I just opened a thread by a man named Russ.
In it he spoke of a calendar with trust.
Peace and love he said, it surely will bring.
To be honest, I didn't understand a damn thing.
So I clicked on the thread about a man and his wife.
Apparently she's ruining his fucking life.
I laughed as he spoke of her weighing a ton.
He called her a "land whale" and said she's no fun.
I realized then, that this must be a troll.
So I continued on with my GLP stroll.
Threads about Israel, Lebanon, and the president too.
Threads about shills, Sandy Hook,, and purple alien goo.
My god, the conspiracies are all over the place.
There's even one about a guy with a dick for his face.
There's threads telling me that I need to pray.
Holy shit, I just wasted half of my day.
So with that said, I bid thee farewell.
Because a thread just said I'm going to hell.


Don't need the upgrade, just wanted to have some fun!