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I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks

 
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02/02/2013 05:58 PM
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I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
She doesn't wash her hands. EVER
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02/02/2013 05:59 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Eat the salad she's making and get sick from NYC sludge or don't eat the salad and piss her off?
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02/02/2013 06:01 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
stop being a pre madonna bitch and man up
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02/02/2013 06:01 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Sweet I hear sneezing in the kitchen
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02/02/2013 06:02 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
stop being a pre madonna bitch and man up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30074507

Man up and what get sick?
Or ask her why she doesn't wash her hands?
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02/02/2013 06:03 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
just dip each bite in vodka before you eat it to kill
all the germs. i do that anyway, cause you never know.
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
People who don't wash their hands while cooking are disgusting.
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
just dip each bite in vodka before you eat it to kill
all the germs. i do that anyway, cause you never know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33205778


How did you know they are Russian?
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02/02/2013 06:06 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Maybe vodka shots are a good idea
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02/02/2013 06:11 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Maybe vodka shots are a good idea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


you'll eat anything when you are drunk

i would have to say something

some people are disgusting

bet Theres more germs on her hands than in her toilet
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02/02/2013 06:12 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Now tell us, she has long finger nails and doesn't wash her hands after she blows a shit.
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02/02/2013 06:14 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
You're so fucking stupid! Tell the nasty cunt to wash her damn hands or else I'll do it for you!
Hey lady! Wash your goddamn hands! Don't nobody in your family wanna get sick cuz you can't be bothered to wash!

Hey op, did you know if you do get sick from eating her food, that you can have her pay the medical bills? Just make sure you call the friggin' Health Dept and tell them shes' a walking health hazard to her family!
I'd public and embarrass her ass in the newspaper! Yes I would!
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
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02/02/2013 06:18 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Boy, you'd better grow some balls or else you'll regret it when you get really sick.
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02/02/2013 06:19 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
When I have kids I'm going to be a dick and enforce hygiene on them
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02/02/2013 06:19 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


i will gag randomly on your behalf :-)
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Boy, you'd better grow some balls or else you'll regret it when you get really sick.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Tooooo late the salad is made. I could just not eat it
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When I have kids I'm going to be a dick and enforce hygiene on them
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Stuff all the horrible food down the cushions when she's not looking, or in the plant pots, or in your jacket pockets. You could even keep a small colony of birds in your pocket to feed on the tasty morsels.
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


i will gag randomly on your behalf :-)
 Quoting: tayto


Thanks
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Tooooo late the salad is made. I could just not eat it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Just put in it some Vineyard and Red Onion and youll be ok in ant case.
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Stuff all the horrible food down the cushions when she's not looking, or in the plant pots, or in your jacket pockets. You could even keep a small colony of birds in your pocket to feed on the tasty morsels.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
*any case

lol
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02/02/2013 06:28 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


Boy, you'd better grow some balls or else you'll regret it when you get really sick.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Tooooo late the salad is made. I could just not eat it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220


What the hell is wrong with you? Stand up to her for the sake of your health! Jesus Christ on a cross!That' not God you're talking to. It's a human being who happens to be extremely nasty in her hygiene!
I cussed my first mother in law out like a dog when She tried pulling her shit on me more than once. Hell, she even stole some food once when I was making some soup. I went after her ass and told her point blank:"If you ever steal anything from me again, I'll chop your fucking hands off! next time, fucking ask for it, but don't steal from me!" Her son, my now dead ex, was shocked that I'd caught his precious mother red handed! He was humiliated and tried to make it seem like he was talking my side, but it was all just a ploy to calm me down,so I bitched him out for being a fucking coward and not being able to stand up to her. He was busted!

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02/02/2013 06:31 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Anyway, do you really think that all the restaurant operators wash their hands before doing stuff you'll eat?


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02/02/2013 06:32 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Ive eaten a few not so kosher cookies in my day around 2am, live and learn i guess jump
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02/02/2013 06:32 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
She doesn't wash her hands. EVER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220

that would totally freak me out.
one time i saw rachel ray on tv paw a raw turkey, went straight to toss a salad, with her unwashed paws. i liked to died... and then she made the guests who had watched the atrocity sit down and eat it. a couple of them were starting to look scared and queasy when they sat down to eat the mess.
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02/02/2013 06:34 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220220
lol, just wait till you read about the rachel ray raw turkey sludge salad i just posted. muhahahaha
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02/02/2013 09:14 PM
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
YUK. Caught my mil picking her nose and examining the "results" while cooking a meal. I've never ate there since. She claims to be so saintly and clean. Lives in a brand new (12 y/o) nice brick home. Can't imagine how she would have such a disgusting habit.
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Re: I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks
Oh mothers in law..

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