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'Pork found' in Halal prison food

 
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Allah Akbar!
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i wonder if there "love-goats" will be upset? scratching
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Devastated. Goat counselors on site no doubt.
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i always wanted to be a goat counselor, but i couldn't afford the school.

:rotgoat:
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I hear ya. I am sure the goat will eventually find happiness with another Muzzie I pray. Allauh Akbar!
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What more would you expect from Melchizedek and the Great Trickster, Mephisto?
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
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to many eaten mountain oysters
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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Shhhhh...don't tell them. You'll disappoint their new love for the tasty pies and pastries.
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


so how the fuck did Mohamed know that? Was he a DNA expert?wtf
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pig goes off quick,then kills you......
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Wtf..why do we laugh at other religions? Not cool man
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No person of any religion, in jail or not, have a choice of starving or living against their religious beliefs. This is a terrible wrong.
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce


Shit humans dna has been modified. So yea "someone" knew about dna since before man ever even existed on earth.

Middle ages? lulz how narrow. Try pre Sumeria.
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life is not worth living without bacon.

hf
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Bacon is our friend.
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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Why are we feeding Muslims special diets that cater to their made-up fantasies?

Must we supply them with special insecticide for the invisible bugs under their skin too?
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jews get special diets that are very similar to muslim diets. Do u question that too?
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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Eat pork fuckers!
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if your 2/3 weeks hungry you eat anything that moves regardless your faith. END OF STORY.
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oh dear, what a pity, never mind!

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Wtf..why do we laugh at other religions? Not cool man
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i laugh at ALL religions

i'm an equal opportunities piss taker
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No person of any religion, in jail or not, have a choice of starving or living against their religious beliefs. This is a terrible wrong.
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What if a religion strictly prohibits its members from being jailed? Then what would you do...just let their criminals go free?
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lool 1 more thing,if muslims going to war whit a western land,,, what are they gona eat???? its pork in everything lool. and even if it isnt, can they belive that,can they take the chance to put something in there mouth when they dont no whats written on the tx beens. lool
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if your 2/3 weeks hungry you eat anything that moves regardless your faith. END OF STORY.
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I am sure it was pointed out or I read it but a stone thrower is allowed to eat banned food if unknowingnly eating it or its the last thing on the menu in a poo type moment
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Allah Akbar!
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i wonder if there "love-goats" will be upset? scratching
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I think they get blow-up goats in prison
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Thats what Muzzies Need Is Pork
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
 Quoting: strikeforce


We did this in the army. We had few muzzies, so a guy switched canned meat labels, pork to beef. Man, you should see their faces when we told them it's Miss Piggy they are chewing on...
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Even if the muslims can eat, tex pork in trubble time its gona be a big problem for them to do so,.and thats a problem the enemy side dont have. and that put real muslims in 2 place from the start in tex wartime
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eat this

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Halal or not halal my ass, give them the leftovers of Tesco. They are in jail.
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Agree.

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mmm yummy
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In 1991, after the ground assault, our company 1st Sgt came around to all the tanks and said, "Eh, give me all your pork MREs." There were two at the time: ham and chicken loaf, and the dehydrated pork pattie.

"Hey Top, whatchya gonna do with all these MREs?"

"I'm going to feed them to those fuckin' POW bastards."

I heard that he was shouting to them with a big smile on his face as he tossed them MREs, "Here you go you motherfuckers. You're not going to heaven now! Nope, you're not going to heaven either. Eat up!"
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce



Middle ages? Probably not, but long before, they knew.
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Is it wrong I find this soooooo funny!5a

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