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Not mine, but by the immortal Frank Zappa;

Music is the best!

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music is just poetry set to instrumentation

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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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A winter poem written 2 years ago.

Down fell the snow, encasing in white,
The green of the earth, now fading from sight.

Now barren of life, seem also the trees,
Abandonded post-haste by cowardly leaves.

As daytime gave way, to much colder night,
Jack Frost appeared, with such a cold bite.

And now by the fire, we stay 'til we please,
Waiting for springtime, and resting with ease.


And now a one-liner to complete my contest submission.

That which is known, and thought set in stone, is cast from its throne when the unknown is shown.
That which eludes us is not what is unknown, but rather what has been forgotten.

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I just opened a thread by a man named Russ.
In it he spoke of a calendar with trust.
Peace and love he said, it surely will bring.
To be honest, I didn't understand a damn thing.
So I clicked on the thread about a man and his wife.
Apparently she's ruining his fucking life.
I laughed as he spoke of her weighing a ton.
He called her a "land whale" and said she's no fun.
I realized then, that this must be a troll.
So I continued on with my GLP stroll.
Threads about Israel, Lebanon, and the president too.
Threads about shills, Sandy Hook,, and purple alien goo.
My god, the conspiracies are all over the place.
There's even one about a guy with a dick for his face.
There's threads telling me that I need to pray.
Holy shit, I just wasted half of my day.
So with that said, I bid thee farewell.
Because a thread just said I'm going to hell.


Don't need the upgrade, just wanted to have some fun!
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I just opened a thread by a man named Russ.
In it he spoke of a calendar with trust.
Peace and love he said, it surely will bring.
To be honest, I didn't understand a damn thing.
So I clicked on the thread about a man and his wife.
Apparently she's ruining his fucking life.
I laughed as he spoke of her weighing a ton.
He called her a "land whale" and said she's no fun.
I realized then, that this must be a troll.
So I continued on with my GLP stroll.
Threads about Israel, Lebanon, and the president too.
Threads about shills, Sandy Hook,, and purple alien goo.
My god, the conspiracies are all over the place.
There's even one about a guy with a dick for his face.
There's threads telling me that I need to pray.
Holy shit, I just wasted half of my day.
So with that said, I bid thee farewell.
Because a thread just said I'm going to hell.


Don't need the upgrade, just wanted to have some fun!
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Marsupial - Not all that it seems


Silently, gliding
Just out of sight
The marsupial stalks his prey
Sweeping and circling
Denizen of above
The night is the right time of day
Eyes now affixed
No hope of escape
With the stealth of an airborne cat
OP swoops down
To taste his first blood
That's not a marsupial, it's a vampire bat
union

The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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You Bet

Poetry Gets Me Wet!

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sell me your soul
the doctor said
i did not need
to comply
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Surfing the glp, in my living room,
I suddenly hear a sonic boom,
So off to post, I do go,
To tell the world of what I know.
The sky is falling, I do decree
Now run for the caves, it's the only safe place to be!
So the danger has came and now has past,
I told you all, it would'nt last.
So leave that bunker, you're secret womb,
And go outside and forget the DOOM
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Be like the water flowing thru

water the great gift of god
properties of healing and life
and also motion
the river of life flows thru us all
healing us every moment
every day
but we control the rivers path
and where it leads
is ultimately our choice


it's path is beatin
ensuring its destiny
taking you there
every day
be aware of your thoughts
they are the architects of your flow
let go of that which doesn't serve you
in time anything can be changed
but you have to beat a new path
to the destination of your choice
leading you to your virtue


For the record i don't want the upgrade if i win

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Love is the lotus.
Velvet petals unfurling,
Redolent, in star-formation.
Christened with dewdrops of generosity,
Emergent, I offer up my soul.

We float adrift in this sea of fragility,
Undulate, storm-struck,
All for a chance
To linger again in the odour of its perfumes.

