I hate eating anything my mother in law cooks

Eat the salad she's making and get sick from NYC sludge or don't eat the salad and piss her off?

stop being a pre madonna bitch and man up

Sweet I hear sneezing in the kitchen

Man up and what get sick?
Or ask her why she doesn't wash her hands?

just dip each bite in vodka before you eat it to kill
all the germs. i do that anyway, cause you never know.

People who don't wash their hands while cooking are disgusting.

How did you know they are Russian?

Maybe vodka shots are a good idea

you'll eat anything when you are drunk

i would have to say something

some people are disgusting

bet Theres more germs on her hands than in her toilet

Now tell us, she has long finger nails and doesn't wash her hands after she blows a shit.

You're so fucking stupid! Tell the nasty cunt to wash her damn hands or else I'll do it for you!
Hey lady! Wash your goddamn hands! Don't nobody in your family wanna get sick cuz you can't be bothered to wash!

Hey op, did you know if you do get sick from eating her food, that you can have her pay the medical bills? Just make sure you call the friggin' Health Dept and tell them shes' a walking health hazard to her family!
I'd public and embarrass her ass in the newspaper! Yes I would!

I can't make a huge issue out of this. I'm gonna eat a few bits of lettuce and pray for the best.

Boy, you'd better grow some balls or else you'll regret it when you get really sick.

When I have kids I'm going to be a dick and enforce hygiene on them

i will gag randomly on your behalf :-)

Tooooo late the salad is made. I could just not eat it

Stuff all the horrible food down the cushions when she's not looking, or in the plant pots, or in your jacket pockets. You could even keep a small colony of birds in your pocket to feed on the tasty morsels.

Thanks

Just put in it some Vineyard and Red Onion and youll be ok in ant case.

*any case

lol

What the hell is wrong with you? Stand up to her for the sake of your health! Jesus Christ on a cross!That' not God you're talking to. It's a human being who happens to be extremely nasty in her hygiene!
I cussed my first mother in law out like a dog when She tried pulling her shit on me more than once. Hell, she even stole some food once when I was making some soup. I went after her ass and told her point blank:"If you ever steal anything from me again, I'll chop your fucking hands off! next time, fucking ask for it, but don't steal from me!" Her son, my now dead ex, was shocked that I'd caught his precious mother red handed! He was humiliated and tried to make it seem like he was talking my side, but it was all just a ploy to calm me down,so I bitched him out for being a fucking coward and not being able to stand up to her. He was busted!

Anyway, do you really think that all the restaurant operators wash their hands before doing stuff you'll eat?


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Ive eaten a few not so kosher cookies in my day around 2am, live and learn i guess

that would totally freak me out.
one time i saw rachel ray on tv paw a raw turkey, went straight to toss a salad, with her unwashed paws. i liked to died... and then she made the guests who had watched the atrocity sit down and eat it. a couple of them were starting to look scared and queasy when they sat down to eat the mess.

lol, just wait till you read about the rachel ray raw turkey sludge salad i just posted. muhahahaha

YUK. Caught my mil picking her nose and examining the "results" while cooking a meal. I've never ate there since. She claims to be so saintly and clean. Lives in a brand new (12 y/o) nice brick home. Can't imagine how she would have such a disgusting habit.

Oh mothers in law..