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Did Jesus orally take care of John 21:20?

 
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Did Jesus orally take care of John 21:20?
Was Jesus a straight up homo with John?

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Jesus was queer, a modern day peter puffer...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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If you are not able to love without sex you are a pervert.
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Why ask us..you will meet him one day so ask him for yourself..Let us know how that goes for you OP.
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Your a loser OP.....you dont believe in Jesus so you figure you'll piss off the chistians by interpreting that quote as Jesus is a homo.....retard....
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Was Jesus a straight up homo with John?

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Jesus was queer, a modern day peter puffer...
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


He was just baiting you so you are prepared for SATAN sucking and ass packing you in his Hell for Eternity..

Surrounded by queer dogs and sheep/goat crossbreeds...

Your still humping boy.

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Yeah, that's pretty flaming.
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New International Version (©1984)
Peter turned and saw that the disciple whom Jesus loved was following them. (This was the one who had leaned back against Jesus at the supper and had said, "Lord, who is going to betray you?")

New Living Translation (©2007)
Peter turned around and saw behind them the disciple Jesus loved--the one who had leaned over to Jesus during supper and asked, "Lord, who will betray you?"

English Standard Version (©2001)
Peter turned and saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following them, the one who had been reclining at table close to him and had said, “Lord, who is it that is going to betray you?”

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
Peter, turning around, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following them; the one who also had leaned back on His bosom at the supper and said, "Lord, who is the one who betrays You?"

Holman Christian Standard Bible (©2009)
So Peter turned around and saw the disciple Jesus loved following them. That disciple was the one who had leaned back against Jesus at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is the one that's going to betray You?"

International Standard Version (©2012)
Peter turned around and noticed the disciple whom Jesus kept loving following them. He was the one who had put his head on Jesus' chest at the supper and had asked, "Lord, who is the one who is going to betray you?"

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee?

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
And Shimeon Kaypha turned around and saw that disciple whom Yeshua had loved, who had come after him, who had lain at supper on the breast of Yeshua and had said, “My Lord, who is he that shall betray you?”

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Peter turned around and saw the disciple whom Jesus loved. That disciple was following them. He was the one who leaned against Jesus' chest at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is going to betray you?"

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
Then Peter, turning about, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following; who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrays you?

American King James Version
Then Peter, turning about, sees the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrays you?

American Standard Version
Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; who also leaned back on his breast at the supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?

Douay-Rheims Bible
Peter turning about, saw that disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said: Lord, who is he that shall betray thee?

Darby Bible Translation
Peter, turning round, sees the disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also leaned at supper on his breast, and said, Lord, who is it that delivers thee up?

English Revised Version
Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned back on his breast at the supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?

Webster's Bible Translation
Then Peter turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved, following; (who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?)

Weymouth New Testament
Peter turned round and noticed the disciple whom Jesus loved following--the one who at the supper had leaned back on His breast and had asked, "Master, who is it that is betraying you?"

World English Bible
Then Peter, turning around, saw a disciple following. This was the disciple whom Jesus sincerely loved, the one who had also leaned on Jesus' breast at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is going to betray You?"

Young's Literal Translation
And Peter having turned about doth see the disciple whom Jesus was loving following, (who also reclined in the supper on his breast, and said, 'Sir, who is he who is delivering thee up?'



Your fucking retarded op!
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Was Jesus a straight up homo with John?

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Jesus was queer, a modern day peter puffer...
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


Do you really want to find out?
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norespect Keep dreaming Peter.
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Jesus got his powers from sucking dick. I thought everyone knew that.
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New International Version (©1984)
Peter turned and saw that the disciple whom Jesus loved was following them. (This was the one who had leaned back against Jesus at the supper and had said, "Lord, who is going to betray you?")

New Living Translation (©2007)
Peter turned around and saw behind them the disciple Jesus loved--the one who had leaned over to Jesus during supper and asked, "Lord, who will betray you?"

