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Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???

 
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Dinosaurs were actually the legendary dragons of yore.

They went extinct sometime near the end of the middle ages due to over-zealous young Knights hunting them to impress damsels.

The bones we find that are fossilized were made this way by Basilisks who were a natural predator of dragons and whose gaze could turn them to stone.

The reason we find these fossils in such deep strata is due to
massive quakes caused by the Giant's War circa 863 AD.

The Giant's War was removed from historical record by the Vatican by decree of Pope Innocent XI as he was attempting to preserve his title as the tallest man in the world.

Hope this helps OP.

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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Isn't it strange how the bible is literal until it isn't.

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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Read the Bible with a spiritual mindset

John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.



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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
The OP has much to learn and I hate the effect of religion
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???

I can paste YouTube too.....chuckle
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Do you know why I dislike creationists on this this topic?
Because most are too stupid, or brain-washed, to realize that it is possible for God and evolution to exist.

People look at God as some spirit magician and it blows my mind that they think God just "poofed" us here. Who can say that God didn't create the universe and we just randomly happened? My idea of God is different than bullshit religions because I would expect my God to not force me to bow to it and say sorry. If it is an all powerful being than why wouldn't it know if you are sorry or whatever. I believe if you are a good person "at heart" then things will be ok for you.
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Use the ratio given, for God 1 day is 1000 years for us, visa versa, this is an example, 1 day for God could be millions of years for us.

God gave us 2000 years to be saved, this was the Grace dispensation, and this like one day for God.

Lucifer and his legions were thrown out of heaven before the earth was created, God recreated them into demons, where did those demons go to ? If there are millions of planets in the universe they could have been housed somewhere on one of them, and when the earth was created God could have especially created the dinasaurs to house those spirits, violent spirits, and put them on this planet, who knows ????

Those same demons are still around, they are inside human beings, watch how they are building rockets and arms to kill each other.

Soon their fire will destroy countries and God is duty bound to clean out his house because these children had a wild house party that wrecked His provided order given to them.

You speak as if you created yourself, come down from fantasy and realise Who God Is. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, we are all children, the dinasaur speaking through you will be wiped-out and your only saving Grace is to repent the Bible way as it ensures your raising up to be given life and not death.

People die, spirits don't die, but after the millenium reign on earth all these evil spirits are cast into a lake of fire so will people if they don't repent the Bible way.

Therefore, from the time Lucifer etc was thrown out, we have another 1000 years to wait before it gets finally destroyed, you have the power to decide to be part of God's army to help Him fight those evil legions, as that mega warfare will take place according to Bible scripture and God's saints overcomes them. It will be silly to be Satan's agent as Satan who was created by God already cursed Satan. You have the power to chose on who's side you want to be on, you have been given the free will to choose, a foolish choice is a foolish choice!
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Jesus fucking christ!
You are one seriously deluded muppet. Your username suits you :-)
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Genesis 1 was a recreation of earth (after the war in the heavens). Look at the universe currently Tohu and Bohu (without form and void). So yes since the recreation the earth is approximately 6000 yrs old. Where do you think dragons et al came from in all the various cultures. LMFAOB!
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
I`m not a very religious person but i do know that while you ridicule the beliefs of Christians in regards to the age of the Earth and dinosaur fossils,just remember that even though scientists express there opinions of earth`s history in bold terms they really have no idea themselves about the earths history.Sure they can confirm some things regarding the past but most of the conceptualization scientists have put forth interpreting life on the earth`s distant past is guess work based on the fossilized remains of maybe 1/10th of 1% of past living lifeforms.And before you say it,carbon-dating has proven to be very unreliable. So what im saying is modern science`s explanation for ancient history is riddled with unknowns and it certainly isn`t something you can take to the bank. When it comes to the earth`s past, most accepted theories are no more verifiable than the Christian beliefs are.Cut em some slack though man,the repercussions for Christians not having faith in there beliefs are far greater than any a scientist would face from his peers should he be proven wrong.
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Actually modern physics has shown that time is completely relative to the frame of reference and passes more quickly or more slowly depending on velocity and the gravitational field.

Turns out that in the vicinity of a black hole, roughly the size of the universe at the big bang, only 7 days have passed since the big bang. That's due to time dilation according to Einstein's general theory of relativity.

That's why the Bible says figuratively that to God a day is like a thousand years. Well we've been in the 7th day of rest for over 6 thousand years at a minimum.

You have to think a little more deeply when looking into scripture and the truth of our world. Others have pointed out that both the geological record and the archaeological record have been gamed by the satanic fools that run our world order. The Smithsonian was caught tossing out of place artifacts and fossils into the ocean.

We have lots of tribal artwork showing dinosaurs and even people riding on dinosaurs. Your safest assumption is that nothing you've been told about the world is actually correct.
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Isn't it strange how the bible is literal until it isn't.
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That is correct, technically speaking. The proper way to interpret any scripture or any phenomenon for that matter is to apply Occam's razor. The simplest explanation that fits the fact. When applied to Biblical hermeneutics, (the science of interpretation), it is fundamental to presume a literal interpretation until the Bible itself suggests other symbolic interpretations.

In the creation day interpretation this is well supported because of all the other scriptures that support the idea of a day for God being a much longer time period.

Again you also have to look at the passage of time relative to the local frame. In God's frame time may indeed pass more slowly, and this would not be surprising at all.

However please note, that the Hebrew word for 'day' (yowm) used in Genesis also has a generic meaning for an arbitrary interval of time, not just a 24 hour period.
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Re: Hey people of religion.. If the earth is only a few thousand years old, then would please explain DINOSAURS???
Genetic manipulation by the Fallen Watchers and their sons, the Nephilim.

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