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Maybe Democrats shouldn't have guns!

 
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Hummm, you know, I think this thread was derailed by a 'snit' instead of a 'shill'. Doesn't usually go that way. hmm
I wish I had more time so I could do even less.
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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
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I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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maybe we should start fresh, new parties that represent the people instead of the almighty dollar so that mean no more democrats and republicans. current and former politicians from both sides will be deported to siberia for the rest of their lives. this will never happen but i can dream cant i? before im called out on being a democrat/republican or commie, i never sent it my voter registration form and do not plan on sending it in for quite a while until things start to change for the better of the country and the people.

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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
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I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


At first I laughed.

Then I remembered...there is truth to this.

Then I laughed harder.

Good recall. Where's the link about this?
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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
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I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Thread: Gunman shooting up your workplace?? DHS says to grab some scissors!

cruise
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rofl
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what happened to glp? do some people actually think the republicans are the good guys and the democrats are the bad guys? they both suck i thought you people were awake, guess i was wrong. WAKE UP!! its the same cycle over n over again we get 8 years of a shitty democrat but in a republican controlled congress then it flip flops for the next 8 years.
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It's a history lesson sir, in the civil war the north was Republican and the south was Democrat, from my point of preaching of course. For the rest of em, I don't really know what the deal is, Democrats have gained a high amount of power while over the years Republicans have become obsolete (meaning overly religious which in politics is dangerous look at the middle east and russia for example, muslim and catholic). To each there own is my way, not a fan of where most place there faith but at least they have it and am not a fan of people who like picking sides i'm more of a logical man who thinks from both ends of the spectrum, if I didn't how could I learn and grow?

Modern Republicans are nothing like what they used to be and Democrats have proven to be great shadows who control the mirrors quite effectivly, look at the assassination of Osama Bin Laden, happend a day after Msm was reporting that we had bombed the house of one of Gaddaffis sons home, killing all women and children, but we got that bastards son right? A card that someone has been waiting to pull for a very long time for sitiuation just like that. The point is we think that the trouble is over cause the republicans are out of the picture when it comes to the white house, but that is far from true the boogy men from our past, the Democrats are gaining more power then ever before and are almost considered Divine by alot of people, praising one side who uses the mirror of logic while containing none (shadows are good at reflecting what's infront of them Dem) and shunning a party who has fallen far from what it used to be Rep. The Republican party is purposely being turned into something barely resembling what it used to stand for, so many people call Republicans retards and rednecks, well if that is true then it is only because their views have been manipulated to make them seem as if they are inferior to the other choice. To me both sides aren't the answer at all though I wish one could be, both use the statement of choosing the lesser evil. Evil is still evil so I don't vote main parties, but if I did it would have to be a Paul or third party like Gary Johnson because everyone else doesn't have a lick of truth or logic in em when it comes to politics or the people.
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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2259844


I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


At first I laughed.

Then I remembered...there is truth to this.

Then I laughed harder.

Good recall. Where's the link about this?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


A brilliant suggestion from DHS. LMAO!!

[link to illinoisreview.typepad.com]


Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
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I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


At first I laughed.

Then I remembered...there is truth to this.

Then I laughed harder.

Good recall. Where's the link about this?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


A brilliant suggestion from DHS. LMAO!!

[link to illinoisreview.typepad.com]


 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


They advise that if you're in a mass shoorter situation and can’t leave your office, you should grab something to defend yourself - such as a pair of scissors and crouch under your desk and wait quietly.

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You left out the best part! "A Homeland Security official clarified that one should only use that pair of scissors as a “last, worst-case scenario.”"

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Right..Democrats like the OP said.
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well played but there are some dumb people who cant have guns that happen to be dumb fuck hillbilly republicans.
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What's with the 'hillbilly' label you people like to slap on the Repubs?
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Ever met a redneck who wasn't a republican? I haven't.
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i'm from the northeast and there are plenty more like me, however our votes have always been cancelled out by the "I want something for nothing" crowd. i am forced to pay for people because they outnumber people who work. are we rednecks too?

