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JOIN THE CHURCH OF MORMON! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!

 
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JOIN THE CHURCH OF MORMON! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!
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This is the only thing that I know about mormonism:

[link to www.tudou.com]


hahahaha enjoy this guys. I'm sure you'll all laugh.
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
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The catch is you draw their names from a hat.
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
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The catch is you draw their names from a hat.
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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


The catch is you draw their names from a hat.
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If two girls are at least 5's that make a "10" right?tounge
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But I come to the church of Moran here at GLP, sorry one cults enuff!!
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


The catch is you draw their names from a hat.
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If two girls are at least 5's that make a "10" right?tounge
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Morman Math 1O1.

1 Fat chick = 2 healthy women.

1 5/10 = half a women.

Take 2 Fat chicks and that's 4 women.

Then Divide those 4 women by looks. So .5 and you get 2 women.
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


The catch is you draw their names from a hat.
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If two girls are at least 5's that make a "10" right?tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26561103


Morman Math 1O1.

1 Fat chick = 2 healthy women.

1 5/10 = half a women.

Take 2 Fat chicks and that's 4 women.

Then Divide those 4 women by looks. So .5 and you get 2 women.
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BUT you have too feed and clothe those 4 women.

So your running at about 25% efficiency.

That's pure loss man.
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Then Factor in the bitch.

Bitch is wild.
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Alright im down... how many wives do I get?
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