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Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis

 
Ap0c@Lyp5e
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Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
Judgement is coming..
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Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


Why would you do that?
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


Hoping for mac n cheeze and boiled weiners? You confused man! There's a much simpler way to boil weiners, you know?
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Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
were you cooking in the buff?
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Don't get too carried away with the application of aloe. lol
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Stupid is as stupid does??? Well, it sounds a painful lesson. At least wear an apron next time.
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e



Now this is a situation in which foreskin would come in handy.banana2
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e



Now this is a situation in which foreskin would come in handy.banana2
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no linky you stinky
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Lol @ the replies.
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no linky you stinky
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Really...pics or it didn't happen. :)
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Try flour immediatly
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no linky you stinky
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


Really...pics or it didn't happen. :)
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hahaha
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geez dont peel off the skin when it becomes loose from the blistering ,you will loose girth
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geez dont peel off the skin when it becomes loose from the blistering ,you will loose girth
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


Why were you cooking man n cheese in your boxers? Why not use a sauce pan???
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
Hello OP? Hello OP?

Where are you?

Are you done rubbing aloe on it yet?
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Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


Why would you do that?
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Because it hurt sooo good!
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Girls love hearing cock stories
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Penis doom...

ahhh
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At least all women will be safe from you for a week. Wear a dress next time. ps My wife spilt hot oil on her leg not long ago but she recovered from the terrible blisters.
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Don't get too carried away with the application of aloe. lol
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It Ain't Easy Make'n Cheesy....
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A whole different kind of Cheese Head.banana2
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Mac & Cockcheese.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
I was cooking mac n cheese in my boxers and it spilled on the tip of my penis..

Probably close to the worst pain ever.. I ran it under cold water and I think its going to be ok.. Its red but not blistery looking and pain is subsiding..

GOtta grab aloe ASAP..

Thought id share this awful event with you
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


what is it with your guys dicks today. Somebody else had a run in with a high pressure hose while cleaning the house outside.
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Wanna know an old porn star secret to having a bigger dingus?

Step 1) Get a pair of scissors or a knife.

Step 2) Cut off your dingus.

Step 3) Dingus grows back 50-80% bigger in about three weeks time.
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Penis doom...

ahhh
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girdoom
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
Ap0c@Lyp5e (OP)

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02/02/2013 11:49 PM
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
It still stings pretty bad. I have to walk strangely with pants on so my dong doesnt slap my pants..

Epic fail
Judgement is coming..
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Re: Just dumped boiling hot water on my penis
It still stings pretty bad. I have to walk strangely with pants on so my dong doesnt slap my pants..

Epic fail
 Quoting: Ap0c@Lyp5e


Maybe a peni wrap would help?
Nude cooking is hazardous to your health!

Last Edited by CeeLite on 02/02/2013 11:51 PM