But, nothing to drown an ideal so pure,
Nothing to stop a heart so wanting--
We brave the tempest, sunburn at sea
To clutch its triumphs, victories upon the leaves
Bloom gilt in the graces of tomorrow,
A thousand lotuses.
Our inheritance.
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I just opened a thread by a man named Russ.
In it he spoke of a calendar with trust.
Peace and love he said, it surely will bring.
To be honest, I didn't understand a damn thing.
So I clicked on the thread about a man and his wife.
Apparently she's ruining his fucking life.
I laughed as he spoke of her weighing a ton.
He called her a "land whale" and said she's no fun.
I realized then, that this must be a troll.
So I continued on with my GLP stroll.
Threads about Israel, Lebanon, and the president too.
Threads about shills, Sandy Hook,, and purple alien goo.
My god, the conspiracies are all over the place.
There's even one about a guy with a dick for his face.
There's threads telling me that I need to pray.
Holy shit, I just wasted half of my day.
So with that said, I bid thee farewell.
Because a thread just said I'm going to hell.


Don't need the upgrade, just wanted to have some fun!
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clappa
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Not looking for any prizes, just happy to share--great thread, Dr. Acula, and some nice contributions here, cheers to the winner. cheers
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Here I sit broken hearted
Spent my last dime
but only farted
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. -Albert Camus

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On wisdom lay there is a desert vast
Of time a circle travelled
Lost to sand in darkness sought
Shines a universe unravelled
Thank you everyone for your karma and comments! My next show is Douglas Dietrich, if you have a question for my guest feel free to message me. www.therussellscottshow.com
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I just opened a thread by a man named Russ.
In it he spoke of a calendar with trust.
Peace and love he said, it surely will bring.
To be honest, I didn't understand a damn thing.
So I clicked on the thread about a man and his wife.
Apparently she's ruining his fucking life.
I laughed as he spoke of her weighing a ton.
He called her a "land whale" and said she's no fun.
I realized then, that this must be a troll.
So I continued on with my GLP stroll.
Threads about Israel, Lebanon, and the president too.
Threads about shills, Sandy Hook,, and purple alien goo.
My god, the conspiracies are all over the place.
There's even one about a guy with a dick for his face.
There's threads telling me that I need to pray.
Holy shit, I just wasted half of my day.
So with that said, I bid thee farewell.
Because a thread just said I'm going to hell.


Don't need the upgrade, just wanted to have some fun!
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applause2.....I like that...chuckle
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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Some ingredients
of a poem
for teeth
release!
Far away
you will reveal
a handsome joy,
nothing about a boy!
Poems are cages
for stolen souls
which never brake
like a birthday cake!
For happy hours
you speek few words
in your own art
keeping you smart
a poem with burst
creating first.
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Good trusts evil.
It doesn’t want to believe that evil is capable of evil.
Good believes evil and thinks it is also good.
Good believes evil is like itself.
Evil assumes a position of power.
Evil must convince good, that it too, is good.
Evil must be surrounded by good, so its evil goes unchecked.
It is those who are good who ultimately enact evil’s chaos.
An error perhaps? For evil would never do evil.
“I’m just your average horny little devil.”
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Here is something I wrote way back in 1993. Don't know why this has stuck with me all these years, but I like it.

The Tribe Of

Dead among the living living among the dead
The tranquil war rages on the beast has awoken
He arose from his grave I guess he never really died
He probably never really will I remember when he came
But that doesn't matter now the snakes eat his flesh
He loves it
Love what a trivial word we use it only when it suits us
Hate we use it as a weapon makes us feel good
Life how sad nothing but a play where the actors sit naked in a room with bloody towels over their heads and quote lies
Death how much wonderment
We fear it but I welcome him with open arms it is nothing but a new beginning
Rain is falling
The beast is sleepy once more
You'll get used to it
Maybe
I love you
Goodnight to all
The watcher has come and I dare not defy him.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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A "FOUND" CHEROKEES' PRAYER

I GIVE THANKS TO THE GREAT WHITE SPIRIT

THE ONE WHOSE VOICE IS MINGLED WITH THE WINDS

WHOSE SPIRIT IS WITH HIS PEOPLE.

I AM GRATEFUL TO HE WHO ANSWERS THE GRANDFATHERS PRAYER.

THE EARNEST PRAYER. THAT WE MAY CONTINUE AS A PEOPLE.

