Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,344 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 463,065
Pageviews Today: 620,614Threads Today: 129Posts Today: 2,599
03:58 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...

 
Xit Pelonia
User ID: 32944200
United States
02/02/2013 04:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
The Rapture already happened. You might be thinking to yourself... Oh. Then why are my kids and wife still here?

If you are still here. Then, my friend, you've been left behind.

Your kids, wife and friends... They could be just walking bodies. No Souls in them.



According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation


My insider told me that there are Fake People walking around. You know, they help maintain security, build buildings. Chase around bad guys. So the normal human wont get hurt.


They do things ordinary human hands cannot do without an intervention of God.

God placed, "People on the Planet without Souls in them". So like I said before, to help construct things, real humans with souls cannot do alone.

And for all you know, your friends could be just walking bodies without souls in them.
Dr. AculaModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 57407
United States
02/02/2013 04:37 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
scream

OH MY GOD YOU JUST CONVINCED ME WITH YOUR AMAZING POST!

The info you provided was just mind blowing!

HOW CAN ANYONE DEBUNK THAT?!


ahhh


huffy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33385594
United States
02/02/2013 04:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
putin
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2911653
United States
02/02/2013 04:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
lol thats a joke
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30474188
United States
02/02/2013 04:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
yep sad but true
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33530528
United States
02/02/2013 04:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation
 Quoting: Xit Pelonia 32944200


Hilarious!
ceawaves

User ID: 28704314
United States
02/02/2013 04:57 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29801624
United States
02/02/2013 04:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
If you don't have a soul, you can't be alive. End of story.
Mordier L'eft

User ID: 33472959
Canada
02/02/2013 05:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
iseeeeeeee
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
FatalW1shes

User ID: 18009481
United States
02/02/2013 05:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
scream

OH MY GOD YOU JUST CONVINCED ME WITH YOUR AMAZING POST!

The info you provided was just mind blowing!

HOW CAN ANYONE DEBUNK THAT?!


ahhh


huffy
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1
Watching the world
Crypt Watcher

User ID: 10137056
United States
02/02/2013 05:04 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
christian rock



This thread sucks
Ignorance is bliss until reality bites you in the ass.

I bury the dead.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33530718
Canada
02/02/2013 05:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
 Quoting: ceawaves


Agree. Pre-Trib rapture is stupid and not biblical.

Jesus himself says 'AFTER THE TRIBULATION' of those days!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31781644
United States
02/02/2013 05:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
rapturd
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25765527
United States
02/02/2013 05:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
GUESS WHAT?

YOUR HERE WITH US FROG LEGS!
rotel
User ID: 33522413
United States
02/02/2013 05:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25866013
United States
02/02/2013 05:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Rapture to occur at breaking of 6th seal.
We are only at #3 now.
4th soon to come.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33530718
Canada
02/02/2013 05:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Rapture to occur at breaking of 6th seal.
We are only at #3 now.
4th soon to come.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25866013


Sure Sure.

Show me where it says that in the bible.

And you know what 'seal' we're at. Sure Sure.

Self Delusion is the worst delusion.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14286934
United States
02/02/2013 05:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
The Rapture already happened. You might be thinking to yourself... Oh. Then why are my kids and wife still here?

If you are still here. Then, my friend, you've been left behind.

Your kids, wife and friends... They could be just walking bodies. No Souls in them.



According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation


My insider told me that there are Fake People walking around. You know, they help maintain security, build buildings. Chase around bad guys. So the normal human wont get hurt.


They do things ordinary human hands cannot do without an intervention of God.

God placed, "People on the Planet without Souls in them". So like I said before, to help construct things, real humans with souls cannot do alone.

And for all you know, your friends could be just walking bodies without souls in them.
 Quoting: Xit Pelonia 32944200



No, I had a vision and the creator told me the rapture was coming and to not be afraid for he was with me. So whoever your source is is not as good as mine, so youre beat.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33530718
Canada
02/02/2013 06:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
The Rapture already happened. You might be thinking to yourself... Oh. Then why are my kids and wife still here?

If you are still here. Then, my friend, you've been left behind.

Your kids, wife and friends... They could be just walking bodies. No Souls in them.



