Please someone tell me how women think

All I really know is if women are extremely drunk they tend to like me.

Otherwise, if they are low class and have obese BF's they want to cheat on they also tend to like me.

And finally, if they are international exchange students having a bad year at school they tend to like me since I'm nice.

Yes, I basically described the last 3 women that wanted to jump in bed with me in the last so many years. I wish I could attract normal women.