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Gun nuts are always fun to read for a laugh.
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I am humbled by your astonishing level of sophistication.

Enjoy defending yourself with a pair of rounded scissors.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


At first I laughed.

Then I remembered...there is truth to this.

Then I laughed harder.

Good recall. Where's the link about this?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


A brilliant suggestion from DHS. LMAO!!

[link to illinoisreview.typepad.com]


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sure, you can have scissors until they decide to ban them as "too dangerous."
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I am a registered democrat. I voted Obama on the first term. Not the second. I enjoy my guns, all on the AWB list. Otherwise it's no fun. I enjoy skeet shooting, hunting, target practice and have been doing this nice 8. I do not agree with Obama since the NDAA became legislation. It has turned me far far away from my party, along with Feinstein and the rest of the treasonous crew.

I would be the first person if there was a civil war, to protect myself from anyone especially republicans. Also demtards too. I'm not into glen beck he's n asshole, nor rape sperm. I believe in pro choice. I'm not into the top 1% changing laws so they can crash Wall Street an rob tax payers. I'm not anti gay, or minority. I'm not into the rights white supremacy undertones you can't deny but obamas muzzieness is from from cool and I did not vote for the lies and destruction of our constitution.
I don't know where that leaves me but neither side is looking good. Our country is still divided among the mason Dixon line pretty much. Our voting lines are the same as the slavery lines and I'm not down with that either. Where does that leave me?
I especially am disgusted the 3rd party was not allowed to participate as a possible real contender in this last election, guess I align with Ron Paul now due to his NDAA stance.
I'm an American and my family has been here since the late 1600's, I'm not giving up my country.
Seeing this hate on here for democraps chase me way from the right even more. This is a major problem in our country, many people feel the way I do. Both parties have extremists. You're lying if you think otherwise cause shooting abortion clinic doctors is just as nuts as the extreme left violence. And if you people think the right would be much different if in office you are just stupid. They all take campaign contributions and don't serve us the people. They all voted for the NDAA, hr347, NDRP, etc etc...
So either way you align with evil.
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i'm from the northeast and there are plenty more like me, however our votes have always been cancelled out by the "I want something for nothing" crowd. i am forced to pay for people because they outnumber people who work. are we rednecks too?

 Quoting: davvi


Yes, you're also "racist", "haters", and "bigots".

Those are alternative labels for "productive".
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


it is starting to be hard to go to work and make money to pay taxes so that others can live in a lifestyle our money has made them accustomed to, but then there are slaves and there are masters. we who work are now slaves to those who don't and then they hate us for it too?
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A brilliant suggestion from DHS. LMAO!!

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LJS, you and I both know what rounded scissors really are:

Tiny little dull katanas just waiting to be sharpened and used in crime.

:205:
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Ban scissors!!!!

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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You left out the best part! "A Homeland Security official clarified that one should only use that pair of scissors as a “last, worst-case scenario.”"

baby
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At first you should attempt to defend yourself with a stapler before resorting to the deadly pair of paper scissors!!


Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Don't forget it's the liberals and democrats who always talk about shooting and killing people who don't agree with them.
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Nothing like divisions within divisions within divisions.
this vs that us vs them what do you have rocks where brains are normally found?

Anyone with the urge for a sociopathic rush (usually augmented by fda approved pharma) shouldn't have any gun.

You guys are so fucking boring getting stuck in a misperceptual loop, well you're just impossible to reason with.
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Politics in this country sucks. Republicans blow. End of story.
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Maybe cupcake, but you and your kind......swallow!
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maybe this is more divide and conquer.

i dont vote by the way. voting is the hiring of someone else, to force others, to follow your will, at the barrel of a gun.

besides the above, i feel voters are dangerous. they do the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

a word that comes to mind is "insane", that defines the actions of voters very well.
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Don't forget it's the liberals and democrats who always talk about shooting and killing people who don't agree with them.
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Well since they have no morals it doesnt count.
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Politics in this country sucks. Republicans blow. End of story.
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Maybe cupcake, but you and your kind......swallow!
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Democrats at odds over assault weapons ban

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Minnesota Mayor R.T. Rybak took a forceful stand on Jansing & Co. ahead of his meeting with President Obama on gun control legislation, criticizing the Senate Majority Leader and lawmakers who don’t want to move on new gun legislation.