According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation


My insider told me that there are Fake People walking around. You know, they help maintain security, build buildings. Chase around bad guys. So the normal human wont get hurt.


They do things ordinary human hands cannot do without an intervention of God.

God placed, "People on the Planet without Souls in them". So like I said before, to help construct things, real humans with souls cannot do alone.

And for all you know, your friends could be just walking bodies without souls in them.
 Quoting: Xit Pelonia 32944200



No, I had a vision and the creator told me the rapture was coming and to not be afraid for he was with me. So whoever your source is is not as good as mine, so youre beat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14286934


Sure you did.

Sure you did.

Sure you did.
CeeLite
I can fly, no really.

User ID: 33205178
United States
02/02/2013 06:15 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Whoa!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29472446
South Africa
02/02/2013 06:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
 Quoting: ceawaves


Agree. Pre-Trib rapture is stupid and not biblical.

Jesus himself says 'AFTER THE TRIBULATION' of those days!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33530718


Jesus showed many people that His people will be taken and the people left will go through 7 year tribulation
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33530718
Canada
02/02/2013 06:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
 Quoting: ceawaves


Agree. Pre-Trib rapture is stupid and not biblical.

Jesus himself says 'AFTER THE TRIBULATION' of those days!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33530718


Jesus showed many people that His people will be taken and the people left will go through 7 year tribulation
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Where do you read that? NO-WHERE thats where.

Stop listening to stupid people.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18300264
Canada
03/01/2013 07:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Sorry
NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE........NO ONE
Howling mad murdoch

User ID: 32758261
United Kingdom
03/01/2013 07:41 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
The Rapture already happened. You might be thinking to yourself... Oh. Then why are my kids and wife still here?

If you are still here. Then, my friend, you've been left behind.

Your kids, wife and friends... They could be just walking bodies. No Souls in them.



According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation


My insider told me that there are Fake People walking around. You know, they help maintain security, build buildings. Chase around bad guys. So the normal human wont get hurt.


They do things ordinary human hands cannot do without an intervention of God.

God placed, "People on the Planet without Souls in them". So like I said before, to help construct things, real humans with souls cannot do alone.

And for all you know, your friends could be just walking bodies without souls in them.
 Quoting: Xit Pelonia 32944200




goodevil
wthread
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.



MURDOCH
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34963435
United States
03/01/2013 07:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Walking bodies with no souls in them, what would be the point in that?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34963435
United States
03/01/2013 07:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
According to my research. The raptured has already occurred and we are the ending of the tribulation
 Quoting: Xit Pelonia 32944200


Hilarious!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33530528


Yes, and how exactly did you "research" this?
cmoG530

User ID: 35398764
United States
03/01/2013 07:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
 Quoting: ceawaves


You don't have to say that twice. People since the beginning of time, died for God and now people think that they are better than these great men and women of God, that God would put them over the originals? Besides, the AC has been here for years. Rapture DEBUNKED! They obviously can't read Matthew 24, 1 Peter 4, 2 Thessalonians and Revelation 13.

Last Edited by cmoG530 on 03/01/2013 08:06 PM
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
cmoG530

User ID: 35398764
United States
03/01/2013 08:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
No body's getting an early check out..
what about that do people not understand?
 Quoting: ceawaves


Agree. Pre-Trib rapture is stupid and not biblical.

Jesus himself says 'AFTER THE TRIBULATION' of those days!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33530718


Jesus showed many people that His people will be taken and the people left will go through 7 year tribulation
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


So, when did THE Holy Ghost tell you this? I'm curious.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
Fuddy-Duddy

User ID: 21100567
United States
03/01/2013 08:02 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
stupthrd
“I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
Abraham Lincoln
cmoG530

User ID: 35398764
United States
03/01/2013 08:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
The rapture is for the weak in faith. In the case the elite pull off a "fake rapture", only the head church leaders will leave, when they're really in hiding and all of these deceived and unfortunate people will lose faith in God and will end up worshipping the beast. Assuming they haven't committed suicide.

Last Edited by cmoG530 on 03/01/2013 08:07 PM
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 35302977
03/01/2013 09:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: RAPTURE ALREADY HAPPENED... Read...
Walking bodies with no souls in them, what would be the point in that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34963435



When the guf is empty Jesus returns!

News