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Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)

 
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Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Keyless entry remotes are great, but they don't always work how you want them to. One of the most common complaints is that they just don't reach far enough, and there's nothing more annoying when you can't remember where you parked. After all, what's the point of having "remote" entry if you have to be right next to the car for it to work?

Surprisingly, the key to fixing this is actually in your head. If you touch the remote to your head while pressing the button, you can unlock your car from a further distance. For even better results, hold it under your chin and open your mouth.
According to radio engineer Tim Pozar, you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna. The fluids in your head make it a good enough conductor to actually increase the range of your key fob.
Still skeptical? Watch the video below to see the trick in action.



Read more [link to driver-safety.wonderhowto.com]
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Keyless entry remotes are great, but they don't always work how you want them to. One of the most common complaints is that they just don't reach far enough, and there's nothing more annoying when you can't remember where you parked. After all, what's the point of having "remote" entry if you have to be right next to the car for it to work?

Surprisingly, the key to fixing this is actually in your head. If you touch the remote to your head while pressing the button, you can unlock your car from a further distance. For even better results, hold it under your chin and open your mouth.
According to radio engineer Tim Pozar, you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna. The fluids in your head make it a good enough conductor to actually increase the range of your key fob.
Still skeptical? Watch the video below to see the trick in action.



Read more [link to driver-safety.wonderhowto.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


Smiley
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
It's true. Been doing it for over 20 years.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Will it also fry my brain by inches? If so, I'll pass, thanks. :-P
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Actually, you can simply hold it against your body, not necessarily just your head. Been showing this to friends for at least a decade.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
I heard the same thing about rifles.


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Your heart, actually, emanates the greatest field.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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Will it also fry my brain by inches? If so, I'll pass, thanks. :-P
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Lol!!! I think I will too!!
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I heard the same thing about rifles.


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Smiley
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Thank you for the pin Smiley
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Thank you for the :pin: Smiley


why would this be pined?
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It's true. Been doing it for over 20 years.
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no problems...minor headache, migraine ?
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Actually, you can simply hold it against your body, not necessarily just your head. Been showing this to friends for at least a decade.
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Thank you for confirming this.
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Makes you wonder why they call it a "cell" phone!
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna
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And maybe that's WHY you can't remember where you parked.
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That looks awesome!
If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and aeroplanes.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Keyless entry remotes are great, but they don't always work how you want them to. One of the most common complaints is that they just don't reach far enough, and there's nothing more annoying when you can't remember where you parked. After all, what's the point of having "remote" entry if you have to be right next to the car for it to work?

Surprisingly, the key to fixing this is actually in your head. If you touch the remote to your head while pressing the button, you can unlock your car from a further distance. For even better results, hold it under your chin and open your mouth.
According to radio engineer Tim Pozar, you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna. The fluids in your head make it a good enough conductor to actually increase the range of your key fob.
Still skeptical? Watch the video below to see the trick in action.



Read more [link to driver-safety.wonderhowto.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


This works on all cars up until the car bailout …. After Government motors “GM” was bailed out by our government this only works when you stick the remote up your ass and click your heels three time saying ‘Harry Reed”
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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Will it also fry my brain by inches? If so, I'll pass, thanks. :-P
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Smiley
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Well thats a bone head move...
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Can confirm this, a friend showed me this in the 80's with car alarm. Same thing. I have been doing it for years.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna
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And maybe that's WHY you can't remember where you parked.
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if you have memory problems, after you've parked the car, do the photos of the surrounding area Smiley
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
Keyless entry remotes are great, but they don't always work how you want them to. One of the most common complaints is that they just don't reach far enough, and there's nothing more annoying when you can't remember where you parked. After all, what's the point of having "remote" entry if you have to be right next to the car for it to work?

Surprisingly, the key to fixing this is actually in your head. If you touch the remote to your head while pressing the button, you can unlock your car from a further distance. For even better results, hold it under your chin and open your mouth.
According to radio engineer Tim Pozar, you're essentially turning your skull into an antenna. The fluids in your head make it a good enough conductor to actually increase the range of your key fob.
Still skeptical? Watch the video below to see the trick in action.



Read more [link to driver-safety.wonderhowto.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


This works on all cars up until the car bailout …. After Government motors “GM” was bailed out by our government this only works when you stick the remote up your ass and click your heels three time saying ‘Harry Reed”
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cit. The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help Smiley
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Dental fillings
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Putting your head in a Microwave Oven.

And Shoving a Hot Dog up your ASS.

It will cook in half the time!
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It's true. Been doing it for over 20 years.
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Yep, same here.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
And the point of this is?

Here in this country we find it easier to get into a car when close to it.

crazy
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
hold the remote high above your head
the higher the antenna, the longer the range
can't believe this is pinned
basic third grade stuff
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
To the people worrying about the health effects, simply standing within 100 yards of a high-tension power line exposes you to 1000x more radio energy than this, hell the AC lines in your house have a more powerful EM field than a car remote, let alone the radio energy you are exposing yourself to sitting in front of a computer monitor... There is literally zero health risk involved here.
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
That looks awesome!
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Smiley
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
To the people worrying about the health effects, simply standing within 100 yards of a high-tension power line exposes you to 1000x more radio energy than this, hell the AC lines in your house have a more powerful EM field than a car remote, let alone the radio energy you are exposing yourself to sitting in front of a computer monitor... There is literally zero health risk involved here.
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Sure Smiley
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Re: Quick Tip: Pointing Your Car Remote at Your Head Increases Its Range (video)
a conduit for radio waves is not what a head is designed for. those wiley salesmen will say about anything won't they

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