Rybak said, “How can Harry Reid–a fellow Democrat and I’m willing to criticize him–say he hasn’t read the bill. Dianne Feinstein, she’s been a mayor, she was there at a shooting, she put her finger in a bullet hole. She knows why we need this action. This is an emergency, so let’s knock off the Washington baloney, support the president and get some things done.”

Reid told ABC he was not sure if he would support an assault weapons ban. “I don’t know, she [Dianne Feinstein] knows I haven’t read her amendment,” Reid said Sunday.

MSNBC guest host Richard Lui asked what Rybak, who also serves as the vice-chairman of the Democratic National Committee, would like to say to Harry Reid.
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Democrats at odds over assault weapons ban

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Minnesota Mayor R.T. Rybak took a forceful stand on Jansing & Co. ahead of his meeting with President Obama on gun control legislation, criticizing the Senate Majority Leader and lawmakers who don’t want to move on new gun legislation.

Rybak said, “How can Harry Reid–a fellow Democrat and I’m willing to criticize him–say he hasn’t read the bill. Dianne Feinstein, she’s been a mayor, she was there at a shooting, she put her finger in a bullet hole. She knows why we need this action. This is an emergency, so let’s knock off the Washington baloney, support the president and get some things done.”

Reid told ABC he was not sure if he would support an assault weapons ban. “I don’t know, she [Dianne Feinstein] knows I haven’t read her amendment,” Reid said Sunday.

MSNBC guest host Richard Lui asked what Rybak, who also serves as the vice-chairman of the Democratic National Committee, would like to say to Harry Reid.
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Politics in this country sucks. Republicans blow. End of story.
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Can you go 5 minutes without talking about giving head?
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Good OP, your starting realize the importance of banning guns.

we see this as progress.

perhaps you are finally waking up.

Sincerely,

Democrat
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Thank you for pointing this out. The media reports either totally ignore this or would have us assume they had been apolitical or from well-off families (& therefore implying that they were likely conservative)
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what an incredibly dumb thing to say. especially when you're talking about people making assumptions. hypocrite much?
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Nothing like divisions within divisions within divisions.
this vs that us vs them what do you have rocks where brains are normally found?

Anyone with the urge for a sociopathic rush (usually augmented by fda approved pharma) shouldn't have any gun.

You guys are so fucking boring getting stuck in a misperceptual loop, well you're just impossible to reason with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


People like you just look utterly stupid to me. Us vs Them. Yeah, no shit Sherlock. What else is it? Oh, I forgot about the whole "One Human Race" Hippy bullshit. It's Us vs Them until they stfu about it.
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No, Just dont let dumb people have guns.
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Right..Democrats like the OP said.
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well played but there are some dumb people who cant have guns that happen to be dumb fuck hillbilly republicans.
 Quoting: Komi


Surprisingly, most of the hillybilly types are usually Dems if they belong to any party at all.
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Why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men who kill movie-goers, brave soldiers, church members and children in school, has ever been identified as a conservative NRA member?



Ft Hood ~~~ Registered Democrat ~ Muslim
Columbine ~~~ Too young to vote; both families were registered Democrats and progressive liberals
Virginia Tech ~~~ Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered Democrat
Colorado Theater ~~~ Registered Democrat; staff worker on the Obama campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; progressive liberal
Connecticut School Shooter ~~~ Registered Democrat; hated Christians

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But remember, the scissor can't be black or with any camouflage print, it can't be from any military hardware manufacture (can't have military grade scissors in the hands of peasants)and the blades can't be sharpened too much.
If your scissor has 1 or more of these features it will be deemed a assault scissor and possession of an assault scissor is a class B felony.
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