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SO i just spit on my wifes face
After 12 year'er living on the couch because the kids are in bed, 10 and 15 now(no this not rant on kids,mine are great actually).I finally blew my top. My dog shit right in front off my chair(this dog is well pottie trained)I stepped in it ..and wow the shit WAS ON..I tossed him outside and he started the crying act as I slammed the door
.ther boo hoo went on for 5 mns befor I grabbed the leash . tied him to a tree so he could not continue to scratch the door. Low and behold 30 secs later he was in the house via my wife..ie the title..

note:wife will fuck u over for a DOG!
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OK, tool box. Mr. tough guy beating on an animal... wow you're sooooo manly.... fuck nut...
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OK, tool box. Mr. tough guy beating on an animal... wow you're sooooo manly.... fuck nut...
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read what I said Twitt...where do I say beating dog you fk face
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OK, tool box. Mr. tough guy beating on an animal... wow you're sooooo manly.... fuck nut...
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oww cant reply to your own stupppppityiey?
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So did you actually spit on her or not?
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You seem full of anger,.. which is a bad thing..

maybe get some help?
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OK, tool box. Mr. tough guy beating on an animal... wow you're sooooo manly.... fuck nut...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33486116


oww cant reply to your own stupppppityiey?
 Quoting: Roppee


Are you serious?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
After 12 year'er living on the couch because the kids are in bed, 10 and 15 now(no this not rant on kids,mine are great actually).I finally blew my top. My dog shit right in front off my chair(this dog is well pottie trained)I stepped in it ..and wow the shit WAS ON..I tossed him outside and he started the crying act as I slammed the door
.ther boo hoo went on for 5 mns befor I grabbed the leash . tied him to a tree so he could not continue to scratch the door. Low and behold 30 secs later he was in the house via my wife..ie the title..

note:wife will fuck u over for a DOG!
 Quoting: Roppee


Solution - take a shit on the floor by the bed and then tie your wife to a tree after she steps in it then spit in the dog's face.
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My wife's face is code for "my boyfriends cock".
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Yea OP get some help and go tie yourself to the tree. You are a freaking nut. Shame on you for kicking the poor dog out. He probably let you know he needed to go outside and you were to lazy to get off of your fat ass and let him out. I see why you wife makes you sleep on the couch. Smart woman.
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Why did the well potty trained dog shit on your floor?
Did he ask to go out and nobody let him?
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Mate you are supposed to CUM on it not spit on it putin
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come on there got to be a better solution guys/gals

Yes I did spit on her...I dunno I did it as a last basidc whatever ..she wont listen (or she will ..but 1 end out the other)if I do anything else (which I think really she would never do)ill be thrown in prison.so I guess I saw "spitting as the only none legal action to take,it still makes me sad though.
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if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.

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OK, tool box. Mr. tough guy beating on an animal... wow you're sooooo manly.... fuck nut...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33486116


oww cant reply to your own stupppppityiey?
 Quoting: Roppee


Are you serious?
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if ya cant see sarc. when ya see it WOW..GL!:)
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if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


on her yes..
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Why did the well potty trained dog shit on your floor?
Did he ask to go out and nobody let him?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


I hate people who blame everything but themselves. OP, you need to stop drinking and calm the fuck down. Your wife lets your dog in and you throw a fit. Go apologize to her.
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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


on her yes..
 Quoting: Roppee


wow...

you just threatened to kill your wife online
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My wife's face is code for "my boyfriends cock".
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LMAO
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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


so you support suicide?
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if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


so you support suicide?
 Quoting: Roppee


What Dr Acula means is....

:necklace:
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if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


so you support suicide?
 Quoting: Roppee


What Dr Acula means is....

:necklace:
 Quoting: J&V


ohyeah

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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


so you support suicide?
 Quoting: Roppee


What Dr Acula means is....

:necklace:
 Quoting: J&V


take your avatar and do what it means..go f y self
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I see this in your future.

[link to elitedaily.com]
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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
Guys, OP has obviously got some serious mental issues, rage problems, advising him to commit suicide online is probably not a good idea.

To spit in the face of the mother of your children is indicative of a seriously fucked up person, my question is why exactly do you spend so much time on that couch?

I can only assume your wife does not wish to sleep in the same bed as you, why is that?
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Guys, OP has obviously got some serious mental issues, rage problems, advising him to commit suicide online is probably not a good idea.

To spit in the face of the mother of your children is indicative of a seriously fucked up person, my question is why exactly do you spend so much time on that couch?

I can only assume your wife does not wish to sleep in the same bed as you, why is that?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


I never mentioned suicide once

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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
if you actually spit on her face...

Give your wife 50 bucks... tell her to take the kids to a movie...

then take that leash... climb up in that tree... tie one end of leash around your neck... the other around a nice sturdy tree limb and jump out.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


so you support suicide?
 Quoting: Roppee


What Dr Acula means is....

:necklace:
 Quoting: J&V


take your avatar and do what it means..go f y self
 Quoting: Roppee


That didnt make any sense. Is the branch weight keeping you from composing sane thoughts?

Guys like you give other guys a bad name.
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Re: SO i just spit on my wifes face
Guys, OP has obviously got some serious mental issues, rage problems, advising him to commit suicide online is probably not a good idea.

To spit in the face of the mother of your children is indicative of a seriously fucked up person, my question is why exactly do you spend so much time on that couch?

I can only assume your wife does not wish to sleep in the same bed as you, why is that?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


because my wife lets my children sleep there..i have no bed..read the fking very 1st post...but..im not bringing my kids into this.is why I haven't brought it up since...hench this has turned into a hate post wtf!
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Hang in there brotha !!! Been there lol!!!
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Hang in there brotha !!! Been there lol!!!
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there 10 15..how long do I have to hang...I bought a king size bed 3 years ago..no luck:/





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