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BREAKING..IRAN unveiled Stealth looking Fighter Jet (100% Iranian) I AM SPEECHLESS

 
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Models =/= anything

Actually putting it to use it what matters, and Iran is far from being able to put it to use.
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I was right about the vid of it flying was a small remote control aircaft...

A snapshot of Iranian TV Channel 1, says the flying plane is a smaller model of it, not the real one.
"پرواز آزمايشي نمونه کوچک" (written under the snapshot) means : Flight test of smaller prototype.

[link to www.militaryphotos.net]


... so that confirms they dubbed some fake sound onto that vid as well.

They got caught and now theyre tryna fix it. Are Iranians really this much like little children?

children in grown men's bodies:
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Now I understand why the Israelis dont want these fuckups getting nuclear weapons.
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like the US photoshopping iraqi troops
on the borders of saudiarabia
which led to an illegal war with millions of casualties
the list of US lies are endless
99% of the internet are US lies


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They made a 70s tech helicopter copying the Soviets. That was 100% Iranian made. This is either a toy, Photoshop or Chinese technology being presented as Iranians.

Iranians are a bunch of bull shitters. Remember when they were caught Photoshopping their military and missiles.
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More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

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boring
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What is stopping that one piece fiberglass cockpit cover from flying off during take off?

The only thing holding it is a hinge and hydrolic lift at the back, when it closes, what is holding it sealed tight?

This this is a bunch of bullshit.
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The problem with Brainwashed Americans is you underestimate Iran and that is sad. You'll find out;)peace
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Even more of a reason to take them out where they stand.abomb
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02/02/2013 08:56 PM
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This demonstrates the current level of Iranian home-growth tech

[link to news.blogs.cnn.com]
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Its going to flown by their space monkey. LOL Muzzies are such liars. They will say anything to try to keep face. Even the ones in canada.
 Quoting: JackalMan


"Even the ones in canada."

Especially those.

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The wheels can take off...but land I'm not sure.
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It looks fucking retarded to me. Not that looks really matter, but my guess is it works just as shitty as it looks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


well it doesn't really matter. it's just your opinion.
 Quoting: IMAX


Right back at ya tardo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Ditto
 Quoting: IMAX


If you knew anything about aircraft design or engineering, you wouldnt be so proud. It's only a model and a poorly made one. It cant work as promised.
It would at best be no more than a one way subsonic drone, piloted by suicide pilots. It isnt designed to land.
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Im not exactly sure what the Iranians hoped to accomplish by this stupidity.

Is this one of those, 'appear weak when you are strong' things, you know from the Art of War?

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
- Sun Tzu


cause this makes em look really weak
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But the mullas swiss bank accounts are now full.
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yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
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Yeah we know... we got a affirmative action, negroid, commief*ckwit, muzzief*ckwit, president, and he's bud's with 'em both.
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He's a fucking coward. I miss W.
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they really surprised me, it looks so modern and so stealthy
 Quoting: IMAX


It"s obviously because of reverse engineering fallen aircraft such as the former secret UAV.
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Right back at ya tardo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Ditto
 Quoting: IMAX


If you knew anything about aircraft design or engineering, you wouldnt be so proud. It's only a model and a poorly made one. It cant work as promised.
It would at best be no more than a one way subsonic drone, piloted by suicide pilots. It isnt designed to land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


any of the airplanes being built today are not the least
bit aerodynamically capable of "flying". the only reason
why they fly, and fly so magnificently, is because of the
computer controls on all of the engines that are constantly
keeping the attitude of the aeroplane stable.
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


Did you catch that last sentance?
IT ISNT DESIGNED TO LAND, the design has an unacceptably high stall speed, too fast to land and expect to survive the event. That tends to waste pilots, you know, the ones that have to learn how to fly it for a year or two...
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the B-2 Bomber would definitely not be able to fly on its own
without computer stabilization.
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Do get back to me once youve flown military jet aircraft
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the B-2 Bomber would definitely not be able to fly on its own
without computer stabilization.
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


Do get back to me once youve flown military jet aircraft
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


"The B-2's fly-by-wire computers overcome the flying wing's inherent poor stability by continuously and automatically making split-second control adjustments, independent of the pilot.

Read more: Bombers: Northrop B-2 [link to www.infoplease.com]
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Is that heap even airworthy? Just looking at the cockpit says it all, this thing is a mockup and will probably destroy itself (and it's pilot) on it's maiden flight.

