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BREAKING..IRAN unveiled Stealth looking Fighter Jet (100% Iranian) I AM SPEECHLESS

 
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Oh OP this thread makes me laugh. That thing doesn't even have an engine just a red plug where one is supposed to go.

And you think that thing is stealthy? Clear rip off of American fighters and a terrible one at that. I'd like to see that thing when and if it ever gets off the ground do against an US fighter. Anyway though...you continue to be impressed and the rest of us will continue to not be.
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The wheels can take off...but land I'm not sure.
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Did U remember the AVRO?
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Regime staying in power by making it's public believe in fake progress is all there is to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26238410


Im thinking the same thing. Governments and militaries will quickly realize its fake, so its got to be simply for the common Iranian peasant.
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


okay hot shot, laugh all you want. but you're right the military experts will find out about this gem..
the air show will be in couple of days, so hold on your horses. this ship is not going to sink yet
 Quoting: IMAX


I hope that you dont actually believe what youre saying...

'Theyve got the real thing theyre going to fly in a few days, but instead they showed a cheap mockup today.'

'Theyve go the real thing that they flew in that grainy short vid clip, but instead of showing that, they showed this cheap mockup instead.'

You dont truly believe that do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32744103


i know what he meant, why couldn't you? he said that they will show this Jet flying at the air show. so hold on tight. don't judge the book by its cover
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i know what he meant, why couldn't you? he said that they will show this Jet flying at the air show. so hold on tight. don't judge the book by its cover
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20144973


Iran admitted that its a mockup, and that the thing in the vid is an RC aircraft, so I dont think theyll be flying a real jet of this type at the air show in a few days, Hoss.
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yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
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Yeah we know... we got a affirmative action, negroid, commief*ckwit, muzzief*ckwit, president, and he's bud's with 'em both.
 Quoting: uscrusader1


remember what Salah-edin did to the fucking ass wipe crusades? yea...Iran will put you on the donkey naked and humiliate you in front of the whole world.
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Im not exactly sure what the Iranians hoped to accomplish by this stupidity.

Is this one of those, 'appear weak when you are strong' things, you know from the Art of War?

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
- Sun Tzu


cause this makes em look really weak
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


we all saw how the Iranians just slapped you guys in the face ... an no I'm not a muzzie
Iranians did build this jet all by themselves. this particular jet is just a mockup. but so what? the air show will come up soon. let's see how you will react. but I won't hold my breath for it. cuz you'll have another reason to bash the Iranians.
ask your US military personal after they show that jet flying at the airshow. they will take it seriously you nincompoop
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Yet one wonders why the Rans cant back engineer spare parts for the planes they have now?
Even if their old planes were obsolete, a pilot has to practice on something
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If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist



I think you missed that fact that this is a cheap model, not a real aircraft

No effective canopy mating possibilities/ no seal
Canopy appears to be thick plexiglass
Poor visibility through cheap canopy
No effective structure inside the cockpit walls
Fiberglass construction evident inside cockpit, and low-quality at that
No ejection seat
Seat way to flimsy
Too small inlets
No nozzle on the back
No seams
No access panels
No external sensors
Multiple issues that preclude stealth

and many more


This isnt even a mediocre mockup
 Quoting: Holden 32744103





LOL, the cheap airspeed indicator -
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
(upper left w green/yellow/red)
shows a never exceed speed of the of about 260 knots. Slower than fighter aircraft during WW2.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Holden 32744103

LOL! The Wright Flyer is more airworthy than that thing. It looks like it is handlaid fiberglass.
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yea... keep dancing, you'll have the Chinese to entertain with your fat ass. They fuckin own your stolen county.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33527740


Yeah we know... we got a affirmative action, negroid, commief*ckwit, muzzief*ckwit, president, and he's bud's with 'em both.
 Quoting: uscrusader1


remember what Salah-edin did to the fucking ass wipe crusades? yea...Iran will put you on the donkey naked and humiliate you in front of the whole world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20144973

more muzzief*ckwit idiocy...
Your 7th century suicide cult is insignificant next to the power of the US Forces.

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More in here.

Thread: Other Iranian stealth fighters...
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If this is native Iranian, Iran now joins the ranks of Britian in having its own internal tech prowess as well as being a leader within an Empire.

