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I Think i had sex with a ghost last night

 
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I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
it was very vivid. kinda scared to go to sleep tonight
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Describe in detail.
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i was laying in bed and something woke me up!
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Are you being serious or not?
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it was very vivid. kinda scared to go to sleep tonight
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laugh 5 stars
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Describe in detail.
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i was laying in bed and something woke me up!
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Are you sure you were awake? Also was it fun or not fun? What part was scary?
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
Are you being serious or not?
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fandango serious
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Are you being serious or not?
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fandango serious
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That's why I'm concerned!
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Are you being serious or not?
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fandango serious
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sir, I will need you to show your ranger card immediately
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Are you being serious or not?
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fandango serious
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sir, I will need you to show your ranger card immediately
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How does the Fandango heirarchy work?
I knew Poop was one, but I didn't know about you!
How many are there on this board at last count?
Btw, thank you for all the ass saving you guys do!
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Incubus

For centuries, women and men have reported sexual attacks by unseen entities as they lie in their beds. Are they victims of demonic, psychological or medical disturbances?

My age is 47 and I am female. For about six years, my daughter and I felt walking on the bed and other surfaces that we sleep on. My husband and son thought we were nuts. It would happen while we were completely awake or even just getting into bed. The walking would be light and sometimes the bed would wave. A couple of times, during that approximate six years, I would wake up to find something sexual happening. At that time I would shake it away. My husband had been sick for the last five years (stroke and other complications), and this past December passed away. A few months before he died, I found him sitting on the side of his bed looking ashen. He had told me that something jumped on his bed. It had happened before and he always blamed it on the cat, even though the cat was not in his room. This time he believed and was shaken. On August 1, 1999 the entities were back in my bed, and this time I relented at a weak moment. I can’t understand how I could have because the thought of it frightens me. The first few times, my heart was beating like a drum. Once it started, it never ended. I developed an insatiable appetite for sex and didn’t stop thinking about it 24 hours in the day. Neither did “they.” I rationalized that it was friendly spirits of the universe, but I knew in the back of my mind differently. For three days, going on four, I had constant sex. They did not enter for long and then the next one would come. I could not get enough. Literally, I could not function normally. The turning point came today. I was at work and something that was cold enveloped me starting at my feet and ending behind me. My hands, which were trying to type at the time, were frozen in place, not paralyzed. The thing seemed to scare the others away, like it had some power beyond theirs. It had sex with me while I was sitting in the chair, but it was different. More mellow and soft. It scared me tremendously because it was outward and not inward, like the others. This is all going to wear me down if I don’t find some serious help. This is all true.

Incubus,
the Movie

Incubus is one of the most sought-after “lost films” by fans of the horror/fantasy genre. (Read a review.) Made in 1965 and starring a pre-“Star Trek” William Shatner, Incubus was the first American movie to use the artificial language Esperanto. A critic at Paris-Match magazine called it “The best fantasy film since Nosferatu.” The film is available on video exclusively at the Incubus website where you can even hear a sample of Shatner’s dialog in Esperanto.

This is a disturbing story, to say the least, and describes a classic case of an incubus attack. In paranormal lore, an incubus is a spirit or demon that attacks a woman, usually while she lies in bed, seeking sexual intercourse. A man also can come under such an attack, and in this case the spirit is known as a succubus. Molestation from incubi and succubi have been reported at least since the middle ages. In a related phenomenon, known as “old hag syndrome,” the victim feels the presence of some entity lying heavily on top of him/her, making breathing difficult, and it is sometimes even accompanied by feelings of strangulation, but without the sexual component of the incubus. William Shakespeare mentions this phenomenon in Act 1, Scene 4 of Romeo and Juliet:

This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
That presses them, and learns them first to bear,
Making them women of good carriage.

More here....
[link to paranormal.about.com]
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double post...sorry

Last Edited by naneenaneenuunuu on 02/03/2013 01:07 AM
By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth.
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
look buddy, it's called hypnogogia or some shit and one i heard the voice of a very sexy female while feeling my boner being stimulated in a pitch black room. Her voice then transformed into hysterical evil sounding laughter.
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It's called sleep paralysis... Lucy Liu had sex with a ghost too. It's true. Go check out her story.
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Did you where a condom? You don't want that ghost Aids or Herpes.
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
would that be considered cheating, or would it depend on if you let the juice loose?
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Did you smoke a cigarette afterwards?

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Did you smoke a cigarette afterwards?

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I would if that ever happened to me. Lol
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Incubus

For centuries, women and men have reported sexual attacks by unseen entities as they lie in their beds. Are they victims of demonic, psychological or medical disturbances?

