcine vapor for decades to come.
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Pork is the new lamb
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Allah Akbar!
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i wonder if there "love-goats" will be upset? scratching
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Devastated. Goat counselors on site no doubt.
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If touching pork gets you an eternity in hell then we're all going. Westerners wash their hands before dinner not after. If I had pork chops for dinner then pork is on every doorhandle I touch. It's on the money I paid the bill with. It's on every hand I shake for the rst of the evening.

There is no muslim in any Western country that isn't already going directly to hell. They might as well just fry up a big mess of bacon and enjoy it.
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now you've done it, lolol

Last Edited by davvi on 02/01/2013 05:28 PM
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Allah Akbar!
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i wonder if there "love-goats" will be upset? scratching
 Quoting: davvi


Devastated. Goat counselors on site no doubt.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


i always wanted to be a goat counselor, but i couldn't afford the school.

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Why do they get meat at all?
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We use them for labor.
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce


it is all tied in with alien genetics.

religion = alien

not eating pork = religious bullshit

thats the short form of it.

but summary is religion is a incarnational experience limiter

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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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whats the penalty in Muslim terms if u didn't know u served prisoners pork?
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The whole pork thing was when uncle mo was having sex with one of his cousins pet pigs. He thought that it felt, looked and smelled like his 12 year old wife and said: 'no more pork on the menu lads'

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