In other words, they are becoming self realiant within an imperial context that is global. They can become cultural game changers as regards the other muslims.
 Quoting: Marxist



I think you missed that fact that this is a cheap model, not a real aircraft

No effective canopy mating possibilities/ no seal
Canopy appears to be thick plexiglass
Poor visibility through cheap canopy
No effective structure inside the cockpit walls
Fiberglass construction evident inside cockpit, and low-quality at that
No ejection seat
Seat way to flimsy
Too small inlets
No nozzle on the back
No seams
No access panels
No external sensors
Multiple issues that preclude stealth

and many more


This isnt even a mediocre mockup
 Quoting: Holden 32744103





LOL, the cheap airspeed indicator -
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
(upper left w green/yellow/red)
shows a never exceed speed of the of about 260 knots. Slower than fighter aircraft during WW2.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Holden 32744103


I am no engineer so thats something I can't debate. However, if they are thinking strategically as opposed from their underpants or the vale of many virgins, then they are evolving beyond Islamic blinkers and that precisely is my point. This planet desparately needs for a true Reformation in Islam for there to be any movement between the two majors empires I mentioned, the British and the Arab domains of dominance.

I will be following Iran more closely, but wont be holding my breath.
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There is a HUGE difference between a picture of a mock-up sitting in a hanger to a plane that can actually fly.

Even the Russian and Chinese stealth planes, which both look like modified f-22s have at least flown, yet are many years from being operational.

I seriously doubt that this is even remotely ready for use in anything.
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how do you not know that this jet never flied? didn't you watch the videos that was later posted?
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I was right about the vid of it flying was a small remote control aircaft...

A snapshot of Iranian TV Channel 1, says the flying plane is a smaller model of it, not the real one.
(written under the snapshot) means : Flight test of smaller prototype.

[link to www.militaryphotos.net]


... so that confirms they dubbed some fake sound onto that vid as well.

They got caught and now theyre tryna fix it. Are Iranians really this much like little children?

children in grown men's bodies:
[link to blu.stb.s-msn.com]
.
 Quoting: Holden 32744103




Dude you've got to be kidding me

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so, i guess they're planning on flying it at this year's Paris Air Show?
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What is stopping that one piece fiberglass cockpit cover from flying off during take off?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33542400


The fact that there are no engines and it's not an aircraft.

Other than that, nothing.

1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier

Can an aircraft be flown with the pilots knees touching his elbows, as shown in the video. The scale looks wrong.
Children and 'young adult' sized...
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What is stopping that one piece fiberglass cockpit cover from flying off during take off?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33542400


The fact that there are no engines and it's not an aircraft.

Other than that, nothing.

1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier

Can an aircraft be flown with the pilots knees touching his elbows, as shown in the video. The scale looks wrong.
Children and 'young adult' sized...
 Quoting: uscrusader1


these sorts of planes are entirely flown by computers,
and the pilot only there to make a suicide attempt to
save the 1 billion dollar piece of hardware, should everything
break down.
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i saw the BBC report.. it was actually quite good.

they were interviewing an aircraft expert and he said "from what im seeing this aircraft was designed in detail and it looks to be radar evading.."
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i saw the BBC report.. it was actually quite good.

they were interviewing an aircraft expert and he said "from what im seeing this aircraft was designed in detail and it looks to be radar evading.."
 Quoting: IMAX


yup. all of the "radar evading shapes" and the "radar evading paint" were published in Popular Mechanics Magazine
20 years ago.

what's yer point.
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i saw the BBC report.. it was actually quite good.

they were interviewing an aircraft expert and he said "from what im seeing this aircraft was designed in detail and it looks to be radar evading.."
 Quoting: IMAX


yup. all of the "radar evading shapes" and the "radar evading paint" were published in Popular Mechanics Magazine
20 years ago.

what's yer point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


problem is, that all of the "radar evading shapes" make
the plane "unflyable", so the trick is to come up with
the mind-boggling "computer-stabilization pilot" to keep
the damn thing in the air, and to fly it.
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For the record, since some of you so called experts lack any historical and technical background:

This is the YF-16, tiny nose relatively small intake
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

one of the very first presentations of the JSF (anyone mentioned Spartan cockpit?) yea the F-35 cockpit mockup
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

Early f-16 cockpit (YF-16)

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
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i saw the BBC report.. it was actually quite good.

they were interviewing an aircraft expert and he said "from what im seeing this aircraft was designed in detail and it looks to be radar evading.."
 Quoting: IMAX


yup. all of the "radar evading shapes" and the "radar evading paint" were published in Popular Mechanics Magazine
20 years ago.

what's yer point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


take a look at the McDonnell Douglas X-36 plane, and then look at the F-313

how would that not fly then?
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What is stopping that one piece fiberglass cockpit cover from flying off during take off?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33542400


The fact that there are no engines and it's not an aircraft.

