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I can't believe how boring American Football really is.

 
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I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
Watched the first half of the Super Bowl. My God, how can people enjoy that? There's nothing exciting about touchdowns whatsoever. And the Super Bowl is supposed to be one of the biggest sport events of the year.

yawn

I did enjoy Any Given Sunday though.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
GIVE ME SIXNATIONS OVER THAT CRAP
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I much prefer when nancy boys dance around a ball for three hours and no one scores a goal. Much more exciting. Go Futbol.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
GIVE ME SIXNATIONS OVER THAT CRAP
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
I take it you have never went too the park and thrown a foot ball around with friends then jump tackled the shit out of someone smaller then you.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
Yeah, all they do half the time is stand around and the other half is spent sniffin each others asses,
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
I take it you have never went too the park and thrown a foot ball around with friends then jump tackled the shit out of someone smaller then you.
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wait what? you throw the football with your hands? and the ball is really a egg? makes sense

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I take it you have never went too the park and thrown a foot ball around with friends then jump tackled the shit out of someone smaller then you.
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One time I did throw a foot ball for about half an hour with a friend of mine (trying to learn the technique) on the field next to my house, and it was fun actually. But no, never tackled anyone.
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indeed, handegg is a game played by the brain damaged for the brain damaged, the real goal is to sell mountaindew and KFC.
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IMAGINE THE YANKS PLAYING OTHER COUNTRIES AT RUGBY. IT WOULD BE EMBARRASING. SO ITS FOR THE BEST THAT THEY STICK TO THE INFERIOR AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND PLAY WITH THEMSELVES s226
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Yeah all the stoppages & commercial breaks in football make it difficult for me to watch. If I watch a game I need to record it first so I can skip through all the B.S. inbetween the actual gameplay.

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I prefer golf. There are rarely any blacks, jews and women around. A football game is played by blacks, called on the TV by jews, all while your wife bitches that you haven't taken out the garbage yet. Fuck that.
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Good grief.

"At Super Bowl XLVII, the average cost of a 30 second commercial during hit a new record high of $4 million.[3]"

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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
Just add friends, good food, good drinks, and a few bets to any televised sporting event and watch the good times roll!

Even cricket!
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
GIVE ME SIXNATIONS OVER THAT CRAP
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Absolutely spot on. Watched all three 6 nations matches this weekend and the Superbowl! Absolutely no comparison. Six nations wins hands down, end of!!!!
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
It's not a real game,run about for 10 seconds stop for 5 minutes.
No wonder no one likes it,game for pussies

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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
The rest of the world plays and enjoys

Football / Soccer
Cricket
Rugby
Formula 1

America plays enjoys

American Football
Baseball
Basketball
Indycar
Nascar

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My question is WHY? Why play sports the rest of the world doesn't care about?
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
Watched the first half of the Super Bowl. My God, how can people enjoy that? There's nothing exciting about touchdowns whatsoever.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
It's not a real game,run about for 10 seconds stop for 5 minutes.
No wonder no one likes it,game for pussies

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Exactly, ad breaks galore.

What would happen if most americans had to watch a 90 minute football/soccer game with only one ad break in the middle?

Most people in the west these days never mind americans cant even watch a 90 minute movie without explosions and car chases every 5 minutes.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
The rest of the world plays and enjoys

Football / Soccer
Cricket
Rugby
Formula 1

America plays enjoys

American Football
Baseball
Basketball
Indycar
Nascar

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My question is WHY? Why play sports the rest of the world doesn't care about?
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applause2
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
The rest of the world plays and enjoys

Football / Soccer
Cricket
Rugby
Formula 1

America plays enjoys

American Football
Baseball
Basketball
Indycar
Nascar

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My question is WHY? Why play sports the rest of the world doesn't care about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28070593


Maybe thats slightly unfair as about 4 more countries other than the US give a fuck about ice hockey. But Canada doesnt count. LOL.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
I take it you have never went too the park and thrown a foot ball around with friends then jump tackled the shit out of someone smaller then you.
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When we play games in the park we dont use physical force to push people around, we use the skill of our foot movement etc.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
The rest of the world plays and enjoys

Football / Soccer
Cricket
Rugby
Formula 1

America plays enjoys

American Football
Baseball
Basketball
Indycar
Nascar

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My question is WHY? Why play sports the rest of the world doesn't care about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28070593


I like F1 but all the races are on here about 8 o'clock in the morning live. Who watches auto racing in the morning? Like going to a rock concert in the morning.
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Everyone knows hockey is the best sport ever.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
It's not a real game,run about for 10 seconds stop for 5 minutes.
No wonder no one likes it,game for pussies

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33649767


Exactly, ad breaks galore.

What would happen if most americans had to watch a 90 minute football/soccer game with only one ad break in the middle?

Most people in the west these days never mind americans cant even watch a 90 minute movie without explosions and car chases every 5 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28070593


Give me a suspenseful film with a good storyline over this CGI and action scenes infested crap any day.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
I much prefer when nancy boys dance around a ball for three hours and no one scores a goal. Much more exciting. Go Futbol.
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LOL.

cruise

You would think with american money and nationalism the entire nation could get behind the football team for the world cup etc.

I'd have thought americans would rejoice in being able to kick an object at 80mph at a russian/north korean/chinaman/mexican in a net.
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The rest of the world plays and enjoys

Football / Soccer
Cricket
Rugby
Formula 1

America plays enjoys

American Football
Baseball
Basketball
Indycar
Nascar

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My question is WHY? Why play sports the rest of the world doesn't care about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28070593


I like F1 but all the races are on here about 8 o'clock in the morning live. Who watches auto racing in the morning? Like going to a rock concert in the morning.
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Same problem, but id love a proper american F1 team, we need lots of big players to even the sport out, its too boring and clinical these days.

The time issue sucks but we have the same problem here in the UK.
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GIVE ME SIXNATIONS OVER THAT CRAP
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SCOTLAND ! ! ! !
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
I much prefer when nancy boys dance around a ball for three hours and no one scores a goal. Much more exciting. Go Futbol.
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LOL.

cruise

You would think with american money and nationalism the entire nation could get behind the football team for the world cup etc.

I'd have thought americans would rejoice in being able to kick an object at 80mph at a russian/north korean/chinaman/mexican in a net.
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Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the dishes.
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One of the reasons why soccer is so popular worldwide is because the world is an impoverished shithole for the most part. You can get cheap soccer balls in any country for a dollar and play in the street. For baseball you need a $60 glove, a $30 bat, a $5 ball.

What... 5% of the people in the world could afford that maybe? And that's the cheapest North American sport. The one you play when your dad is unemployed and cant afford $1000 worth of hockey equipment.
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Re: I can't believe how boring American Football really is.
Speaking on behalf of Canada.

We like UFC. Hockey. Golf. Basketball.

Take notes.

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