English Standard Version (©2001)
Peter turned and saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following them, the one who had been reclining at table close to him and had said, “Lord, who is it that is going to betray you?”

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
Peter, turning around, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following them; the one who also had leaned back on His bosom at the supper and said, "Lord, who is the one who betrays You?"

Holman Christian Standard Bible (©2009)
So Peter turned around and saw the disciple Jesus loved following them. That disciple was the one who had leaned back against Jesus at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is the one that's going to betray You?"

International Standard Version (©2012)
Peter turned around and noticed the disciple whom Jesus kept loving following them. He was the one who had put his head on Jesus' chest at the supper and had asked, "Lord, who is the one who is going to betray you?"

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee?

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
And Shimeon Kaypha turned around and saw that disciple whom Yeshua had loved, who had come after him, who had lain at supper on the breast of Yeshua and had said, “My Lord, who is he that shall betray you?”

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Peter turned around and saw the disciple whom Jesus loved. That disciple was following them. He was the one who leaned against Jesus' chest at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is going to betray you?"

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
Then Peter, turning about, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following; who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrays you?

American King James Version
Then Peter, turning about, sees the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrays you?

American Standard Version
Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; who also leaned back on his breast at the supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?

Douay-Rheims Bible
Peter turning about, saw that disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said: Lord, who is he that shall betray thee?

Darby Bible Translation
Peter, turning round, sees the disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also leaned at supper on his breast, and said, Lord, who is it that delivers thee up?

English Revised Version
Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned back on his breast at the supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?

Webster's Bible Translation
Then Peter turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved, following; (who also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, who is he that betrayeth thee?)

Weymouth New Testament
Peter turned round and noticed the disciple whom Jesus loved following--the one who at the supper had leaned back on His breast and had asked, "Master, who is it that is betraying you?"

World English Bible
Then Peter, turning around, saw a disciple following. This was the disciple whom Jesus sincerely loved, the one who had also leaned on Jesus' breast at the supper and asked, "Lord, who is going to betray You?"

Young's Literal Translation
And Peter having turned about doth see the disciple whom Jesus was loving following, (who also reclined in the supper on his breast, and said, 'Sir, who is he who is delivering thee up?'



Your fucking retarded op!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33581161


this. and 1*
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Sick Mother Fucker. When you day arrives to be judged I know what awaits you and you will be cryin out to be saved. Help me Help me.

Help will not arrive. This is your claim to fame. Hope you enjoyed it.
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Sick Mother Fucker. When you day arrives to be judged I know what awaits you and you will be cryin out to be saved. Help me Help me.

Help will not arrive. This is your claim to fame. Hope you enjoyed it.
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Thus speaks a true Christian, gleefully awaiting the eternal torture of all who disagree with him.
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Have fun answering for this when you stand before God as he judges you.
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OP what are you talking about? Let this post bear witness for whatever you post/ think, in your other posts past, present and future, until you actually consider what is truth, researching it thoroughly. And why would anyone wish to fixate or discuss homosexuality if they despise it. What kind of person would see a gay Jesus from even what you wrote in context, to the whole. Really, one could infer the same thing more about you by what you posted far more logically than about what you inferred about Jesus. That is in itself disturbing. What are you, another boring tool of disinformation. Or simply a troll? Who are you OP?

King James 21:20 - 25

20 Then Peter, turning around, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also had leaned on His breast at the supper, and said, “Lord, who is the one who betrays You?” 21 Peter, seeing him, said to Jesus, “But Lord, what about this man?”

22 Jesus said to him, “If I will that he remain till I come, what is that to you? You follow Me.”

23 Then this saying went out among the brethren that this disciple would not die. Yet Jesus did not say to him that he would not die, but, “If I will that he remain till I come, what is that to you?”

24 This is the disciple who testifies of these things, and wrote these things; and we know that his testimony is true.

25 And there are also many other things that Jesus did, which if they were written one by one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that would be written. Amen.
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If you are not able to love without sex you are a pervert.
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norespect so says the christards who love to bang little boys.
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Was Jesus a straight up homo with John?