Other than that, nothing.

1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


have some [link to i1189.photobucket.com]
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For the record, since some of you so called experts lack any historical and technical background:

This is the YF-16, tiny nose relatively small intake
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

one of the very first presentations of the JSF (anyone mentioned Spartan cockpit?) yea the F-35 cockpit mockup
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

Early f-16 cockpit (YF-16)

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: IMAX


cool. now, if yer Eye-Rain-nean engineers can just get
your plane to fly, you all might win the Kewpie Doll at
the Paris Air Show!
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For the record, since some of you so called experts lack any historical and technical background:

This is the YF-16, tiny nose relatively small intake
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

one of the very first presentations of the JSF (anyone mentioned Spartan cockpit?) yea the F-35 cockpit mockup
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

Early f-16 cockpit (YF-16)

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: IMAX


cool. now, if yer Eye-Rain-nean engineers can just get
your plane to fly, you all might win the Kewpie Doll at
the Paris Air Show!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


oh har har har....keep laughing. this is what it is. I think you're being very butt hurt right now and have to come up with jokes to downsize this achievement
never underestimate your enemy.
The Persians learned it the hard way, when they saw a 26 year old Alexander was marching towards the Greatest and most Powerful Empire of its time. They Laughed and made jokes about him until Alexander kicked their Ass
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For the record, since some of you so called experts lack any historical and technical background:

This is the YF-16, tiny nose relatively small intake
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

one of the very first presentations of the JSF (anyone mentioned Spartan cockpit?) yea the F-35 cockpit mockup
[link to i1189.photobucket.com]

Early f-16 cockpit (YF-16)

[link to i1189.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: IMAX


cool. now, if yer Eye-Rain-nean engineers can just get
your plane to fly, you all might win the Kewpie Doll at
the Paris Air Show!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


oh har har har....keep laughing. this is what it is. I think you're being very butt hurt right now and have to come up with jokes to downsize this achievement
never underestimate your enemy.
The Persians learned it the hard way, when they saw a 26 year old Alexander was marching towards the Greatest and most Powerful Empire of its time. They Laughed and made jokes about him until Alexander kicked their Ass
 Quoting: IMAX


we're not worried about you Persians and your 7th Century Medieval Mentality.
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THEY ATTACK THIS BECAUSE THEY SCARED OF THE TRUTH
IRAN IS IN ACTUALITY MORE POWERFUL THAN THE UNITED STATES
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


take a look at the McDonnell Douglas X-36 plane, and then look at the F-313

how would that not fly then?
 Quoting: IMAX


More IMAX muzzie idiocy...
Because it is not real, that is why.

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oh har har har....keep laughing. this is what it is. I think you're being very butt hurt right now and have to come up with jokes to downsize this achievement
never underestimate your enemy.
The Persians learned it the hard way, when they saw a 26 year old Alexander was marching towards the Greatest and most Powerful Empire of its time. They Laughed and made jokes about him until Alexander kicked their Ass
 Quoting: IMAX

Thanks IMAX, you are a continuous source of humorous muzzie idiocy. :)
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oh har har har....keep laughing. this is what it is. I think you're being very butt hurt right now and have to come up with jokes to downsize this achievement
never underestimate your enemy.
The Persians learned it the hard way, when they saw a 26 year old Alexander was marching towards the Greatest and most Powerful Empire of its time. They Laughed and made jokes about him until Alexander kicked their Ass
 Quoting: IMAX

Thanks IMAX, you are a continuous source of humorous muzzie idiocy. :)
jihad
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HA
I'm not muslim you retard
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33351085


take a look at the McDonnell Douglas X-36 plane, and then look at the F-313

how would that not fly then?
 Quoting: IMAX


More IMAX muzzie idiocy...
Because it is not real, that is why.
 Quoting: uscrusader1


I just showed you an American plane with similar wings on the F-313 ... you know the ones you say that is aerodynamically not flyable

butt hurt much?
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