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The Poetry Bowl! VOTING NOW CLOSED! Congrats to Minus9 for Winning!

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I think GLP needs pink sticky flags to point out the gay

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I think GLP needs pink sticky flags to point out the gay
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I think GLP needs pink sticky flags to point out the gay
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I think GLP needs pink sticky flags to point out the gay
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FUCKULOOKINGACUL

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 Quoting: Dr. Acula


ozzisticks
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 Quoting: Citizenperth


rockon
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Re: The Poetry Bowl! VOTING NOW CLOSED! Congrats to Minus9 for Winning!
EDIT: Voting Closed!
Congrats to Minus9 for winning!
Your upgrade has already been gave issued to you
cheers

*2nd Place goes to Handle Moniker!
cheers
*3rd Place goes to fellowearthling! Your trial upgrade has been awarded!
cheers

I want to thank EVERYONE for joining in with your poems and your votes! hf

A BIG round of applause to everyone!
clappa

If you didnt win... there is always next year! cheers

Below is the Official Winning Screen Shot! :)

poetrybowl2013wi


acula2013poetryb

The poll above has the 10 poems that was selected to win the upgrade prizes. They are in no order, as they are equally wonderful.

I have posted links to the poems at the bottom... Please check them out and vote.

Even if your poem doesn’t appear in the above 10… that doesn’t mean you didn’t share with us an amazing piece of art.

You all are winners in my eye!!!

Your talent is clear and the amazing minds that are present here are unlike any other group I have been associated with online... or offline for that matter!

But (sadly) there is only one first place prize… That means somebody has to win!

1st Place = 'Free FULL upgrade for 1 month’
2nd Place = 'Free TRIAL upgrade for 1 month'
And as a bonus! There will be a 3rd place prize = 'Free TRIAL upgrade for 1 month'

There was such an amazing response that I wanted to step up my offer of 2 prizes… to 3 prizes.

I am had my wife assist me in picking the 10… She doesn’t know any of you, she is a non member and her suggestions were based on the poem and the poem alone.

It hasn’t been easy picking the 10!!!!!!!!

It’s been damn right hard!

We have spent the better part of the day reading, considering, comparing, biting our nails, pulling our own hair. But this is our 10 picks.

"Words of Mass Detritus" by fellowearthling
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite!

'A Winter Poem' by I am he that is I

Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 2)

"Of Seven, Eleven, and One" by King Felix
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 3)

"Winter to Spring" by Handle Moniker
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 3)

"The Dog is Dead" by waterman
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 4)

"Welcome Home" by AgnosticDeity

Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 4)

"I Gave up Everything to Gain it All" by ELNATHAN APOLLYON
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 6)

"DO YOU KNOW ME ????" by Yes I Did !!!!
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 6)

"Need some help dad?" by Minus9
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 5)

"GLP Stroll" by Snarf
Thread: Dr. Acula's Poetry Contest! Contest Ended. Click for Link to Poll Thread, Vote For Your Favorite! (Page 2)


This poll will be open for 24 hours. It ends at 2am EST February 5th 2013

So vote for your favorite poem!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


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WTF? Learn to quote damnit!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Congratulations winners!!!

Excellent work from everyone here.

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Thanks everyone who participated and a huge thanks to those that voted for mine. Oddly enough I have been perusing GLP for some time, when I saw this contest my wife said just try. My first post got me a free paid for month, NOT BAD!!! I guess I'm now a mandatory GLPer lol!

I'll be sure to spread the karma and again thanks to everyone and all the great poems that were here!
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Thanks everyone who participated and a huge thanks to those that voted for mine. Oddly enough I have been perusing GLP for some time, when I saw this contest my wife said just try. My first post got me a free paid for month, NOT BAD!!! I guess I'm now a mandatory GLPer lol!

I'll be sure to spread the karma and again thanks to everyone and all the great poems that were here!
 Quoting: Minus9


congrats!

and it looks like you are off to a great start here at GLP! :)

stick around and mingle with us :)

your wife is right... not just about this contest... but you can apply that wisdom to any venture in life.

"Just Try!"

so give her a high five from me


GLP remember... no matter if you think you dont stand a chance... "Just Try" the outcome may surprise you :)

cheers
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Congratulations winners!!!

Excellent work from everyone here.

clappa
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clappa

rockon for being a good sport.

you may not have been awarded a prize... but you are a winner too... everyone who shared with us is!

thank you from the bottom of my heart for participating in this contest

cheers
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Here's an earlier version I did
of my poem which the good Dr
has now allowed me to share.

uuemdees

Words of Mass Detritus

I understand we earthlings
seek order amongst things.
An analogy with ants ~
their mother wears the pants,
yet nothing parasitic
clips her subjects’ ticket.

Her warriors die in battle,
not like docile cattle.
Falling for a social nest ~
not some pointless quest,
like double-you-em-dees
not hidden overseas.

A faceless nation employs
children... it then deploys
with guns in hands to arid lands,
where blood stains sun-baked sands
shaded by whose banner, oh queen?
who lives a life so serene.

With soldiers to secure your soil,
leeching off the workers toil,
trusting to an aged tradition
of using fear to condition.
The cattles contributions clipped,
all clip evaders whipped!

‘But everyone’s the same’
we hear, ‘it’s a numbers game.’
We’re not fucking ants
or homicidal sycophants!
Okay, let’s play by the rules,
but not those writ by fools.

Thanks again!

Last Edited by fellowearthling on 02/06/2013 07:15 PM
Natural law created humans.
Human nature created lawyers.
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Here's an earlier version I did
of my poem which the good Dr
has now allowed me to share.

uuemdees

Words of Mass Detritus

I understand we earthlings
seek order amongst things.
An analogy with ants ~
their mother wears the pants,
yet nothing parasitic
clips her subjects’ ticket.

Her warriors die in battle,
not like docile cattle.
Falling for a social nest ~
not some pointless quest,
like double-you-em-dees
not hidden overseas.

A faceless nation employs
children... it then deploys
with guns in hands to arid lands,
where blood stains sun-baked sands
shaded by whose banner, oh queen?
who lives a life so serene.

With soldiers to secure your soil,
leeching off the workers toil,
trusting to an aged tradition
of using fear to condition.
The cattles contributions clipped,
all clip evaders whipped!

‘But everyone’s the same’
we hear, ‘it’s a numbers game.’
We’re not fucking ants
or homicidal sycophants!
Okay, let’s play by the rules,
but not those writ by fools.

Thanks again!
 Quoting: fellowearthling


smiley

applause

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 02/06/2013 07:17 PM

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