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Jesus was queer, a modern day peter puffer...
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


He was just baiting you so you are prepared for SATAN sucking and ass packing you in his Hell for Eternity..

Surrounded by queer dogs and sheep/goat crossbreeds...

Your still humping boy.
 Quoting: CE1


anyone who believes in satan or hell is way more deluded than any other normal tard who just believes in heaven.

Seriously. The idea of satan is so moronic I don't even know where to begin.
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OP what are you talking about? Let this post bear witness for whatever you post/ think, in your other posts past, present and future, until you actually consider what is truth, researching it thoroughly. And why would anyone wish to fixate or discuss homosexuality if they despise it. What kind of person would see a gay Jesus from even what you wrote in context, to the whole. Really, one could infer the same thing more about you by what you posted far more logically than about what you inferred about Jesus. That is in itself disturbing. What are you, another boring tool of disinformation. Or simply a troll? Who are you OP?

King James 21:20 - 25

20 Then Peter, turning around, saw the disciple whom Jesus loved following, who also had leaned on His breast at the supper, and said, “Lord, who is the one who betrays You?” 21 Peter, seeing him, said to Jesus, “But Lord, what about this man?”

22 Jesus said to him, “If I will that he remain till I come, what is that to you? You follow Me.”

23 Then this saying went out among the brethren that this disciple would not die. Yet Jesus did not say to him that he would not die, but, “If I will that he remain till I come, what is that to you?”

24 This is the disciple who testifies of these things, and wrote these things; and we know that his testimony is true.

25 And there are also many other things that Jesus did, which if they were written one by one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that would be written. Amen.
 Quoting: M1.618

My apoligies OP, I just check some of your other posts, they speak for themselves, sort of a waste of time responding to this one - carry on.
But do consider what your truth is compared to what others see as reality.
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OP will meet his maker Satan in hell. Be afraid, be very afraid....
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Let OP judge OP.
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that excerpt OP posted was from the Secret Gospel of Mark. Gay theologian Morton Smith claimed to have found the manuscript in anancien monastery.

The manuscript was a letter by Clemens of Alexandria containing the suppressed part.

There is no consensus if its genuine or hoax as far as I know. IIRC the manuscript is now missing.
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Thats from the secret gospel of Mark guys. And the youth here is probably Lazarus (the story after his resurrection).

But there is "a youth in linen cloth over his naked body" in Mark's 14.51 after Jesus was arrested in the garden of gethsemane.
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It doesn't say that. I looked. Fuck you!
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Here is a picture of the youth who "followed" and was "naked except for a loin cloth" and "leaned back":

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Thats from the secret gospel of Mark guys. And the youth here is probably Lazarus (the story after his resurrection).

But there is "a youth in linen cloth over his naked body" in Mark's 14.51 after Jesus was arrested in the garden of gethsemane.
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This changes nothing about the nature of the post.
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Thats from the secret gospel of Mark guys. And the youth here is probably Lazarus (the story after his resurrection).

But there is "a youth in linen cloth over his naked body" in Mark's 14.51 after Jesus was arrested in the garden of gethsemane.
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Lazarus the zombie? that´s fucked up! damned
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Was Jesus a straight up homo with John?

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Jesus was queer, a modern day peter puffer...
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


And that is the official word from Goat Boy.
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that excerpt OP posted was from the Secret Gospel of Mark. Gay theologian Morton Smith claimed to have found the manuscript in anancien monastery.

The manuscript was a letter by Clemens of Alexandria containing the suppressed part.

There is no consensus if its genuine or hoax as far as I know. IIRC the manuscript is now missing.
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How convenient.
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Thats from the secret gospel of Mark guys. And the youth here is probably Lazarus (the story after his resurrection).

But there is "a youth in linen cloth over his naked body" in Mark's 14.51 after Jesus was arrested in the garden of gethsemane.
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This changes nothing about the nature of the post.
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I agree. The post is just silly
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