1. Get a snazzy name like mine

2. Don't FREAK THE FUCK OUT and kill people, that is a deterent for most.

3. If you live in a dorm then fucking leave your door open all the time and someone is bound to come in, *warning rape may ensue if one is a woman or small man and sometimes big men because that is a fun challenge that is worth it*

4. Be a boss and crunk where ever you go, you got me? Fucking crunk like there is no tomorrow, i'm white and the first thing I do is crunk when I wake up, I guess you could say I wake up crunking.



A DUH DUH DUH Wutang.