My age is 47 and I am female. For about six years, my daughter and I felt walking on the bed and other surfaces that we sleep on. My husband and son thought we were nuts. It would happen while we were completely awake or even just getting into bed. The walking would be light and sometimes the bed would wave. A couple of times, during that approximate six years, I would wake up to find something sexual happening. At that time I would shake it away. My husband had been sick for the last five years (stroke and other complications), and this past December passed away. A few months before he died, I found him sitting on the side of his bed looking ashen. He had told me that something jumped on his bed. It had happened before and he always blamed it on the cat, even though the cat was not in his room. This time he believed and was shaken. On August 1, 1999 the entities were back in my bed, and this time I relented at a weak moment. I can’t understand how I could have because the thought of it frightens me. The first few times, my heart was beating like a drum. Once it started, it never ended. I developed an insatiable appetite for sex and didn’t stop thinking about it 24 hours in the day. Neither did “they.” I rationalized that it was friendly spirits of the universe, but I knew in the back of my mind differently. For three days, going on four, I had constant sex. They did not enter for long and then the next one would come. I could not get enough. Literally, I could not function normally. The turning point came today. I was at work and something that was cold enveloped me starting at my feet and ending behind me. My hands, which were trying to type at the time, were frozen in place, not paralyzed. The thing seemed to scare the others away, like it had some power beyond theirs. It had sex with me while I was sitting in the chair, but it was different. More mellow and soft. It scared me tremendously because it was outward and not inward, like the others. This is all going to wear me down if I don’t find some serious help. This is all true.

Incubus,
the Movie

Incubus is one of the most sought-after “lost films” by fans of the horror/fantasy genre. (Read a review.) Made in 1965 and starring a pre-“Star Trek” William Shatner, Incubus was the first American movie to use the artificial language Esperanto. A critic at Paris-Match magazine called it “The best fantasy film since Nosferatu.” The film is available on video exclusively at the Incubus website where you can even hear a sample of Shatner’s dialog in Esperanto.

This is a disturbing story, to say the least, and describes a classic case of an incubus attack. In paranormal lore, an incubus is a spirit or demon that attacks a woman, usually while she lies in bed, seeking sexual intercourse. A man also can come under such an attack, and in this case the spirit is known as a succubus. Molestation from incubi and succubi have been reported at least since the middle ages. In a related phenomenon, known as “old hag syndrome,” the victim feels the presence of some entity lying heavily on top of him/her, making breathing difficult, and it is sometimes even accompanied by feelings of strangulation, but without the sexual component of the incubus. William Shakespeare mentions this phenomenon in Act 1, Scene 4 of Romeo and Juliet:

This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
That presses them, and learns them first to bear,
Making them women of good carriage.

More here....
[link to paranormal.about.com]
 Quoting: READY SET GO!



Thank you for that. I will have to find that movie. Pretty accurate description of how it happens sometimes.

It DOES happen.

Many spirits use "sex" to possess people. It's hard to prevent it happening, but all I can say is if anyone sees one standing at the foot of their bed, that is a good indication it's about to happen. This is the person's only opportunity to try to combat it with harsh words, prayer, whatever works. Because once they are in, it's hard to get them out.

Best of luck to the OP and positive thoughts going their way (as long as it wasn't a joke lol)
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Check your socks...
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Any ectoplasm stains on the sheets?
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
This has happened to me quite a few times. It is very scary and weird.
The name of Jesus said out loud instantly solves the problem.
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
I've had quite a bit of experience with spirit sex, and can safely say that never once have I regretted it or had any problems because of it.

You should just enjoy it - they're people just like you, just no longer in the physical, and all they're looking to do is get laid (you see, sex isn't just a physical drive wink). Plus, you may find you enjoy it more than physical sex...
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
This has happened to me quite a few times. It is very scary and weird.
The name of Jesus said out loud instantly solves the problem.
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You identified him?
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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
It's called sleep paralysis... Lucy Liu had sex with a ghost too. It's true. Go check out her story.
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There are A LOT of stories out there similar to this. FYI sleep paralysis stops if you invoke the name of Jesus Christ. Interesting huh? It sounds demonic to me.
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Yeah, that happened to me at the onset of the Universal cycle.

I woke up writhing in pleasure. groucho

By far the most intense sexual contact I've had with any entity ever.


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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
This has happened to me quite a few times. It is very scary and weird.
The name of Jesus said out loud instantly solves the problem.
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Ah I didn't see this before I posted! I'll be your 2nd witness to this. It's true, do some research if you're skeptical, there is too much at stake.
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At least you're getting some OP.

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Re: I Think i had sex with a ghost last night
It's part of the demon-human hybrid breeding program. Just like in times of Noah!
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was Patrick Swayze gentle?

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