THE PURE SENDING OF PEACE AND UNITY. THE SCATTERED DESIRE.

YOU HAVE ALLOWED THE GRANDFATHERS THEIR HOPE.

I HAVE HEARD THE DRUMS AND RECEIVED THE BLESSING IN MY EARS AND ON MY HEAD.

MAY I RISE IN THE MORNING STRONG TO SEE THE DAY.

A DAY WHEN OTHERS LIKE ME, FIND THEIR PLACE.

A PLACE WHERE THE WIND BLOWS, THE GRASS GROWS,

AND WE ARE THANKFUL FOR ALL THINGS.

DOHI
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Bed bugs are bad
roaches are to
If you see one hit it with a shoe.
If you got spiders
they burn well with lighters.
turning into a big flaming goo
If this gives you chillers
pick up the phone and call bugkiller.

an original poem by bugkiller :)
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Here I sit, all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
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Then one day he took a chance tried to fart and shit his pants.
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The first one was written for this contest this one was written long ago...

Look at me,
I'm as free
as the wind on the sea.

Look at me,
I'm as high
as the birds in the sky.

I don't know where I'm going,
I forget where I've been,
but my heart keeps on moving
into the wind.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. -Albert Camus

My 3 new books with some art and photography being original works, enjoy... [link to www.slideshare.net]

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24 hours left in this contest!

I've already read LOTS of amazing poems!!

I sincerely appreciate everyone's contribution to this thread!

Even though I'm not commenting very much... i am reading.

GLP has some awesome Poets!

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I am anxious to see what the next 24 hours brings!!!

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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Bed bugs are bad
roaches are to
If you see one hit it with a shoe.
If you got spiders
they burn well with lighters.
turning into a big flaming goo
If this gives you chillers
pick up the phone and call bugkiller.

an original poem by bugkiller :)
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i wrote this all by myself
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Fasten your eyes
closely my friends
keep your hands from trembling.

The future is here
you'll see it soon
as it slowly passes by.

Time has formed tablets and scrolls
and they say old men never die.

I feel a Capricorn coming to soon
and now the future must fly.

Away into eternity where those
that were never born begin to roam.

The sweeping injustices
chill the hurried home.

Tik tok the passing bell..

every leader is creating hell.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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Ok i just wrote this in ten minutes....

They Came

When in the darkness they came, the surreal, the ethereal, the wonder they brought.

The effortless lies, the subjugated truth, normalisation sought.

To a broken world, tattered and torn, populous suppressed, tired and worn, they came.

Global minds they bent, light of wisdom without speech sent, and the darkness was spent.

They came.
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One more just for fun.

Way

Caught myself a moonbeam
Gave it to a friend
Said "thanks for the memories"
Then that was the end

She said nice to meet you
I hugged her with a smile
Lived our lives together
left me after awhile

Hey I'm in the way
Yeah I'm in the way

Beat me, scar me, hate me
Or just shoot me dead
Just don't let this loneliness
Get inside my head

I'm in the way
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Bed bugs are bad
roaches are to
If you see one hit it with a shoe.
If you got spiders
they burn well with lighters.
turning into a big flaming goo
If this gives you chillers
pick up the phone and call bugkiller.

an original poem by bugkiller :)
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i wrote this all by myself
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glad you posted again... The User ID Matches... so its valid.


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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Oh Mom, Mom why did you go
You left me so cold out in the snow
Just a car and half a gas tank and no where to go
So i drove south to the only place i know

I arrived and was so nervous and down in a hole
Everyone there reminded me of glp trolls
Those up to no good looks on thier faces
I knew i had to find a safe place

I started to look for work and so I met this bloke
Always remembering what Bob Saget did for coke
I found a job as a waiter which i loved
Til some pastor dicided to stiff me later

I still felt unsure of my saftey and knew i needed a gun
But the only ones i could find affordable was off some nuns
I just want to go back home,I have such a story to tell
I hope there is an open heart and arms as well

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I guess this doesn't count because i used snippets from "In Search of Ancient Gods" to create it, but it's a fun GLP kinda poem i glued together a week or two ago.

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