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BREAKING..IRAN unveiled Stealth looking Fighter Jet (100% Iranian) I AM SPEECHLESS

 
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Look at all the idiots bashing iran. I guess mainstream got to you on the whole "hate iran" thing. Good job Iran a great accomplishment from a Middle Eastern country who doesnt have bases all over or is aggresive to us like we are to them. All the sanctions aint doing shit, even the U.S army is still buying their oil!! LOL oh Americans pull yor head out of your ass and see that the only aggresive govt is yours. You guys undermine Iran sooo much when its nothing compared to other islamic countries who rely on the U.S. Iran has alot of tech and arent some sand monkey like the saudis who are basically cavemen living with modern technology. The koshe foundation has given iran some good tech.
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Its not denied one bit that China has already gotten a lead over us...

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bro I have sum bad newz
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China is a good exporter. But as for playing the sorts of geo-political games that Britain and its offspring play, nope.
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Has anyone seen this thing fly?? mmm...
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Sure.

Just close your eyes and imagine.
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Your avatar is gay.

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Israel will have loads of fun taking these things out.
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The actual plane may exist ... but the pictures OP has linked to show a MOCK-UP.

I'll wait for the youtube videos that shows it's test flight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25699776


Advanced Iranian fighter engine start-up? From 1:53 to 2:53 is where this baby comes alive.

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This plane may fly
However compared to the Stealth Planes of the US, Russia and China it's very small. It is simply not big enough to have a decent weapons payload and enough fuel to have a decent range.
Unless this plane is packed with technology that is cutting edge in a revolutionary way it is nothing more than a sheep in wolf's clothing
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You completely miss the point of this exercise.
 Quoting: Marxist


Let me explain. US technology is native derived, either locally developed or within the British Empire. Likewise the Russians.

The Chinese on the other hand have to depend on technology taken from one or other of the former two and none of what they produce rises spontaneously within a particular dynamic....which does not deny their work ethic incidentally.

If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
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Look at all the idiots bashing iran. I guess mainstream got to you on the whole "hate iran" thing. Good job Iran a great accomplishment from a Middle Eastern country who doesnt have bases all over or is aggresive to us like we are to them. All the sanctions aint doing shit, even the U.S army is still buying their oil!! LOL oh Americans pull yor head out of your ass and see that the only aggresive govt is yours. You guys undermine Iran sooo much when its nothing compared to other islamic countries who rely on the U.S. Iran has alot of tech and arent some sand monkey like the saudis who are basically cavemen living with modern technology. The koshe foundation has given iran some good tech.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17401573


Some Canadatard told saddam the same thing once.

Except, Israel will bitch slap them this time.

Spank !
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If a plane of this design attempted to make a positive high G maneuver, the air intakes would be in low pressure due to their location, the engine would lose compression and stall out.

Not only is this not a flying version, there wont be one like it without a lot of extensive modifications.

This shows me that Iran doesnt even have the technical know-how to construct a basic fighter jet of their own design, much less an advanced fighter jet.

Again, this is a juvenile attempt.
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


It's Jet Fighter,
not Fighter Jet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33509091

1rof1 not in Iran's case 1rof1
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This plane may fly
However compared to the Stealth Planes of the US, Russia and China it's very small. It is simply not big enough to have a decent weapons payload and enough fuel to have a decent range.
Unless this plane is packed with technology that is cutting edge in a revolutionary way it is nothing more than a sheep in wolf's clothing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29802348


You completely miss the point of this exercise.
 Quoting: Marxist


Let me explain. US technology is native derived, either locally developed or within the British Empire. Likewise the Russians.

The Chinese on the other hand have to depend on technology taken from one or other of the former two and none of what they produce rises spontaneously within a particular dynamic....which does not deny their work ethic incidentally.

If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist


Which incidentally could be a good thing as muslims move to grasp modernity. So these developments may be a positive development for all of us. The bigger risk is Saudi Arabia which is basically ruled by stupids who prosper on spreading their particular brand of stupid.

So, who knows. So to all those Americans who feel threatened. It might pay to suspend judgement and see whether this liberates the muslim world from the sort of crass stupidity that is basically holding back all of us.

A lot of the world's conflict is driven by fear of stupids and incompetents but a good dose of greed thrown in. But the former two are big drivers and probably drive the last one. In contrast China which has come onstream quite smoothly in capitalism has shown a capacity to embrace modernity, yet China went through a particularly aggressive phase getting there. Today, China is a mainstay in the markets.
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If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist



I think you missed that fact that this is a cheap model, not a real aircraft

No effective canopy mating possibilities/ no seal
Canopy appears to be thick plexiglass
Poor visibility through cheap canopy
No effective structure inside the cockpit walls
Fiberglass construction evident inside cockpit, and low-quality at that
No ejection seat
Seat way to flimsy
Too small inlets
No nozzle on the back
No seams
No access panels
No external sensors
Multiple issues that preclude stealth

and many more


This isnt even a mediocre mockup
 Quoting: Holden 32744103





LOL, the cheap airspeed indicator -
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
(upper left w green/yellow/red)
shows a never exceed speed of the of about 260 knots. Slower than fighter aircraft during WW2.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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 Quoting: IMAX


Could not afford a cover for the dashbord or clear glass for
the canopy.