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Ho Ho Ho and it is not even April the 1st.
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I think its safe to say that this one is no threat to us. Its not even big enough to carry weapons!
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I think its safe to say that this one is no threat to us. Its not even big enough to carry weapons!
 Quoting: ModelerX


Strong user name to thread topic correlation
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If you knew anything about aircraft design or engineering, you wouldnt be so proud. It's only a model and a poorly made one. It cant work as promised.
It would at best be no more than a one way subsonic drone, piloted by suicide pilots. It isnt designed to land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


any of the airplanes being built today are not the least
bit aerodynamically capable of "flying". the only reason
why they fly, and fly so magnificently, is because of the
computer controls on all of the engines that are constantly
keeping the attitude of the aeroplane stable.
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


Did you catch that last sentance?
IT ISNT DESIGNED TO LAND, the design has an unacceptably high stall speed, too fast to land and expect to survive the event. That tends to waste pilots, you know, the ones that have to learn how to fly it for a year or two...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


computer stabilization systems can make ANYTHING fly.
(even a square block the size of a house)
 Quoting: Suzy Creamcheese


Reading comprehension isnt your 'bag', man?
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I think its safe to say that this one is no threat to us. Its not even big enough to carry weapons!
 Quoting: ModelerX


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More features:

-This aircraft has been made by heavily modifying another aircraft
-small RCS
-Advanced materials
-Stealth features
-Uses domestic weapons and weapons systems
Advanced avionics
-Easy and rapid maintanance

Oh Iran...you never cease to surprise me

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
weirdo
 Quoting: IMAX


they did a secret mission to the moon to grab a bit of advanced tech to back engineer - stealths old school anyway - harmonic resonance vehicles are all the fashion now a days :o]
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If a plane of this design attempted to make a positive high G maneuver, the air intakes would be in low pressure due to their location, the engine would lose compression and stall out.

Not only is this not a flying version, there wont be one like it without a lot of extensive modifications.

This shows me that Iran doesnt even have the technical know-how to construct a basic fighter jet of their own design, much less an advanced fighter jet.

Again, this is a juvenile attempt.
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


It's Jet Fighter,
not Fighter Jet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33509091


you know what's funny? Iranians have money, they have one of the top intellectual engineers. and here you are explaining to us that you know better? are you an engineer?
I don't think so.
that jet was flying, and it was a success. now please go to bed, and cry me a river
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SEND IN THE DRONES!!!!! every 12 year old can fly one..... that's the point.... winner anyone?
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you know what's funny? Iranians have money, they have one of the top intellectual engineers. and here you are explaining to us that you know better? are you an engineer?
I don't think so.
that jet was flying, and it was a success. now please go to bed, and cry me a river
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20144973


sorry charlie ...

Iran is changing their story-

I was right about the vid of it flying was a small remote control aircaft...

A snapshot of Iranian TV Channel 1, says the flying plane is a smaller model of it, not the real one.
(written under the snapshot) means : Flight test of smaller prototype.

[link to www.militaryphotos.net]


... so that confirms they dubbed some fake sound onto that vid as well.

They got caught and now theyre tryna fix it. Are Iranians really this much like little children?

children in grown men's bodies:
[link to blu.stb.s-msn.com]
.
 Quoting: Holden 32744103







If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist



I think you missed that fact that this is a cheap model, not a real aircraft

No effective canopy mating possibilities/ no seal
Canopy appears to be thick plexiglass
Poor visibility through cheap canopy
No effective structure inside the cockpit walls
Fiberglass construction evident inside cockpit, and low-quality at that
No ejection seat
Seat way to flimsy
Too small inlets
No nozzle on the back
No seams
No access panels
No external sensors
Multiple issues that preclude stealth

and many more


This isnt even a mediocre mockup
 Quoting: Holden 32744103





LOL, the cheap airspeed indicator -
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
(upper left w green/yellow/red)
shows a never exceed speed of the of about 260 knots. Slower than fighter aircraft during WW2.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


add to that:
Seat not large enough to accomodate a pilot, looks ~3/4 scale
Exhaust area painted with same paint as rest of body


[link to theaviationist.com]
 Quoting: Holden 32744103




Isnt it funny when little boys will not accept the truth even when its shoved in their face?
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I wonder if lockheed martin engineers are butthurt that that plane actually flies.
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I wonder if lockheed martin engineers are butthurt that that plane actually flies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33548610


No; after they laffed their asses off, they probably shook their heads that Iranian engineers dont even have the capability of building a realistic fake.
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Is that heap even airworthy? Just looking at the cockpit says it all, this thing is a mockup and will probably destroy itself (and it's pilot) on it's maiden flight.


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acrobatic maneuvers fail