If I hit it with a bat will candy fall out?
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Look at all the idiots bashing iran. I guess mainstream got to you on the whole "hate iran" thing. Good job Iran a great accomplishment from a Middle Eastern country who doesnt have bases all over or is aggresive to us like we are to them. All the sanctions aint doing shit, even the U.S army is still buying their oil!! LOL oh Americans pull yor head out of your ass and see that the only aggresive govt is yours. You guys undermine Iran sooo much when its nothing compared to other islamic countries who rely on the U.S. Iran has alot of tech and arent some sand monkey like the saudis who are basically cavemen living with modern technology. The koshe foundation has given iran some good tech.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17401573


now now. How many Arabs have you actually met? The men are really sweet, and nurturing, and the women are patient; all consuming of you, and reallyreally, hard workers:
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I know one thing that you are very funky and scared. And you was always funky in history.

Don't worry, the fucking Iran can't conquer all of europe and America via only one aircraft!

Here is a say; " If a dog barks, it don't bite you. You shoul scare to dog who don't bark"
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Looks lie a life size RC Jet nailed down onto a Hovercraft board lol

More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
weirdo
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Well whodathunkit...

Ahmadinejad said on Iranian TV that it has had several thousand hours flight tests.

Only vid shown was that same short low quality vid of an RC aircraft!

LOL!

Who knew he was a liar, and a bad one at that?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2962426


That video shows an electric ducted fan radio controlled model... built in China and purchased for about $200 including radio.
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More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
weirdo
 Quoting: IMAX


Serious stuff, right there! (they probably have nuclear ready for this thing too) No wonder why they were able to bring down and take full control of two different, latest American stealth drones and land them safely because they have worked out the stealth technology.

Now you're truly fucked, you con't defeat people who have AK47, to take on your entire military complex.

Listen to your wise men; michael scheuer, before ass is completely kaput.

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More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
weirdo
 Quoting: IMAX


Serious stuff, right there! (they probably have nuclear ready for this thing too) No wonder why they were able to bring down and take full control of two different, latest American stealth drones and land them safely because they have worked out the stealth technology.

Now you're truly fucked, you con't defeat people who have AK47, to take on your entire military complex.

Listen to your wise men; michael scheuer, before ass is completely kaput.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33527740


jihad2
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
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 Quoting: IMAX


muzzie idiocy is strong tonite.
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 Quoting: IMAX


muzzie idiocy is strong tonite.
www.allasnackbarlikeproductions.com must be down.

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More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
weirdo
 Quoting: IMAX


Serious stuff, right there! (they probably have nuclear ready for this thing too) No wonder why they were able to bring down and take full control of two different, latest American stealth drones and land them safely because they have worked out the stealth technology.

Now you're truly fucked, you con't defeat people who have AK47, to take on your entire military complex.

Listen to your wise men; michael scheuer, before ass is completely kaput.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33527740


jihad2
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33527740


county & country
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[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
Original 3D thrust vector control!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32508688


its a good thing someone put on the tag "to remove before flight"!?
HELPTARD
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yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33527740


Yeah we know... we got a affirmative action, negroid, commief*ckwit, muzzief*ckwit, president, and he's bud's with 'em both.

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[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
Original 3D thrust vector control!
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its a good thing someone put on the tag "to remove before flight"!?
 Quoting: slavenation

Shades of -

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There is a HUGE difference between a picture of a mock-up sitting in a hanger to a plane that can actually fly.

Even the Russian and Chinese stealth planes, which both look like modified f-22s have at least flown, yet are many years from being operational.

I seriously doubt that this is even remotely ready for use in anything.
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[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
Original 3D thrust vector control!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32508688


its a good thing someone put on the tag "to remove before flight"!?
 Quoting: slavenation


In English none the less.

chuckle
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

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Im not exactly sure what the Iranians hoped to accomplish by this stupidity.

Is this one of those, 'appear weak when you are strong' things, you know from the Art of War?

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
- Sun Tzu


cause this makes em look really weak
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Im not exactly sure what the Iranians hoped to accomplish by this stupidity.

Is this one of those, 'appear weak when you are strong' things, you know from the Art of War?

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
- Sun Tzu


cause this makes em look really weak
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


Business is done in English,people. This jet was built by a company for Iran. There are only a handful of companies in the world that can do this. Think about it.

However, I can see right now that this bird, IF REAL, does not have the capability of an F-22, F-35, or even the French's Dassault Rafale.

Israel, having some of the best trained pilots in the world, will take these out in a dogfight with their old F-16s.

God is in control!
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If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist



I think you missed that fact that this is a cheap model, not a real aircraft

No effective canopy mating possibilities/ no seal
Canopy appears to be thick plexiglass
Poor visibility through cheap canopy
No effective structure inside the cockpit walls
Fiberglass construction evident inside cockpit, and low-quality at that
No ejection seat
Seat way to flimsy
Too small inlets
No nozzle on the back
No seams
No access panels
No external sensors
Multiple issues that preclude stealth

and many more


This isnt even a mediocre mockup
 Quoting: Holden 32744103





LOL, the cheap airspeed indicator -
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
(upper left w green/yellow/red)
shows a never exceed speed of the of about 260 knots. Slower than fighter aircraft during WW2.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


add to that:
Seat not large enough to accomodate a pilot, looks ~3/4 scale
Exhaust area painted with same paint as rest of body


[link to theaviationist.com]
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Business is done in English,people. This jet was built by a company for Iran. There are only a handful of companies in the world that can do this. Think about it.

However, I can see right now that this bird, IF REAL, does not have the capability of an F-22, F-35, or even the French's Dassault Rafale.

Israel, having some of the best trained pilots in the world, will take these out in a dogfight with their old F-16s.

God is in control!
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